[Archived] Coco's Christmas

[Steve Moss]

A visit from the Ghost of Rover Fans Past, Present and Future.

[ABBEY]

P45

A mirror ( to see what a slimy lying turd looks like)

A gum appt after the owd hag has been banged

[Doug]

One of the many good books on the history of Rovers! Maybe, just maybe, he may understand what's expected! When he's read it a dozen times he could take it to India and make sure our owners read it!!

The other two prezzies, a right back and a central defensive midfielder!

[bluefred]

id just get santa to give him the sack

[chocky]

His P45

A one way ticket to Pune.

A Voucher for a Venky's meal..

[arrodblue]

Are you able to buy lessons in humility, respect for fans and introspection?

otherwise I think you can buy 'The Big Book of How to defend' on Amazon.

[BPF]

Yes

[McClarky]

Don't call him Coco or Ice-T will think you're dissing his wife and there will be hell to pay then.

[rickard]

a rope, a gun and a note that says "choose".

was that over the top?

[Roversider]

a rope, a gun and a note that says "choose".

was that over the top?

Yes

[NeRvOuS Wr3Ck]

A right hook to the jaw from me

[Brfcrule1]

I would not buy him anything but one of the things I have asked santa for xmas is for coco to get the sack nothing else his sacking will do nicely.

[roverandout]

a 'steve kean bullshit doll' so he can listen to some of the garbage he comes out with

a years subscripton to alcoholics annonymous

and a hairdryer

[vyeo]

A samurai sword for him to commit harakiri. Oh wait, I forgot, he has no honour.

And will then spin the tale to say that a fan of his has given him a samurai sword as a symbol of his integrity, hardwork and excellence.

[donnermeat]

A gag to stop him from using any combination of I/We coupled with felt/feel as he seems to say them about 10 times in every interview. His usual is "I feel we have a young squad" or my favourite "I feel we have a competitive squad" lost count how many times I've heard him say that.

I feel he should come up with a fresh way of expressing himself.

[Bluefudge]

Lip balm !!!!!!

Jesus they are seriously chapped !! Lick lick bloody lick !!!!

Must be the alcohol drying them up..

[Mike Graham]

Copies of today's sports pages in the Sunday People and the Mail on Sunday re Rovers "meltdown".

[sentient]

Hammer. Nails. Wooden cross.

[Andy]

Resignation contract.

Pen to sign it with.

Membership to Alcoholics Anonymous.

[walk down bolton road]

1. STRAIGHT JACKET

2. PADDED CELL

3. A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE NEAREST LUNATIC ASYLUM,WHERE HE CAN TELL HISELF WHAT A GREAT MANAGER HE IS.

[bluebruce]

id just get santa to give him the sack

I'm not sure that teabagging is the solution.

[K-Hod]

Booze, a firearm and ammunition, and a locked room. Then I'd let nature take it's course.

[Jock]

A bomb, mercury switch and Parkinsons

[sam_rovers]

Jason Roberts, Bruno Riberio, Myles Anderson

[Aberdeen Blue]

Necrotizing fasciitis, ebola and rabies.