[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[Mattyblue]

Intro to the Times match report today:

''if nothing else, Steve Kean can hold his head high, the Blackburn Rovers manager again maintained his dignity'.

Aye, forget about his press officer cutting short an interview simply because he was asked a relevant question, and forget about the lies re Givet and forget about HIS team not giving a ######, all in all another dignified afternoon for Stevie.

*sigh*

[Rishton blue]

I can't find the 'Rovers songs' thread but how about the following song for him:

Its never your fault,

its never your faauult,

always excuses

it's never your fault.

Simple but brilliant

[Mercer]

Intro to the Times match report today:

''if nothing else, Steve Kean can hold his head high, the Blackburn Rovers manager again maintained his dignity'.

Aye, forget about his press officer cutting short an interview simply because he was asked a relevant question, and forget about the lies re Givet and forget about HIS team not giving a ######, all in all another dignified afternoon for Stevie.

*sigh*

Absolutely beggars belief.

IMO, there is one clear person who is not right in the head and it's not givet.

[Ralfinho]

You said we were safe,

You said we were saaaaafe,

You lying b&stard

You said we were safe

Or

You're taking us down,

You're taking us down

Keano & Venkys,

You're taking us down

[RoyRover]

Intro to the Times match report today:

''if nothing else, Steve Kean can hold his head high, the Blackburn Rovers manager again maintained his dignity'.

The fact that newspapers are still running with this just confirms that they have nothing else to say because they have never bothered their b0110cks to actually do any reporting. If this is the best they can come up with all that has gone on and after another abject defeat, as if that is more important than winning games at this stage of the season, is just indicative of the presses attitude toward Rovers.

[Howler]

I can't find the 'Rovers songs' thread but how about the following song for him:

Its never your fault,

its never your faauult,

always excuses

it's never your fault.

Totally agree

[RoyRover]

I can't find the 'Rovers songs' thread but how about the following song for him:

Its never your fault,

its never your faauult,

always excuses

it's never your fault.

This is very good. I heard United fans singing a similar one to Liverpool fans, but they sang "Always the victims".

You said we were safe,

You said we were saaaaafe,

You lying b&stard

You said we were safe

Or

You're taking us down,

You're taking us down

Keano & Venkys,

You're taking us down

As much as I like the first one, I'd keep the songs clean as the press would jump all over it if there was bad language and they would just use it to confirm that Kean was getting 'abuse' all along. Maybe put "Your always lying, You said we were safe" instead? The second one is very good too.

[perthblue02]

To the tune of Always look on the bright side of life

chorus

Kean opens his mouth and out come the lies - bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit x3

Kean spouts s***, Jerome's in on it

and Agnew runs around and spins the tale

The press swallow the lies, a hero in their eyes

Lets hope all the lies lead to jail!

repeat chorus

or old Mcdonald had a farm

Deluded Keano span a tale, e-i-e-i-o

and in that lie he had no dog e-i-e-i-o

with bullsh*t here. bullsh*t there

Keano spouting bullsh*t everywhere

Deluded Keano span a tale - e-i-e-i-o

oops just noticed royrover post above best give mine a miss then

[Amo]

Matty - Do yourself a favour and avoid the press like the plague. We all know their perception of Kean by now and it's not going to change, even in the face of relegation. You'll only drive yourself insane with it all, believe me.

[Rovermatt]

After their ludicrous pro-Kean article following the Sunderland game, check out the Guardian's relative back-tracking today.

[Amo]

The thing I don't really grasp is that if Kean had actually turned things around and guided us to safety then I'd understand the 'triumph over adversity' comments. They'd still be ignorant to the fact Kean got us into this mess in the first place but hey. But Kean has done nothing but proven the protesters and alike to be completely vindicated in their campaign against him. Where's the 'dignity' in clinging to a job you are patently and grossly incompetent at?

[perthblue02]

The thing I don't really grasp is that if Kean had actually turned things around and guided us to safety then I'd understand the 'triumph over adversity' comments. They'd still be ignorant to the fact Kean got us into this mess in the first place but hey. But Kean has done nothing but proven the protesters and alike to be completely vindicated in their campaign against him. Where's the 'dignity' in clinging to a job you are patently and grossly incompetent at?

