[Archived] Songs to Venkys

[Inta Beaver]

I think it would be a good idea to hit the Venkys with a few songs.

Oasis- Put your money where ya mouth is.

VENNNNNNNKKKKYYSSS

Put yer money where yer mouth is

Yer mama(ANDERSON) sez that you was real

Put yer money where yer mouth is

Yer mama(ANDERSON) sez that you was real

Ready or not, come what may

Yer bets are going down for judgement (RELAGATION) day

So put yer money in yer mouth or get out of EWWWWWOOOOOODDDDDDDD!

What do you think?

[roverandout]

to the song 'hit the road jack'

(Hit the road venkys and don't you come back no more.)

What you say?

(Hit the road venkys and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)

(Hit the road venkys and don't you come back no more.)

Woah mrs d, oh mrs d, don't treat me so mean,

You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen.

I guess if you say so

I have to pack ma things and go. (That's right)

[J*B]

Ready or Not - The Fugees.

Ready or Not, here they come,

you cant hide, you cant run.

They'll ruin you, with no remorse.

Ready or not, here they come,

you cant hide, you cant run.

The Venkys, are asset strippers.

Hold the words ruin and Venkys. Simple, East, effective.

[Stuart]

I want to break free...

[King Kenny's Magic]

E i e i e i o down the Premier League we go

When our club goes under

this is what we'll sing

(Please don't use that word again)k off Venky's

(Please don't use that word again)k off Venky's

Jack Walker is our King!

[Elegia]

There's a pub down in Pune I used to frequent

I met Mrs Desai, she said she were skint

She asked me to pay, I answered her nay

Coz I hate Venky's bass turds til my dying day

And it's no nay never, no nay never no more

Til they sell our Rovers, no never no more.

Hark now hear the rovers sing

the Venkys go away

and we will fight forever more

til venky's go away

Forever and ever

We'll follow our team

The Blackburn Rovers

We are supreme

We'll never be mastered

By NO VENKY bass turds

We'll keep the blue flag flyin' high

[Bluemonday BRFC]

This thread was definatley overdue! Well done all, some great suggestions.

We have to direct our anger more towards Venky's, if we leave it simply at 'Kean Out' chants we'll just keep being ridiculed in the media as bully boy fans. Even Robbie Savage has said he can't understand why we don't direct more attention towards Venky's , the scumbags that they are.

Another one, which has already been sung on the terraces but thought I'd give it a mention:

(Opps Upside Your Head Tune)

We Want Venky's Out,

Say,

We Want Venky's Out...

[Seggie]

This thread was definatley overdue! Well done all, some great suggestions.

We have to direct our anger more towards Venky's, if we leave it simply at 'Kean Out' chants we'll just keep being ridiculed in the media as bully boy fans. Even Robbie Savage has said he can't understand why we don't direct more attention towards Venky's , the scumbags that they are.

Another one, which has already been sung on the terraces but thought I'd give it a mention:

(Opps Upside Your Head Tune)

We Want Venky's Out,

Say,

We Want Venky's Out...

Chim chiminiy chim chim cheroo we hate those (bad word) from Pune

[King Kenny's Magic]

There's a pub down in Pune I used to frequent

I met Mrs Desai, said her money was spent

She asked me to pay, I answered her nay

Coz I hate Venky's bass turds til my dying day

And it's no nay never, no nay never no more

Til they sell our Rovers, no never no more.

Hark now hear the rovers sing

the Venkys go away

and we will fight forever more

til venky's go away

Forever and ever

We'll follow our team

The Blackburn Rovers

We are supreme

We'll never be mastered

By NO VENKY bass turds

We'll keep the blue flag flyin' high

Nice chants bud! Just changed that bit there so it ryhmes off nicely!

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

Fleetwood mac

Venkys lie, they tell sweet little lies, Venkys, venkys lie.

Oh no, no you can't trust Desai.

Tell, me, tell me lies.

[EwoodDawn]

Simple but possibly effective - to the tune of 'We love you Rovers':

We hate you Venkys, we do

We hate you Venkys, we do

We hate you Venkys, we do

Oh Venkys we hate you!

[winstonsmith]

Hark now hear the rovers sing

the Venkys go away

and we will fight forever more

til venky's go away

Like it ! or alternatively-

Hark now hear the Rovers sing

that Venky's ran away

and we will sing forever more

because of Wigan away

[Rovers_786]

The venkys have brought shame on there self.

[Davenport Nice]

To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance':

Kean and Venkys, who are you,

You don't bleed the white and blue,

With a nic nac paddy wac,

Give a dog bone,

Keane and Venkys,

F~~~ off home.

[ABBEY]

Venkys f off home

Or

Thank you very much tune

... Thank you very much for f us over

Thank you very very much

[bobsterbrfc]

STAND UP IF YOU WANT VENKYS OUT or STAND UP IF YOU HATE VENKYS

Easy peasy.

[Elegia]

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window

I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind

She was a venky

As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

My my my Desai

Why why why Desai

I could see, that venkys were no good for me

But I was lost like a slave that no man could free

At break of day when Steve Kean drove away I was waiting

I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

She stood there laughing

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My my my Desai

Why why why Desai

So before they come to break down the door

Forgive me Desai I just couldn't take any more

Forgive me Desai I just couldn't take any more

[Herbie6590]

We all agree, Kean's just a puppet of Venky's

They're killing our club

They're killing our club

Their name is Venky's

They're killing our club

[jodrell]

You can adjust the what do you think of B......y song to what do you think of V.....ys.

[adsfortheblues]

ripped the transfer budget to shred DESAI, DESAI

The bank accounts gone into red DESAI, DESAI

The venkys told a BIG FAT lie

And now the clubs about to die

Anderson, kean and venkys bunch of fukin crooks.

[Elegia]

Song for kean, to the tune of common people by pulp.

He's just a coach with a lack of knowledge

He studied management at St Mary's college

That’s where he

Caught venkys eye

He told them he was a hard worker

They said “in that case you’d better come and manage us”

He said “fine”

And then in three seasons time, he said

“I wanna take you to the Vauxhall Conference

I wanna do whatever Halifax Town do

I wanna sign lots of crap young players

I wanna watch the club slide out of view

And lose and lose and lose

Cos there’s nothing else to dooo…

[Al]

All very well thought out but the only one that has a chance of taking off is the "We hate you Venkys, we do" one.

Simple easy to start up and straight to the point.

[Inta Beaver]

God save our gracious CLUB

Long live our ROVERS

God save the CLUB

Send SEND VENKYS PACKING

God save OUR ROVERS.

[Dan]

I think we should borrow the song the Everton fans sing to Liverpool "Murderers, Murderers".

[Captain Dunsel]

To the tune of one of the greatest songs in the history of music ...

You gotta get out of this place,

If it's the last thing you ever do.

You gotta get out of this place

'cause chicken is the only thing you know how ... to do