[Archived] Give me a sentence with 5 consecutive "and"s in it.

[den]

a bit stupid really, and more for the pub, but the football's depressing.

ps, you are allowed to make one up, as long as it makes sense.

[HemelRover]

I cant do "ands" but I can can-can, can you?

[Stuart]

There was a great post on BRFCS today about Steve Kean and how he shouldn't be Rovers manager.

I noticed that there were too many spaces between 'Kean' and 'and', and 'and' and 'Rovers'. But at least the poster knew how to differentiate between 'have' and 'of'.

So I didn't think it was worth mentioning.

Until now.

[HemelRover]

There was a great post on BRFCS today about Steve Kean and how he shouldn't be Rovers manager.

I noticed that there were too many spaces between 'Kean' and 'and', and 'and' and 'Rovers'. But at least the poster knew how to differentiate between 'have' and 'of'.

So I didn't think it was worth mentioning.

Until now.

[den]

Nice one Jisty.

What a waste that was.

[colin]

A fish & chip shop owner has ordered a new sign for his shop.

The sign manufacturer has made it and has put it in place over the window.

"What do you think of it then?" asks the sign-maker.

"Not bad," says the chip shop owner, but the gaps between "Fish" and "And" and "And" and "Chips" are a bit too wide.

Thank you.

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

"And And And And And Andy, pass us the salt please mate" stuttered Gareth Gates.

[Ozz]

And And And were the group before The Commitments. But I think Jimmy slipped in a nextra word in there occasionally.

[den]

+1 for that Colin.

I couldn't believe that there was another one.

I must have heard that one 40 years ago. Still, someone, somewhere wouldn't have heard it.

[Baz]

I must have heard that one 40 years ago.

When you were middle aged?

[colin]

+1 for that Colin.

I couldn't believe that there was another one.

There's always another one.

How about "What's got four legs and flies."

*thread diversion alert*

[Tim Southampton Rover]

i was reading a school report when I noticed a sentence didn't make sense. jack and and and and and Jill ran up the hill. I told them he had too many of the word and.

yep, it sucked!

[adopted scouser]

There's always another one.

How about "What's got four legs and flies."

*thread diversion alert*

Two pairs of trousers

What's got three legs and eats fish and chips ?

[colin]

Two pairs of trousers

Good one. The answer is one me Grandad told me. He worked at Fosters Iron works on Weir Street.

"A dead horse"

[adopted scouser]

And mine ?

[den]

And mine ?

Don and Ivy Brennan?

[adopted scouser]

Don and Ivy Brennan?

Bingo

[Ozz]

Two pairs of trousers

What's got three legs and eats fish and chips ?

Don and Ivy Brennan?

Old school. +1

[Hannah]

I'd be pleased if some of the kids in my class only put 5 ands in a sentence. I spend my life crossing them out and replacing them with full stops! Trouble is if you listen to them it is the way they speak!