[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[rebelmswar]

only just.

you could change 6, to 6 soddin' wins, if you're easily offended Reb!

its me den, I dont get offended about anything... except Maj's disregard of the awesomeness of Glee.

But chants regularly include swearing. I'd do a LT friendly version and an unrated crowd version.

Twas what I was doing PR Version, as the Unrated version is pretty locked down.

[Atko Aggro]

Words in brackets for a PR version, to put on LET site. How about:

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Battery Chickens

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

???

[m0r94n]

I agree with the no swearing, much easier to get families on board then. I've seen a fair few kids protesting, the more voices the better.

[rebelmswar]

Words in brackets for a PR version, to put on LET site. How about:

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Battery Chickens

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

???

Dont know about the chickens, its the only thing they actually have not given us.

[Majiball]

12 moons of despair.

[rebelmswar]

12 moons of despair.

Very deep Maj.

Kinda like "12 journo's laughing", who was that Bryan?

12 Drummers Drumming...

[EwoodDawn]

Dont know about the chickens, its the only thing they actually have not given us.

Thank goodness - I bet the players spat it out once they'd done the video take - maybe not Dunny.

[John]

In Dubai - chant of liars went round burning the Venkys logo along with Kean out chants.

[novella]

12 Pie Vouchers

[rebelmswar]

In Dubai - chant of liars went round burning the Venkys logo along with Kean out chants.

Its a bit too long.

12 Pie Vouchers

Think that could be the one.

[Atko Aggro]

novella, on 02 December 2011 - 16:33 PM, said:

12 Pie Vouchers

Think that could be the one.

Agreed.

How's this looking?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Pie vouchers

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[booth]

its me den, I dont get offended about anything... except Maj's disregard of the awesomeness of Glee.

Twas what I was doing PR Version, as the Unrated version is pretty locked down.

Ah, ignore me. Not 100% with it today, full of the lurgi.

12 Pie Vouchers

12 Chicken Pies?

[broadsword]

vouchers doesn't flow (although a good idea).

12 broken promises?

12 promises broken?

[winstonsmith]

12 Pie Vouchers

I think Agnew might seize on this as evidence of the fans love for Venky's !

[Atko Aggro]

vouchers doesn't flow (although a good idea).

12 broken promises?

12 promises broken?

12 broken pledges?

12 broken pledges?

Actually, I still like 12 Hacks A-Laughing. I think this would flatter the media a bit and maybe get this printed.

[John]

With Rovers fans, never heard of Jerome, suns it up

[novella]

I think Agnew might seize on this as evidence of the fans love for Venky's !

You are probably right, you can hear the Venky's spin doctors stirring into action as we speak.

[rebelmswar]

12 Drunken Pressers?

[Billy Big Pants]

12 Protest Marches....

12 Banners Banning....

12 Banned Banners...

12 Banners Banned...

AAaarrggghhhh......!

[windymiller7]

12 Protest Marches....

12 Banners Banning....

12 Banned Banners...

12 Banners Banned...

AAaarrggghhhh......!

Beat me to it, just about to post Banners banning!

[Atko Aggro]

Beat me to it, just about to post Banners banning!

Loving that. How's this then?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Banners Banning

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[yoda's brother]

7 measly points and 6 wins dont really add up to me,

maybe 7 points this season ?

[Atko Aggro]

7 measly points and 6 wins dont really add up to me,

maybe 7 points this season ?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Banners Banning

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Points this season

6 Wins under Coco

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[BiggusLaddus]

12 banners banned is the best of those for me.

12 lies a-spoken? (determined to get a-something in there somewhere).

[broadsword]

12 banners banned is the best of those for me.

12 lies a-spoken? (determined to get a-something in there somewhere).

better than banners banning for me

"After 12 Months of madness, the Venkys gave to me...

12 Lies a-spoken

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Points this season

6 wins with Steve Kean

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."