[Archived] Mutu Fails Second Drugs Test

[tcj_jones]

Mutu fails second drugs test of his career.

This could potentially have massive implications on his life after football, considering the amount he is already having to pay Chelsea in compensation.

Am I right in thinking that sibutramine is present within amphetamines(remember his first offence was for cocaine)?

[Majiball]

Sibutramine

I would be gob-smacked, if given whats happened to him in the past, that he is back on the drugs.

Chelsea treated him very differently to say Bosnich who it would seem they didn't sue.

I have no idea if its present in any amphetamines, I'll leave that post to those in the know.

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

So I was in the pub the other night with Paytes, Kevin Mc and Robbie Blake having a few beers, and we were discussing Mutu and how we thought he was just the player to try and fill Andy's shoes at Burnley. Feel sorry for the guy, as it's likely he won't get his dream move to the turf now.

[brian_gallagher85]

It's cocaine he's been snorting, not smoking the wacky backy!

[Gav]

So I was in the pub the other night with Paytes, Kevin Mc and Robbie Blake having a few beers, and we were discussing Mutu and how we thought he was just the player to try and fill Andy's shoes at Burnley. Feel sorry for the guy, as it's likely he won't get his dream move to the turf now.

Prinny Royal or Ighten Lee?

[braddock]

Sibutramine

I would be gob-smacked, if given whats happened to him in the past, that he is back on the drugs.

you do know the way drugs work don't you?

[Majiball]

It's cocaine he's been snorting, not smoking the wacky backy!

I can only assume that payt's and the likes are thinking of expanding the business?

you do know the way drugs work don't you?

Sorry, I'm not to sure what you mean by that. Are you talking about addiction or the individual drugs themselves?

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

I have it on good authority Mutu would have signed for Burnley at the end of the season.

[Majiball]

I have it on good authority Mutu would have signed for Burnley at the end of the season.

I'm sure given he's most likely about to be banned that he will sign on the LINE, for anyone.

[brian_gallagher85]

I have it on good authority Mutu that a mutant would have signed for Burnley at the end of the season.

Fixed

[Bazrakats]

Mutu, who just said no to City and a big fat pay cheque, would defo not be going Burnley.

Hes playing Champions league football and if he was to leave Viola it would be only to soem eastern league to finish his carrer.

The mans gonna owe 14million to Chelsea soon why would to Burnley were you pay less than the top Championship teams!!

[super_arran]

So I was in the pub the other night with Paytes, Kevin Mc and Robbie Blake having a few beers, and we were discussing Mutu and how we thought he was just the player to try and fill Andy's shoes at Burnley. Feel sorry for the guy, as it's likely he won't get his dream move to the turf now.

Haha

[CrazyIvan]

I have it on good authority Mutu would have signed for Burnley at the end of the season.

Why would he want to drop into the Championship? This good authority wouldn't happen to be the voice in your head would it? You know, the one that speaks in Andy Paytons voice and various other dingle dangles from the past.

[AndyR]

Was he going to help Andy Payton with his "gardening"??

[BlueMonday]

I have it on good authority Mutu would have signed for Burnley at the end of the season.

.......If he'd just kept taking his medicine.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

To be fair that was quite a good effort from Ranoff. He was joking wasn't he?

[1864roverite]

Dopey pillock.

Signing for the dingles ? That was MUTTLEY you prize prat !

[neekoy]

I am sure he means the award winning artist Wangechi Mutu, she is famous for painting grotesque distortions of the human figure, plenty of art models for her in Bumley

[Radagast]

Can no one recognise a wind-up when they see one?

Anyway, silly boy, Mutu. If convicted this may well be the end of the line for him. Wow, I just realised what a great accidental pun that was! No way am I going back and changing it now.

[Fife Rover]

Was he going to help Andy Payton with his "gardening"??

Or possibly to keep him company in the wardrobe?

[slough_rover]

Can't believe people are stupid enough to rise to the bait offered by Ranulf.

More importantly if this is true and he is found guilty then a life ban should definitely be handed out to him.

[Bazrakats]

Can't believe people are stupid enough to rise to the bait offered by Ranulf.

More importantly if this is true and he is found guilty then a life ban should definitely be handed out to him.

Hes been banned dont know how long for.

[92er]

So I was in the pub the other night with Paytes, Kevin Mc and Robbie Blake having a few beers, and we were discussing Mutu and how we thought he was just the player to try and fill Andy's shoes at Burnley. Feel sorry for the guy, as it's likely he won't get his dream move to the turf now.

When I first read this yesterday, it actually made me smile.

[Bazrakats]

They should change the title of the thread btw he has actually failed three drug test (another one today)