[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[Gav]

Mick McCarthy has a habit of getting sacked wherever he goes. His opinion means nowt to most footy fans

But the fact that these people keep coming out in support of this man is truly staggering. His record is ******* awful, he flooked a win and a draw at United and Liverpool and everyone outside bburn seems to have gone Kean crazy.

Well I ******* haven’t, get out of this club you ******* idiot.

:angry:

[cn174]

Its all cold and its all calculated,Teflons job was never in any doubt.He's 'nice' and cheap and does what he is told without question.

He will still be here next season,waxing bullshyte lyrical with that shyte eating grin.....YOU CANT TOUCH ME FOLKS,TEE HEE!

Except for next season noone will be listening to him except us. His audience will completely disappear. Noone writes articles about that a Championship manager things.

[Sparky Marky]

Where's Braddock.....

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

....look hard enough and you will just see his feet sticking out of Teflons arse.

[BRFC1995]

Except for next season noone will be listening to him except us. His audience will completely disappear. Noone writes articles about that a Championship manager things.

the football league show will likely get canned as well, there will be absolutely no spotlight on rovers. I may take note of the time and date i write this to recall a year from now.......I'd put money on 2 or 3 indians being in the 1st team squad talent be damned and venkys' will be the shirt sponsor

[philipl]

Kean completely ###### up 50% of the games/halves we play in - this has been the pattern all along.

Unfortunately, setting up the team to frustrate Man U effectively for 80 minutes then utterly surrendering TWICE against Bolton and West Brom is the perfect recipe for relegation.

We need him to muck up tactics in less winnable games (if he has to be 50% utter waste of space) and set us up to win the winnables- not the other way round which is what he is serving up.

[savage90]

''If QPR lose by a few goals tomorrow (5-0) we can move out the drop zone'' What desperate kind of thing is that to say after losing your own game 3-0, absolutely embarrassing comment by Kean. He makes losing fixtures seem so insignificant. Never have I heard a manager seem comfortable having their own fate left in someone else's hands. Isn't that the exact position every decent manager wants to avoid? He's a loser and the fans knew it from the very beginning that was the problem which became worse when no one outside BRFC believed it. He then became many other things.

[sentient]

(Please don't use that word again) the media. They don't care about us.

[Veevs]

Seeing some of the so called targets from the summer (Cisse and Witsel to name but two) and what we actually ended up with is really winding me up of late, he isn't even sticking to his own players.. Simon, Petrovic, Goodwillie, Ribiero, Formica, Myles, Rochina where are they all.. ok so some of them are utter failures so far, but even the ones doing well have vanished.

Just want the season to end asap.. really frustrated to say the least by our level of consistency and that idiot clown in charge.

[sentient]

(Please don't use that word again) the media. They don't care about us.

[slough_rover]

I see the likes of Braddock have gone quiet...

[Waggy76]

Seeing some of the so called targets from the summer (Cisse and Witsel to name but two) and what we actually ended up with is really winding me up of late, he isn't even sticking to his own players.. Simon, Petrovic, Goodwillie, Ribiero, Formica, Myles, Rochina where are they all.. ok so some of them are utter failures so far, but even the ones doing well have vanished.

Just want the season to end asap.. really frustrated to say the least by our level of consistency and that idiot clown in charge.

There is only the Yak , who is doing well...Simon not seen much of , the rest not good enough for Prem !!!!

He plays Dann who is a joke !!!

[Stuart]

(Please don't use that word again) the media. They don't care about us.

Wow, twice in this thread.

I expecting posting that in every thread seemed like a good idea at the time...

[BRFC1995]

Orr-Hanley-Dann-Anderson

Lowe-Petrovic-Simon-Formica

------Ruben-Yak------------ Subs; Goodwillie/Modeste/payne/slew/riberio/the more rubbish ollsen

OR

----------Salgado-----Samba---------Nelsen-----Givet-------------

---------(frozen)---(pushed)-------(pushed)--(frozen)

...-Diouf-------Andrews--------Jones-----------------Hoilett

(pushed)-------(pushed)----(daft contract)-----(never ever re-signing)

--------Roberts--------------Kalinic-----

-------(pushed)----------(frozen/pushed) Subs; All the academy reserve boys who have been released in the past 17 months.

I wish the sun would publish this....the vast change to the calibre of the squad in a little over a year is mental

now where did i leave that rope

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Just 11 wins in 53 league games?.........

[Sparky Marky]

Coco kept saying "thats not normally like us....."

Get real you priick, course its like our normal selves....we're inthe bottom three and have been all feckin season you knob. Thats what we are always like.