That's because the majority of journalists are lazy and get their stories given to them, and the person giving them the stories sometimes calls in favours, and those favours are repaid or no more juicy stories. That's what happens when you mix the sport entertainment and media industries .

The other thing is that some of the story tellers have their fingers in bigger media pies just say for instance controlling the overseas television rights for beach volleyball, some papers are owned by people who want to show live beach volleyball on their tv stations, so allowing the story tellers to plant their stories in the press in return for a decent shot at getting tv rights is a price worth paying.

Wonder what would happen if one of these story suppliers wanted to actually control various aspects of the day to day running of a beach volleyball club, would be unethical and surely the Beach Volleyball authority wouldn't turn a blind eye just because the story tellers provide them with lots of money selling exclusive rights to volleyball games on their behalf.

[John]

So many threads around, didn't know where to put this - very good write up.

The end is almost nigh

[Amo]

That's because the majority of journalists are lazy and get their stories given to them, and the person giving them the stories sometimes calls in favours, and those favours are repaid or no more juicy stories. That's what happens when you mix the sport entertainment and media industries.

I know, I know. I'm actually expecting professional and balanced reporting by members of the press. It just feels like Agnew & co have somehow brainwashed everyone outside of BRFCS into believing Kean is the 'Second Coming'. It's like living in an episode of The Demon Headmaster at times.

[Jimmy612]

It's like living in an episode of The Demon Headmaster at times.

What an excellent analogy Topman

I said a few months ago it feels like I'm in a film where there is a bad guy and a small group of people know he is a lunatic but everyone else is convinced he is a lovely man. He is able to sneer at the minority as he is placed on a pedestal by everyone else!

Of course, usually in these films the bad guy is found out and the minority are proven right all along. Unfortunately in this scenario that part may never happen

[perthblue02]

I know, I know. I'm actually expecting professional and balanced reporting by members of the press. It just feels like Agnew & co have somehow brainwashed everyone outside of BRFCS into believing Kean is the 'Second Coming'. It's like living in an episode of The Demon Headmaster at times.

Agnew is playing at it and is small fry compared to the real culprit(s). Whilst protecting Kean they are covering their own tracks

[RoyRover]

After their ludicrous pro-Kean article following the Sunderland game, check out the Guardian's relative back-tracking today.

Just read it and responded on page 10.

[bradeagle]

Remember this pearler

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/blackburn_rovers/news/9148440.Blackburn_Rovers_boss__I___ve_got_money_to_spend_on_transfers/

[den]

So many threads around, didn't know where to put this - very good write up.

The end is almost nigh

Very succinct article John.

[A cup of beans]

Just read it and responded on page 10.

Well done!

[DE.]

After their ludicrous pro-Kean article following the Sunderland game, check out the Guardian's relative back-tracking today.

"(Aston Villa) need to recharge their batteries, to find some momentum, to stop constantly fire-fighting and find a way to move forward as a club.

What better way to do that than with a year or two (or more) in the Championship? Plenty of clubs have found relegation to have a restorative effect."

Oh aye, nothing like a bit of relegation to set things right

So many "journalists" stealing a living working at the "popular" newspapers.

[winstonsmith]

Remember this pearler

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/blackburn_rovers/news/9148440.Blackburn_Rovers_boss__I___ve_got_money_to_spend_on_transfers/

This article is mostly Kean bragging about the money there was to spend on transfers in the summer. However, the most revealing part for me was Kean stating that "I have a good healthy budget....if there is a little bit left over that could be added to improve someone's contract". Well, Stevie, we know whose contract was improved !

[DE.]

Remember this pearler

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/blackburn_rovers/news/9148440.Blackburn_Rovers_boss__I___ve_got_money_to_spend_on_transfers/

""I have a good healthy budget to work with and by the time the transfer window finishes everyone will know what the budget was and what money was invested back in.""

We ended the summer in minus figures in terms of spending, so I suppose Steve is right, everyone knew at the end of the summer Venky's were going to invest less than zero into the team.

[Steve Moss]

I can't find the 'Rovers songs' thread but how about the following song for him:

Its never your fault,

its never your faauult,

always excuses

it's never your fault.

Brilliant. +1

[roverandout]

the only journalist that i respect is henry winter, hes the only one who 'gets it', remember listening to him on radio lancashire and he talked some real sense, hes the only one who feels for the fans. I like nicko's journalism too but too much of a kean arse-licker!!!