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ABBEY

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ABBEY

ABBEY

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after umming and ahing and umpteem pm's and emails and texts etc...I feel duty bound to start the thing off again.MY LORDS,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ,I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE LUCKY GOATEE HAS NOW BEEN STARTED (NB VENKYS I DO TAKE SPONSORSHIP MONEY !)..it may have started to late for tonight but it should see us thru the rest of the seaon ok. :brfcsmilie::brfc::tu:

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Stuart World Cup

Stuart

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You should write to the club and ask then to print some "Abbey Goatee masks" similar to the Tugay masks from a couple of years back!

You could become a cult hero!!

Guest roverspogges

Guest roverspogges

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Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries

ABBEY

ABBEY

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Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries

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If we win tonight, then I'll grow my Championship season tash back as well.

might not be blooming enough for its powers tonight but come saturday ,i think we shall see its magical powers.

cletus Champions League

cletus

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Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries

My dad (before he went silver) had dark brown hair, but when-ever he grew a beard it was bright orange!!

Once when i was a child, a visit to the zoo ended up with a large ape going mental when it saw my ginger-bearded dad & it threw its own freshly produced s### at him :lol: oh how we laughed!

Neil Weaver Champions League

Neil Weaver

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might not be blooming enough for its powers tonight but come saturday ,i think we shall see its magical powers.

Bit of 'growth enhancer' (aka horse manure) needed before Sat Abbs. And Bob, things are getting desperate, you know what to do with Mrs F and the cupboard. It'll only be for a couple of weeks, honest.

bob fleming World Cup

bob fleming

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Before anyone get's the wrong idea, locking the bread knife under the stairs was all to do with developing a "Siege Mentality". Something that has been criminally lacking from this seasons woeful "beat the drop" effort.

However, it does appear that someone has locked The Venky's in a cupboard somewhere but, incredibly, that isn't working either (I'd be tempted to leave them in there though).

I'll stick one of the kids (probably the boy) in the shed for a fortnight, see how we get on. It's the least I can do.

ABBEY

ABBEY

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its itching ,its annoying,its GREY lol and the wife is doing her nut ha......feel free to rub it when you see me on saturday even if i dont know you! (the goatee not the wife ;))

old darwen blue Champions League

old darwen blue

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its itching ,its annoying,its GREY lol and the wife is doing her nut ha......feel free to rub it when you see me on saturday even if i dont know you! (the goatee not the wife ;))

Do`t chips and gravy stick in it lad?

colin Champions League

colin

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Abbey's beard

Or so I've heard*

Is a sign of Ewood good luck

But if Bolton win

He can shave his chin

And we can all shout "Oh Venky's out."

Thank you, I'll get me coat

*unrhymed iambic pentameter apparantly

AggyBlue World Cup

AggyBlue

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Abbey's beard

Or so I've heard*

Is a sign of Ewood good luck

But if Bolton win

He can shave his chin

And we can all shout "Oh Venky's out."

Thank you, I'll get me coat

*unrhymed iambic pentameter apparantly

Just stick to 'Barmy Army' Colin :lol:

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