[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[John]

And on the 2nd day of Xmas my true love said to me.....sack Steve Kean

[BuckyRover]

And on the 2nd day of Xmas my true love said to me.....sack Steve Kean

On the third of Christmas my true love gave to me....three eeee points

[Aberdeen Blue]

On the third of Christmas my true love gave to me....three eeee points

....and a sacked Steve Kean!

[broadsword]

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... 4 stands a-chanting , ...

[rebelmswar]

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... 4 stands a-chanting , ...

On the fifth day of Christmas Venkeys gave to Kean, Five yeeeear extension.

Four ###### Signings,

Three French Tarts,

Two trips to Pune,

And a one way ticket up shitcreek.

[Ray-Von]

"Five gold rings" (Smuggled through customs at Heathrow.)

[perthblue02]

final line of the Venky's 12 days of christmas " and an agent who's pulling all the strings"

[broadsword]

On the fifth day of Christmas Venkeys gave to

me

5 baaaad signings,

4 players leaving,

3 mad indians

2 bent agents

and a smug ###### sat on the bench

[bestierover]

And an imposter sat in a rotten tree.

[rebelmswar]

me

5 baaaad signings,

4 players leaving,

3 mad indians

2 bent agents

and a smug ###### sat on the bench

Very good

On the sixth day of Christmas... Six games a winning.

[broadsword]

6 gimps a-playing

[rebelmswar]

6 gimps a-playing

5 spiiiiiiked drinks.

[bestierover]

6 gimps a-playing

With what? The gold rings comment has a new inference.

[BiggusLaddus]

5 spiiiiiiked drinks.

4 empty stands

3 morons

2 big overdrafts

... And an agent pulling the strings.

[broadsword]

"5 spiked drinks" is a work of genius.

[rebelmswar]

We should put all the best ones together and sing it.

[BiggusLaddus]

9 points deducted

[rebelmswar]

5. Spiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 and an agent where a chairman should be.

[booth]

Someone should start this chant

The only joy I get when going to games these days is seeing a goal go in and hearing/singing the funnier chants.

[BiggusLaddus]

We should put all the best ones together and sing it.

We can easily get 12 good ones with all this ammunition.

Then lets get them printed off by the thousand and hands them out at the west brom game.

Bit of luck we'll have to change any of the kean ones by then.

[broadsword]

6 starts for Roberts

[bestierover]

6 starts for Roberts

Stretching it a bit!

[rebelmswar]

7 points by Christmas?

[BiggusLaddus]

For the title "12 months of venky's".

[BiggusLaddus]

6 points by Christmas?

Lets not get carried away now.