[Archived] change the film name

[ABBEY]

shamlessly nicked from rock radio yesterday... i was crying laughing yesterday listening to it.

name a movie but change the title name and what the name change would mean .

C-rocky.....a film where the boxer is injured and never got in the ring .

Die Easy...bruce willis died in the opening credits.

[Billy Castell]

Whitney Got Fingered: Police raid Whitney Houston's house and discover she is a user/dealer in crack. Sophia Loren plays the pervy cop who performs the cavity search at the station.

Frocky: Ageing, punch drunk ex-boxer has to come to terms with his suppressed transvestitism, and struggle to make to the top in the World Drag Queen Championships in Atlantic City.

The Phantom Penis: CGI heavy Sci-Fi based upon a hermaphradite's struggle for a gender and identity in a galaxy far, far away whilst some war goes on or something.

The Phantom Penis: Adventure romp which is based upon broadcaster Stuart Hall's quest to buy a new car.

Executive Derision: Documentary about Gordon Brown's time as Prime Minister.

The human Centrepiece: Obsure, surreal, abstract and strange film about arty French types who like to have cute children sitting on their coffee tables.

55 Days in Filey: Real time, unedited footage of life in the Yorkshire coastal town. Possibly the most boring film ever made.

[ABBEY]

HA