[Archived] God help us there is a mutiny afoot!

[slough_rover]

As reported by an esteemed poster on this site a huge mutiny has erupted within the squad since Sam was given the boot. Our inside sources can reveal that senior squad members such as Samba, Nelsen and Salgado were seen burning an effigy of Mrs Desai whilst deficating on pictures of Gandhi. A whistleblower within the dressing room has stated that the whole squad is up in arms over Steve Keans insistance to do all team talks in Hindi and that before everygame all squad members must ring a bell in reverance to Shiva. Furthermore unconfirmed sources state that senior squad members were up in arms when the Christmas tree within Brockhall was replaced with a oversized chapatti covered in tinsel.

Hang on im just getting news that Salgado, Nelsen and Samba have signed exensions and are looking forward to being a part of the Venkys revolution....

Mutiny? Like F**k

[SAS]

I'm sure Phillip still believed there is a mutiny ....

[True Blue & White]

Looking forward to the Venky's revolution or looking forward to a final pay day (or pay rise in Samba's case)?

[ada2020]

I'm sure Phillip still believed there is a mutiny ....

He believes a lot more besides, going of the PM he sent me some time back.

Incidently, none of the info provided in the PM came true if memory serves me correctly.

[chocky]

I don't recall that he ever admits that he got it wrong either.

[thenodrog]

As reported by an esteemed poster on this site a huge mutiny has erupted within the squad since Sam was given the boot. Our inside sources can reveal that senior squad members such as Samba, Nelsen and Salgado were seen burning an effigy of Mrs Desai whilst deficating on pictures of Gandhi. A whistleblower within the dressing room has stated that the whole squad is up in arms over Steve Keans insistance to do all team talks in Hindi and that before everygame all squad members must ring a bell in reverance to Shiva. Furthermore unconfirmed sources state that senior squad members were up in arms when the Christmas tree within Brockhall was replaced with a oversized chapatti covered in tinsel.

Hang on im just getting news that Salgado, Nelsen and Samba have signed exensions and are looking forward to being a part of the Venkys revolution....

Mutiny? Like F**k

sloughrover never mind circumventing the swear filter, please remember that Sam Allardyce's feet and the Indian sub continent must never ever EVER be mentioned in the same paragraph! And for goodness sake don't try to inject any humour either! Just in case one of those sensitive Indian fakirs might feel a little flamed or stereotyped or similar. It's in serious breach of Guidelines 7 and 9 you know!

Sorry ET ...just couldn't resist!

[RibbleValleyRover]

I was sceptical about the reports of there being a full blown mutiny, but I think there was clearly some disharmony in the background when Sam departed. However at the end of the day money talks...

[Glenn]

Pointless, annoying dig at another member and nothing football related that doesn't even have the defence of being quite funny (though Gordon almost saved it). It was always going to get closed. So. Closed.