[Archived] jokes thread

[roverandout]

can we start this is a jokes thread, anyone got any funny 'uns? dont mind if they are rude, i think we all need cheering up at the moment!!!

[adopted scouser]

What's got eight legs and a big black c*nt ?

The A Team

[roverandout]

funny, seeing as we are starting rude,

what animals does a condom have?

a cock and some hairs (hares)

[Stuart]

funny, seeing as we are starting rude,

what animals does a condom have?

a cock and some hairs (hares)

-1

And what's wrong with the other jokes thread...? If your bored there's some good ones in there!

71 pages of mirth

[roverandout]

ok mr bitchypants, keep your hair on!!

[Stuart]

ok mr bitchypants, keep your hair on!!

if you knew me, you might not say that!

Better than your first joke too!