[Archived] Summer Transfer Topic

[Steve Moss]

I second the tank idea. Ticks all the boxes.

[rebelmswar]

Oh no you've gone and done it now

Torches being soaked in kerosene and pitchforks being sharpened as we speak.

STAY AWAY FROM WINDMILLS!

I second the tank idea. Ticks all the boxes.

It is a siege mortar, tanks do not have a high enough firing arc for our forwards.

[bellamy11]

I am rubber, you are glue.

I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

[RevidgeBlue]

I second the tank idea. Ticks all the boxes.

Don't need it. Robbo's kicking is harder. And more accurate.

[67splitscreen]

Guys. please don't shoot me for this if it's wrong but an office based source at Ewood (reliability 50/50 in the past) has told me that Popov flies in tomorrow as deal agreed!

100+, 12 bores are loaded and cocked.

[rebelmswar]

Don't need it. Robbo's kicking is harder. And more accurate.

Thor can deflect more snap shots however.

[Balwer]

Guys. please don't shoot me for this if it's wrong but an office based source at Ewood (reliability 50/50 in the past) has told me that Popov flies in tomorrow as deal agreed!

http://bit.ly/9YF44w

The fate of the captain of FC Ivelin Popov will become clear until Thursday. This was announced in front of Topsport "president" orange "Trifon Popov." Until Thursday it will become clear whether Ivelin Popov will go with Blackburn Rovers. Even if everything about the transfer in the English club to develop in a positive direction, he can play against Debrecen "said Popov." This can not happen only if the English decide to call him immediately to the island.

[RevidgeBlue]

Guys. please don't shoot me for this if it's wrong but an office based source at Ewood (reliability 50/50 in the past) has told me that Popov flies in tomorrow as deal agreed!

Pity today's LT has already gone out, I can see the Headlines on the LT billboards already.

OFFICE CAT: POPOV IN BAG.

[rebelmswar]

Still, you fight like a dairy farmer.

There are no words for how disgusting you are.

So about that Popov...

But where are the crosses coming from if Robbo isn't in the line-up?

Thor can fire up to 4 miles with an arc apex of 500 yards

[rebelmswar]

Yes there are, you just haven't learned them yet.

I've spoken with apes more polite then you.

What about it?

Im excited arent you excited?

I'll give you 2000 pieces of eight for it...

Sorry, Sam already offered me 15 packs of Juicy Fruit and a gently used garden gnome for it.

[philipl]

PaulPlunkettLT on twitter

For Blackburn Rovers fans: If you had £100m to spend on transfers at Rovers, who would you realistically bring in?

Hmm...

[Tom]

I'd love to drag this topic off-thread but I'll get done by the Largo LaGrande's of this message board.

Still, you fight like a dairy farmer.

How appropriate you fight like a cow!

I hope the popov deal is done, maybe we offered them £1m and a rubber chicken

[RevidgeBlue]

Right now it looks like Popov and Benjani, but clearly if you can get a better version of Benjani - big, strong and quick - it would tick the boxes.

"Better than Benjani" "Big, strong, quick" hmmm............. that would be someone like errrrr............... Jason Roberts then.

[rebelmswar]

David Beckham. And... Thor.

To be fair, Thor is slightly younger than Beckham.

[RevidgeBlue]

PaulPlunkettLT on twitter

For Blackburn Rovers fans: If you had £100m to spend on transfers at Rovers, who would you realistically bring in?

Hmm...

Gerrard and Torres.

or Plan B Bellamy, Darren Bent, Warnock, Scott Parker plus 2-3 others.

[67splitscreen]

PaulPlunkettLT on twitter

For Blackburn Rovers fans: If you had £100m to spend on transfers at Rovers, who would you realistically bring in?

Hmm...

Strange indeed, far to early to be asking that sort of question.

[Craigman]

I think he ought to ask Sam Allardyce who he would bring in, a shame that it looks like he won't have the money this window.

[rebelmswar]

I getcha. Beckham could take the corners as it takes thor six hours to turn around.

[RevidgeBlue]

Strange indeed, far to early to be asking that sort of question.

Indeed. Might be seen as rubbing salt in the wounds of the supporters if things somehow go pear shaped.

I getcha. Beckham could take the corners as it takes thor six hours to turn around.

Much like Lorenzo Amoruso then.

[67splitscreen]

Indeed. Might be seen as rubbing salt in the wounds of the supporters if things somehow go pear shaped.

Much like Lorenzo Amoruso then.

Or!. Nah!, to early and they never get any news first.

[Jackson]

Did Plunkett get jealous that Cryer was getting all the attention?

He's a bit like a bad fart.

[Mc Love]

Gerrard and Torres.

or Plan B Bellamy, Darren Bent, Warnock, Scott Parker plus 2-3 others.

Plan B? Isnt he a musician, dont think he would be much good unless we deploy him at half time?

[Clitherover]

Plan B? Isnt he a musician, dont think he would be much good unless we deploy him at half time?

No thanks, there's enough scallies around Blackburn as it is.

[super_arran]

To be fair, Thor is slightly younger than Beckham.

And he's got a hammer!

[Hughesy]

"Better than Benjani" "Big, strong, quick" hmmm............. that would be someone like errrrr............... Jason Roberts then.

Roberts better than Benjani?? Never!