[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[broadsword]

away in a manger

no crib for a bed

the little lord jesus

looked up and he said

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we hate venkys and we hate steve kean

we are the venkys, haters

CLASSIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krypton1980]

3 doesnt work as it has to be "da da" cant be "da dada"

You can to mo-rons but the other will always come out "indian mo-rons"

3 Chickens

[broadsword]

8 games since a win?

8 winless games?

[rebelmswar]

Soz

No need, its not like its my baby or anything

addendum - in retrospect this comment may be taken by those who do not know me as well as a stab at ownership of above song, it was not, it was a jab at the comments about Rovers being Venkeys baby.

[Puffsan]

8 mocking newspapers

or 8 newspapers laughing

[Atko Aggro]

I think it's a work of collective genius and more importantly I think the press would be all over it.

If we could take out the swearing, reference to 'Indians' (everyone knows who the 3 Morons are!), we could get it in the press.

I've added '10 Plates of chicken' and '9 fans to Pune':

12 Hacks a-laughing

11 Players losing

10 Plates of chicken

9 Fans to Pune

8 Second strikers

7 Measly Points

6 Stingy Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be....

If we could agree a definitive version, couldn't everyone print some at home and bring extra to the ground and just hand them out? The agreed version could also go on the LET site. Would be glorious to hear this sung tomorrow!

[Puffsan]

9 supporters a free holiday

[Puffsan]

was about to write 9 fans to pune (or somethins similar). However venkys can see this as a positive sentence so should be something more negative

[BiggusLaddus]

If we could agree a definitive version, couldn't everyone print some at home and bring extra to the ground and just hand them out? The agreed version could also go on the LET site. Would be glorious to hear this sung tomorrow!

That would be brilliant. Have we got time to sort this? Bearing in mind some are overseas and some (like me) are goons with no ink in their printer.

[rebelmswar]

PR Version 1A

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[Atko Aggro]

That would be brilliant. Have we got time to sort this? Bearing in mind some are overseas and some (like me) are goons with no ink in their printer.

The appeal to print it and bring extra (say 12 extra!) could go out on the LET as well. Its worth a go, and if it doesn't catch on then it would for the WBA game on the 17th. Fans could huddle round one sheet if necessary, it's the Christmas spirit afterall...

It's worth a go. We'll kill Venkys with satire, and we'll win more friends in the media.

Anyone know a professional printer?

[broadsword]

PR Version 1A

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

I think we have a winner.

Although perhaps we should change "Rao's" to something else.

Unless you change it to:-

"after 12 months of madness, the Venky's gave to me:

12 something something

11 players losing ..."

[Tom]

2 lips a licking

Although 2 overdrafts is better I just can't stand the sight of him licking those lips

[Atko Aggro]

I think we have a winner.

Although perhaps we should change "Rao's" to something else."

After 12 Months of madness, the Venkys Gave to Me...

12 Marquee signings

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be....

[rebelmswar]

I think we have a winner.

Although perhaps we should change "Rao's" to something else.

Unless you change it to:-

"after 12 months of madness, the Venky's gave to me:

12 something something

11 players losing ..."

PR Version 1B

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Muppets gave to me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Unrated Super Sweary Edition 1A

"After 12 Months of Bullsh*t, the Venkeys Gave to Me...

12 Journo's laughing.

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 P$5ssed off sponsers

8 rubbish signings

7 Bloody Points

6 Effing Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[booth]

12 months of bulls... was better than 12 months of madness.

[Atko Aggro]

PR Version 1B

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Muppets gave to me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

?

12 Months, and 12 Months is the problem there, rebelmswar, but you've got it so close.

12 plates of chicken? 12 Hacks a-laughing? 12 Marquee signings?

And for a PR version (thinking the press possibly reprinting it) how about '6 lousy wins' or '6 ruddy wins' rather than 'bloody'?

[rebelmswar]

12 months of bulls... was better than 12 months of madness.

I agree but its swearing

[Majiball]

PR Version 1B

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Muppets gave to me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

?

I'd love it if this got sung tomorrow, top work Reb. (obviously being a Scot we expect nothing less)

[broadsword]

Step forward Bob Fleming to sort it out ...

[den]

I agree but its swearing

only just.

you could change 6, to 6 soddin' wins, if you're easily offended Reb!

[rebelmswar]

Step forward Bob Fleming to sort it out ...

Please do, I am about to have an aneurism.

[Atko Aggro]

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Muppets gave to me...

12 Battery Chickens

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Lousy Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[booth]

12 Months, and 12 Months is the problem there, rebelmswar, but you've got it so close.

12 plates of chicken? 12 Hacks a-laughing? 12 Marquee signings?

And for a PR version (thinking the press possibly reprinting it) how about '6 lousy wins' or '6 ruddy wins' rather than 'bloody'?

Should be, After 12 months of bullshi... The Venkys gave to me.

12 _______________ <<< new one goes here.

I agree but its swearing

But chants regularly include swearing. I'd do a LT friendly version and an unrated crowd version.

[broadsword]

12 journo's laughing.