[Archived] Coco's Christmas

[broadsword]

Necrotizing fasciitis, ebola and rabies.

He'd still turn up for work.

[Plastic Head]

A gun, some writing paper and a pen.

[he6rt6gr6m]

A stamp on a letter laced in Anthrax.

[AllRoverAsia]

I personally get to tell him that his foreign fat slag bitch who's got a face like an Alsatians arse has got an incurable STD

[AllRoverAsia]

Jason Roberts, Bruno Riberio, Myles Anderson

He's probably HAD all 3 of them already

[Aberdeen Blue]

He's probably HAD all 3 of them already

I think you will find that they have had us mate.

[krypton1980]

cyanide,

grape flavored Kool-Aid,

& a sedative.

failing that 3 copies of his p45 0 one for the press, one for the fans & one to keep for himself

[BlueMonday]

A DVD. Shankly - Story of a Soccer Legend.

[Mike Graham]

Bottle of Bud

Nude photo of Mrs D

A paper hanky

[niggit]

1, A book - Football Managing for Dummies.

2, Scottish National Team Job With Charlie Nicholas as his No. 2.

3, A lift in my car to Scotland