[Mike Graham]

Coco kept saying "thats not normally like us....."

Get real you priick, course its like our normal selves....we're inthe bottom three and have been all feckin season you knob. Thats what we are always like.

Calm down SM, calm down lad. Unfortunately Coco is very ill, he has lying barstewardittenes.

[Sparky Marky]

Id love to fight him.

[bob fleming]

Id love to fight him.

oh dear! The coward will be on the phone to the SAS as I type. We'll not be able to afford to pay the Yak now for the remainder of the season due to the increase in security costs (e.g. Tanks, helicopters, spare ninja / taxi driver, tooled up spin doctor)

[Jock]

oh dear! The coward will be on the phone to the SAS as I type. We'll not be able to afford to pay the Yak now for the remainder of the season due to the increase in security costs (e.g. Tanks, helicopters, spare ninja / taxi driver, tooled up spin doctor)

Yeah thats spoiled our drink now with Coco after the wigan game. He does like a chaser with his bud.

[DE.]

You don't want to mess with our Keano. Haven't you heard he's come from the rough streets of East Glasgow, where every day was a fight for survival?

[Mattyblue]

When Kean first came to prominence Im positive I read he was from Cumbernauld (not Glasgow), now his story is they he's not only a Glasweigan, but he's from the roughest estate in the city, something akin to Belfast in the 1970s.

Hmmm...

[Andy]

Irrespective of which area he came from, he'll get no sympathy from Rovers fans brought up in Highercroft, Shadsworth, Mill Hill or Whitebirk.

Either way, he's a complete liar and I don't believe a word he says.

He could tell me that the grass is green, sky is blue and his head is bald and I would think the complete opposite.

[Lurid Coat]

You don't want to mess with our Keano. Haven't you heard he's come from the rough streets of East Glasgow, where every day was a fight for survival?

He could have been the best street fighter in Glasgow, had it not been for the 2000 other Glaswegian street fighters that were better than him.

Kean usually goes down to the auction gallery on Sundays. He loves putting all those active bids in for sh|te vases and carpets with red wine stains, trying to replace his Ming dynasty vase and Persian handmade carpet.

[Peter]

To surrender a 6-point advantage in such yellow-bellied fashion, during a period of "winnable" games at such a crucial stage in the season, is the work of a fool. And Kean is just that, a managerial Pygmy whose poverty of tactical acumen allied with Venkys perplexing disregard for their "baby" looks set to seal our fate. Championship next campaign and who's to say that's the end of Rovers' inglorious fall from preeminence under this malicious, self-serving shower?

Yesterdays latest debacle bared all the grim hallmarks of a side heading for the NPower as we succumbed to the Baggies mediocrity like a pubescent boy to masturbation. The Yak increasingly looking like a constipated hit man fluffed his lines badly and Hoilett alongside is evidently thinking of pastures new. The "wingless" midfield configuration was right out of the Kean handbook: not one of them could pass wind on the day on a pitch tightened by "the dignified ones" unexplained formation. Then the back line, oh no the back line! Between them stopping a pig in an alley would be too much to ask. "Big money" signing Scott Dann has proved as much a stain on the Ewood landscape as the man who "enticed" him from relegated Birmingham in the dieing embers of the summer window, after months of false talk about a move to Arsenal (which always looked about as likely as the snakes' son Myles blooming into anything comparable to Chris Smalling.) Looks a cert to join the class of Nathan Blake, Ashley Ward, Herman Hreidarsson and Nigel Quashie on the dubious honour list of "most relegated" (could read "perennially crap" but there you go.) 

Nevertheless, yesterday was just a continuation of the weary reality for us supporters outside of Rip Van winKean's parallel universe. For 16 months now BRFC has been lost in a forest of dumbfounding tactics and risible off-field clangers. The moment Venkys embroiled the submissive Kean and begun guiding him by remote control from India the writing was on the wall. This turbulent tag-team are wrecking Rovers and when you stop for a moment to glance back wistfully at what we had in November 2010 you wonder whether undercover Dingles infiltrating the Ewood boardrooms could have devised strategies with worse consequences. All the diehards guarding the gates of "Fortress Ewood" such as Williams, Finn, Nelsen, Samba and Emerton have been removed without ceremony and replaced by here today gone tomorrow cheap know-nowts who couldn't spell Blackburn Rovers, let alone buy passionately into it's ethos and relate with it's fan-base.

Venkys, Kean, Anderson and the lot are guilty of smothering the life out of everything that was great about BRFC, everything that set it apart from it's peers. Now though they no longer have to face the ramifications having p!ssed on the flames of supporter discord from a great height.

We are going down, and we're doing so without a fight.