[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[blue_n_white99]

IMO, he becomes more of a a feckin joke as each day passes.

As we hurtle towards oblivion, I shudder to think what cr@p he will spout when we are relegated.

"We've got a young team, who are all pulling together, we'll get on the training ground and work hard. Modeste is like a young Thierry Henri. Anyway I digress where's my very interesting driver/Kung Fu Panda?"

So who do we fancy in the Group stages of the Champions League next season then?

Philipl are you being flippant? you know he said we wouldn't be ready for 3 years when he sold PJ.

[Mattyblue]

I'm sensing a bit of Kean pi*s taking starting up again from the media.

Presumably because they have just noticed we are adrift in the bottom 3, he was obviously doing a 'terrific job' before that. 99% of the English press are as much a joke as Kean.

[Stuart]

I'm sensing a bit of Kean pi*s taking starting up again from the media.

Presumably because they have just noticed we are adrift in the bottom 3, he was obviously doing a 'terrific job' before that. 99% of the English press are as much a joke as Kean.

Thank you.

I said as such due to the tone of the European chasing article article. Seems to be only the Sun so far though.

The Mirror and Sky stil seem to be anti-Rovers-fan. Now I wonder why that might be.

[Sparky Marky]

Cos they're all tosssers.

[Majiball]

IMO, he becomes more of a a feckin joke as each day passes.

As we hurtle towards oblivion, I shudder to think what cr@p he will spout when we are relegated.

'We're building for the future here at Rovers and just like teams like West Brom we'll have our up and down days'

'We're trying to create a youth development center akin to Middlesbourgh, but better, good enough to keep us challenging at the top of the Premier League'

'We're just going to have to take it on the chin, as with any new approach we'll have teething problems'

'We've done well to trim the wage bill and the current young group of super duper young players we have will really benefit from a season toughening up in the Championship league'

'We'll be back better and strong and after signing one or two younger players as this small drawback will allow us to blood more youngsters given their quality and that of those coming through'

'The likes of United and City had better beware as the season after next we'll be chomping at their heels just like Newcastle@thewhateverthe (Please don't use that word again)itscalledstadium.com'

'The fans needn't worry as I've had an inspired idea and got a dog as taking him for walkies will allow me loads of time to think, something I know I excel at'

'It was all part of the plan to forfeit our place in the league, to allow us to focus on this youth development plan we have here at Blackburn. As with youth development itself it's important that they can play at their level. We always felt that by dropping down, the young players we have currently and plan to Invest heavily in, more so than we ever have in our history, would develop better long term. There's no question we'll bounce straight back and be stronger than ever as we'll be stronger and younger than ever before. And at that time if we can add in some premierl league experience as we missed that this season then we'll be flying high challenging for the league and only one season late on our stated plan at the start of Thr Roa's reign'

[John]

"This is a transitional period"

[Mattyblue]

'sometimes you've got to take one step back...'

[DE.]

'We fully anticipate a higher entries-into-the-box ratio in the Championship, and we've also heard the stadiums average more dew on the grass therefore I have no doubt we'll be in Europe this time next year. We also aim to have the youngest team in the history of football and the club are working hard to change the rules to allow our under-11's to play in the first team.'

[Majiball]

'What can I say I guess Mrs D's constant 'go down' instructions on my monthly visits to her Pune house transfered into my footballing life'

[Lurid Coat]

"When I became manager of Blackburn Rovers I promised the owners to take the club to places it's never been. I'm very pleased that we have reached this goal. Coming to Brighton to play at the Amex Stadium for the first time is something very special for both me and the fans, and is proof of how far the club has come."

"I'm looking forward to the challenge of the Championship. The owners have made funds available to get some bodies in, and at the moment we have made several active bids for players, bids that are very much alive. Our transfer budget is very healthy, very competitive. I don't want to talk numbers, but I can reveal that the owners have put at least 10 % of the money we got for Junior, Zonz, Yak, Martin, Grant, Robbo and Brockhall into the transfer budget."

I made a Steve "Coco" Kean meme @ memegenerator.net, feel free to play around with it:

http://memegenerator.net/Steve-Coco-Kean

[Lurid Coat]

[broadsword]

"No chance we'll be relegated ..."

[Lurid Coat]

"No chance we'll be relegated ..."

[Rover_Shaun]

I think the games are running out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwemUFfHaxA

[Boner]

[roverandout]

comment from big nose really riled me on soccer saturday, had to turn it over, they were on about rovers and pinochio came out with classic line

'for what steve kean has done to get rovers in a position to survive'.

hurled some expletives at the tv when he said that.

[Rovermatt]

[Rovermatt]

http://memegenerator.net/Steve-Coco-Kean

Hilarious. Can you add other photos, ones that are clearly Kean though? There's one of him having a right laugh at something which is ripe for captioning.

Anyway, another one:

[John]

Janaury 2011: Jerome Anderson speaking on TalkSport - "Steve Kean is a very good manager"

Kean had only been a manager for just 3 weeks.

[Waggy76]

Fitting Song for Kean ..

He gets up and pours himself a strong one

And stares out at the stars up in the sky

Another night, it's gonna be a long one

He draws the shade and hangs his head to cry.

He wonders how it ever got this crazy

He thinks about a girl he knew in school

Did he get tired or did he just get lazy?

He's so far gone he feels just like a fool.

My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things

You set it up so well, so carefully

Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things

You're still the same old liar you used to be

.

You can't hide your lyin eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now you'd realize

There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes

There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes

Stevie, you can't hide your lyin' eyes .

[ABBEY]

1 shot ..###### TEAM SELECTION ....KEAN I HATE YOU MORE THAN MY EX WIFE YOU RETARDED BALD DELUDED WHORE BANGING KNOB!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO OUR CLUB ..1875 WE FORMED AND HAVE BEEN PROUD AND NOW YOU AND THE SCUM FROM INDIA HAVE BROUGHT HUMILIATION, SHAME, DISGRACE AND EMBARASSEMNET. HOW CAN YOU WEEK IN WEEK OUT COME ON TELLY AND TELL US ALL YOUR BULLSHIT AND STILL SMIRK ABOUT IT .YOUR A DISGRACE AND NOT FIT TO STAND ON THE TOUCHLINE WHERE OUR PAST MANAGERS HAVE STOOD . YOUR NOT EVEN FIT TO STEP FOOT IN OUR CLUB AND AS FOR YOU YES YOU YOU VENKY SCUM I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU SCUMMY PEOPLE AND YOU ARE HATED GET IT THRU YOUR PATHETIC PIG HEADED SKULLS.YOUR NOT WELCOME AND ARE DESPISED.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

In the name of the great John Lewis,Lawrence Cotton,Bob Crompton,Harry Healless,Bill Eckersley,Ronnie Clayton,Simon Garner and of course Jack Walker......

THE HATED KEAN AND VENKY'S GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!!

[thenodrog]

Swansea v BRFC is the featured match on Absolute radio and before the match the commentator scored the two managers as 10/10 each. 10 for Brendan Rogers for his admirable team's contribution to the Prem and 10 for Kean for staying composed despite severe pressure from the supporters and little cooperation from the owners. Not a cheap about the team's record, nothing about his falseties and lies, nothing about the ludicrous statements since he knifed Allardyce in the back, nothing about his contribution to the disposal of virtually all the directors.

I don't know how the hell the Fat Controller does it but he makes Josef Goebbels look like a rank amateur.

[broadsword]

I don't know how the hell the Fat Controller does it but he makes Josef Goebbels look like a rank amateur.

Unbelievable, isn't it?

And very demoralising.

Low friends in high places.

[John]

"We will regroup in the summer, the players are still behind me"