[Archived] The 12 Months of Venkys

[matt83]

Great stuff id have:

After 12 Months of Bullshitthe Venkys gave to me...

12 Points on licence

11 Players losing

10 Shots on target

9 Daft excuses

8 Rubbish signings

7 Points by Christmas

6 Wins for Kean

5 Spiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Morons

2 trips to pune

And an Agent where a Chairman should be....

Would chance 12 as he got 12 pts for drink driving and 2 trips to pune just to get ridiculousness of his going out in somewhere but all good.

[Ste B]

An idiot called Steve Kean

2 Daft Brothers

3 Spiked beers

4 Koff Venkys.

NO Junior Deal

6 Burnley Fingers

7 Dodgy Signings

8 Mrs Desai

9 Pune Travellers.

10 Fans a marching

11 Points by Christmas

12 Months of lies.

[Smithyster]

An idiot called Steve Kean

2 Daft Brothers

3 Spiked beers

4 Koff Venkys.

NO Junior Deal

6 Burnley Fingers

7 Dodgy Signings

8 Mrs Desai

9 Pune Travellers.

10 Fans a marching

11 Points by Christmas

12 Months of lies.

The No Junior Deal could work.

Great thread guys, and actually some talented writing going on!

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2 Ginger Pubes

[Uxbridge rover]

Twelve months of misery,

Eleven blokes found wanting, 


Ten banners flying, 


Nine banners flying, 


Eight ban…..

Seven points at Christmas, 


M6 pi@sed at 90, 


Five Glasgow thugs,

Four-tified the game, 


Three awful subs,

Two shots on goal,

And a F@%k you from the Venkys!

[bob fleming]

I agree but its swearing

What's wrong with ###### swearing Reb?

Step forward Bob Fleming to sort it out ...

What am I Pam ###### Ayres?!?

I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it.

[47er]

12 crap mid-fielders?

[BiggusLaddus]

I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it.

We're still rock and roll!

I'll swear on mtv and even wear a Ramones t-shirt and not wash for a day.

[broadsword]

What's wrong with ###### swearing Reb?

What am I Pam ###### Ayres?!?

I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it.

oh (Please don't use that word again) off then.

[Pugg]

"After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me...

12 Months of Madness

11 Players losing

10 Number tens

9 Points by Christmas

8 Lies a minute

7 Measly Points

6 Place targeted

5 Spiiiiiked Drinks

4 Empty Stands

3 Bad eggs

2 Overdrafts

1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...."

[bob fleming]

oh (Please don't use that word again) off then.

I did wonder! I should have used some of those smillie things in my earlier post!

Great thread all.

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

Jesus, this is harder than you think!

After twelve months of bullshit Venkys gave to me,

Twelve dodgy signings

Eleven headless chickens

Ten box penetrations

NEIN marqee signings

Eight empty promises

Seven poultry points

Six months since a clean sheet

STEVE DELUDED KEAN

Four-feiting matches

Three goals conceded

Two Useless Hunts

And an agent where a chairman should be.

[Baz]

Four-feiting matches

I like this!

[bob fleming]

Ten box penetrations

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

brilliant pic!

[Uxbridge rover]

I like this!

Thanks it was mine !!!!! lol

[bestierover]

Ooh err madam!