[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[broadsword]

You could have 7 measly points and then 6 effing wins

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh&t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 daft excuses

8 Second Strikers

7 measly points

6 ****ing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[snatchymcsnatch]

Think we are missing 8,11, and 12.

12 Months of **k ups

8 Average signings

Summary...

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Hacks a Laughing or (12 Months of Bullsh&t)

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Bad decisions or (9 points on the license)

8 Second Strikers

7 ###### points or (Measly Points)

6 Bloody Wins or (Effing Wins)

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

So many good ones... help

1,2,4,5,7 and 11 are nailed on for me - lol funny.

[rebelmswar]

You could have 7 measly points and then 6 effing wins

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh&t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 daft excuses

8 Second Strikers

7 measly points

6 ****ing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Summary...

"After 12 Months of Venkys, Desai Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh&t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Points on the license

8 Second Strikers

7 Measly Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

??

[snatchymcsnatch]

A different one for 5 or 9 cos its the same thing maybe?

[Ricky]

This deserves a thread of its own. Would anyone object to me moving all of the posts into a new thread.

[Ricky]

I'll move all of the posts into here.

[booth]

Summary...

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh&t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Points on the license

8 Second Strikers

7 Measly Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

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Slight amendment, and I'd change the 8 Second Strikers. I'm sure there's something as cutting as the rest of it. "8 crap midfielders?" (replace crap with stronger word)

[broadsword]

9 daft excuses and 8 rubbish signings?

[rebelmswar]

Slight amendment, and I'd change the 8 Second Strikers. I'm sure there's something as cutting as the rest of it. "8 crap midfielders?" (replace crap with stronger word)

8 Trips to Pune?

9 daft excuses and 8 rubbish signings?

There has had to be more than nine surely?

[booth]

9 daft excuses and 8 rubbish signings?

Or 9 ###### off sponsors.

[Tom]

Brilliant stuff

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Brilliant thread!

[BiggusLaddus]

And they said musical creativity was dead. This could go platinum.

[rebelmswar]

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh&t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Points on the license or (daft excuses) or (###### off sponsers) or (points deducted)

8 Second Strikers or (rubbish signings) or (trips/summons to Pune)

7 Measly (Poxy)(Bloody) Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Fantastic group effort lads and lassies!

[lsp82]

must have 9 pitches with dew on!

[Ralfinho]

12 positive mentions

[EWOODACE1]

5 positives from losing

4 ronaldhino

3 clueless indians

2 should i forfeit

1 kean out, kean out kean out, ect

away in a manger

no crib for a bed

the little lord jesus

looked up and he said

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we are the venkys, haters

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

away in a manger

no crib for a bed

the little lord jesus

looked up and he said

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we are the venkys, haters

No.

[rebelmswar]

must have 9 pitches with dew on!

9 dewless pitches?

[Ralfinho]

I copied the earlier one and changed it slightly, tell me what you think

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh1t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Positive mentions

8 Trips to Pune)

7 Bloody Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Indian Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Merry Xmas Venkys.........hahahaha

[krypton1980]

8 games since a win?

[Jcromptonbrfc]

Now who is up for a protest single from BRFCS? Should definitely get recorded!

[rebelmswar]

I copied the earlier one and changed it slightly, tell me what you think

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Bullsh1t

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Positive mentions

8 Trips to Pune)

7 Bloody Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Indian Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Merry Xmas Venkys.........hahahaha

3 doesnt work as it has to be "da da" cant be "da dada"

You can to mo-rons but the other will always come out "indian mo-rons"

[BiggusLaddus]

And after all of our mum's buy 300 copies each the royalties will set us up for life!

[Ralfinho]

3 doesnt work as it has to be "da da" cant be "da dada"

You can to mo-rons but the other will always come out "indian mo-rons"

Soz