Jump to content

BRFCS

BY THE FANS, FOR THE FANS, SINCE 1996
Proudly partnered with TheTerraceStore.com

[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

John

By John
in Football Messageboard Archive

Recommended Posts

rebelmswar World Cup

rebelmswar

Posted
Posted

only just.

you could change 6, to 6 soddin' wins, if you're easily offended Reb!

:lol: its me den, I dont get offended about anything... except Maj's disregard of the awesomeness of Glee.

But chants regularly include swearing. I'd do a LT friendly version and an unrated crowd version.

Twas what I was doing PR Version, as the Unrated version is pretty locked down.

  • Replies 140
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Atko Aggro League One

Atko Aggro

Posted
Posted

Words in brackets for a PR version, to put on LET site. How about:

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Battery Chickens

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

???

rebelmswar World Cup

rebelmswar

Posted
Posted

Words in brackets for a PR version, to put on LET site. How about:

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Battery Chickens

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

???

Dont know about the chickens, its the only thing they actually have not given us.

EwoodDawn Premier League

EwoodDawn

Posted
Posted

Dont know about the chickens, its the only thing they actually have not given us.

Thank goodness - I bet the players spat it out once they'd done the video take - maybe not Dunny.

Atko Aggro League One

Atko Aggro

Posted
Posted

novella, on 02 December 2011 - 16:33 PM, said:

12 Pie Vouchers

Think that could be the one.

Agreed.

How's this looking?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Pie vouchers

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

booth World Cup

booth

Posted
Posted

:lol: its me den, I dont get offended about anything... except Maj's disregard of the awesomeness of Glee.

Twas what I was doing PR Version, as the Unrated version is pretty locked down.

Ah, ignore me. Not 100% with it today, full of the lurgi.

12 Pie Vouchers

12 Chicken Pies?

Atko Aggro League One

Atko Aggro

Posted
Posted

vouchers doesn't flow (although a good idea).

12 broken promises?

12 promises broken?

12 broken pledges?

12 broken pledges?

Actually, I still like 12 Hacks A-Laughing. I think this would flatter the media a bit and maybe get this printed.

novella Premier League

novella

Posted
Posted

I think Agnew might seize on this as evidence of the fans love for Venky's !

You are probably right, you can hear the Venky's spin doctors stirring into action as we speak.

Atko Aggro League One

Atko Aggro

Posted
Posted

Beat me to it, just about to post Banners banning! :D

Loving that. How's this then?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Banners Banning

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Measly Points

6 Bloody (Lousy) Wins

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Atko Aggro League One

Atko Aggro

Posted
Posted

7 measly points and 6 wins dont really add up to me,

maybe 7 points this season ?

"After 12 Months of Bullshit (promises), the Venkys gave to me...

12 Banners Banning

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Points this season

6 Wins under Coco

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

broadsword World Cup

broadsword

Posted
Posted

12 banners banned is the best of those for me.

12 lies a-spoken? (determined to get a-something in there somewhere).

better than banners banning for me

"After 12 Months of madness, the Venkys gave to me...

12 Lies a-spoken

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Points this season

6 wins with Steve Kean

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 Overdrafts

And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.