[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[bob fleming]

10 times in the box

9 bad decisions

7 ###### points

[rebelmswar]

10 times in the box

9 bad decisions

7 ###### points

Lmao at 7.

6. Too dry pitches?

[broadsword]

"aFTER 12 MONTHS OF vENKY'S, mRS dESAI GAVE TO ME ..."

[BiggusLaddus]

"aFTER 12 MONTHS OF vENKY'S, mRS dESAI GAVE TO ME ..."

On the first month of venky's, we got from Mrs D?

steve kean has just said " i think what we need now is points ".

jesus christ. i could have told him that when he was appointed. most clueless manager of all time

Yeah but you have to remember that up until now it hasn't been all about points. Far more important to blood youngsters and boost the value of the squad.

[m0r94n]

Get a proper one sorted, print it out on A5 and hand them out before the game.

Some of the ideas for the lines are class.

[rebelmswar]

Think we are missing 8,11, and 12.

[bestierover]

hE HAS ACTUALLY MADE 6 STARTS THIS SEASON, AND SCORED ONE GOAL (IN TEH CUP).

You misunderstand. When he starts, he doesn't.

[rebelmswar]

Someone has to be able to come up with something about a presser.

[broadsword]

Eleven players losing.

[BiggusLaddus]

12 hacks a-laughing?

[sussexrover]

8 attacking midfielders?

(8 'Second strikers' might work better)

[rebelmswar]

Eleven players losing.

Outstanding.

[BiggusLaddus]

Eleven players losing.

Brilliant

[bob fleming]

Summary...

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Hacks a Laughing

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Bad decisions

8 Second Strikers

7 ###### points

6

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Just 6 then?

[den]

12 months of bullsh1t

[rebelmswar]

12 months of bullsh1t

ohhh hell yes.

[den]

6 effing wins

[rebelmswar]

6 effing wins

I think we have a winner, should change it to "bloody" though as the "f bomb" is being dropped right above it.

[yoda's brother]

1, and a steve kean up a venky's ar5e

[Manc Rover]

12 pies for Dunny

[LDRover]

Fantastic.

That's my next Facebook update sorted.

[Darwen Rover]

...9 points on my license

[broadsword]

9 daft excuses?

6 useless subs?

[rebelmswar]

Summary...

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Hacks a Laughing or (12 Months of Bullsh&t)

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Bad decisions or (9 points on the license)

8 Second Strikers

7 ###### points or (Measly Points)

6 Bloody Wins or (Effing Wins)

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

So many good ones... help

[LeChuck]

Brilliant Reb. Definitely "12 months of bullshit" for the first one.