[Archived] Peter Crouch

[Hi Mack]

How the hell has Peter Crouch cheated on Abbey Clancy?

With a 16 year old Brass? Some people dont know how good they got it?

Sorry she was 19......I understand now!

[ABBEY]

[Amo]

I guess the bigger question is: Who cares?

[Mike Graham]

he bigger question is how many dozens of times has Clancy cheated on heart throb crouch?

[neekoy]

Numpty

[Tim Southampton Rover]

I can never be upset with Peter Crouch after his 'virgin' jibe.

Asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer, Peter Crouch replied "a virgin"

[tony gale's mic]

Apparently she was a prostitute. I don't understand all these footballers that sleep with prostitutes.

You can have your pick of many beautiful women to sleep with for free; yet you pick the one who would literally do ANYTHING for cash and so most likely to both take your money and sell her story for a few very quick bucks?!

At least the pervs who do it normally have some kind of excuse...

[Amo]

Apparently she was a prostitute. I don't understand all these footballers that sleep with prostitutes.

Your typical WAG is a prostitute. Why else do they sleep with these mega-rich footballers? For their sparkling repartee?

[Clitherover]

Saw the words Peter Crouch as a topic and thought thank god we've signed a decent striker, then realized it was in I can't believe it's not football...

Thanks mate!

[broadsword]

What a gangly goon.

[thenodrog]

What a gangly goon.

Bit unfair that Bryan. It is a completely natural desire. These guys are fanny magnets whatever they look like. If I was a Prem footballer, an athlete and an England international to boot I'd be shagging myself to a standstill. Inhibitions whittled away by a few beers and the basic but very strong human instinct to procreate takes over.

[broadsword]

He was a goon for getting caught :-)

[Amo]

Bit unfair that Bryan. It is a completely natural desire. These guys are fanny magnets whatever they look like. If I was a Prem footballer, an athlete and an England international to boot I'd be shagging myself to a standstill. Inhibitions whittled away by a few beers and the basic but very strong human instinct to procreate takes over.

Having a mid-life crisis, Gordon?

[neekoy]

Bit unfair that Bryan. It is a completely natural desire. These guys are fanny magnets whatever they look like. If I was a Prem footballer, an athlete and an England international to boot I'd be shagging myself to a standstill. Inhibitions whittled away by a few beers and the basic but very strong human instinct to procreate takes over.

I will say it again...numpty

[thenodrog]

I will say it again...numpty

Bit rude that neekoy .......... Anyway the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.

Maybe she's poor conversationally and a bad cook to boot.

[T4E]

You can only shag it so many times until it gets boring, doesn't matter what it looks like.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

[Ewood and I Would]

I love steaks, but there's the odd occasions where I really feel like a McDonald's.....

[neekoy]

and if that meant you could never have steak again?.....

[dj54nna]

If she's steak, she must be pretty bland. I don't think I've ever heard an interesting or intelligent word come out of her mouth. As wags go I don't find her very attractive either.

No excuse for cheating really, he should've just dumped her if she was so stupid/annoying/shallow/prudish [delete as applicable, I don't know why he felt the need to visit ladies of the night].

[Amo]

To be honest, these WAG relationships are so vacuous it's no surprise that they end up doing the dirty on one another. Do you think this woman would be with Crouchie if he was a shop boy in B&Q? Not likely. She's only with him to improve her own status, and he's with her for well... need I say?

[philipl]

I saw his was photoed smoking in one of the pics- the clean living lad is not.

[thenodrog]

and if that meant you could never have steak again?.....

My mates Dad used to advise him. "Never ever follow your Dick lad..... but always remember to take it with you!

[sleepyjack]

You can only shag it so many times until it gets boring, doesn't matter what it looks like.

Bloody hell, mate, you must be doing it wrong.

[T4E]

Bloody hell, mate, you must be doing it wrong.

You'll see.

[adopted scouser]

You'll see.

Why ? are you gonna do sleepyjack ?