[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[neekoy]

Imagine, if Andy Todd was here, seriously, just imagine

[Mattyblue]

Or Bellamy and his trusty 9-iron.

[Mercer]

So, have we established if anyone has broken the bald ###### face yet??

Speculation wont go away, so a bit of fun with the potential runners and riders !

Nzonzi / Evens / Mean , moody and petulant. Recent performances have suggested that all is not well well. Has he been upset by Givet's treatment ?

Robbo / Evens / Relatively quiet man but wont stand any sh1t from anyone. Was he pushed once too often this time ?

Givet / 2/1 / Maybe too obvious and maybe a bit too savvy. Reckon he may have something else in mind for Kean. !?

Pedersen / 4/1 / Has previous or has he ? Remember when MGP wiped Kean out on the touchline - was it an an accident or just clever. Hmmm ?

Goodwille / 6/1 / Has shown, can and will look after his mates. Probably needs to watch his step after recent case, so a longer shot.

Modeste / 8/1 / Has a fuse as shown at West Brom. However, did he pull himself back from the brink at the last minute just as Kean said he did at WBA ?

Simon / 10/1 / Must be seriously p1ssed-off. Probably thinks it's too close to summer and offski !

Petrovic / 14/1 / Difficult to see him getting worked-up over anything.

Salgado / 20/1 / Too much class.

Grella / 40/1 / Would injure himself further climbing off treatment table !

Dann / 66/1 / I'll do anything for you sir !

[A cup of beans]

Or Andy Todd...

or andy kennedy!

I cant get confirmation on a punch up. seems like the staff have closed ranks. maybe that is more proof that it did happen.

I hope it's true. Any rovers player who punches kean, would be an instant hero (even grella!)

Speculation wont go away, so a bit of fun with the potential runners and riders !

Nzonzi / Evens / Mean , moody and petulant. Recent performances have suggested that all is not well well. Has he been upset by Givet's treatment ?

Robbo / Evens / Relatively quiet man but wont stand any sh1t from anyone. Was he pushed once too often this time ?

Givet / 2/1 / Maybe too obvious and maybe a bit too savvy. Reckon he may have something else in mind for Kean. !

Pedersen / 4/1 / Has previous or has he ? Remember when MGP wiped Kean out on the touchline - was it an an accident or just clever. Hmmm ?

Goodwille / 6/1 / Has shown, can and will look after his mates. Probably needs to watch his step after recent case, so a longer shot.

Modeste / 8/1 / Has a fuse as shown at West Brom. However, did he pull himself back from the brink at the last minute just as Kean said he did at WBA ?

Simon / 10/1 / Must be seriously p1ssed-off. Probably thinks it's too close to summer and offski !

Petrovic / 14/1 / Difficult to see him getting worked-up over anything.

Salgado / 20/1 / Too much class.

Grella / 40/1 / Would injure himself further climbing off treatment table !

Dann / 66/1 / I'll do anything for you sir !

£20 on simon. do you accept 'paypal' ?

[Mercer]

or andy kennedy!

I cant get confirmation on a punch up. seems like the staff have closed ranks. maybe that is more proof that it did happen.

I hope it's true. Any rovers player who punches kean, would be an instant hero (even grella!)

£20 on simon. do you accept 'paypal' ?

Happy to accept bets - one issue, if this incident, or incidents, happened, will we ever know who the hero / heroes is / are and therefore be able to confirm the winners and losers !?!?

[yoda]

Happy to accept bets - one issue, if this incident, or incidents, happened, will we ever know who the hero / heroes is / are and therefore be able to confirm the winners and losers !?!?

Just watch the departure lounge at Brockhall

[Steve Kean's Hypnotoad]

Speculation wont go away, so a bit of fun with the potential runners and riders !

Nzonzi / Evens / Mean , moody and petulant. Recent performances have suggested that all is not well well. Has he been upset by Givet's treatment ?

Robbo / Evens / Relatively quiet man but wont stand any sh1t from anyone. Was he pushed once too often this time ?

Givet / 2/1 / Maybe too obvious and maybe a bit too savvy. Reckon he may have something else in mind for Kean. !?

Pedersen / 4/1 / Has previous or has he ? Remember when MGP wiped Kean out on the touchline - was it an an accident or just clever. Hmmm ?

Goodwille / 6/1 / Has shown, can and will look after his mates. Probably needs to watch his step after recent case, so a longer shot.

Modeste / 8/1 / Has a fuse as shown at West Brom. However, did he pull himself back from the brink at the last minute just as Kean said he did at WBA ?

Simon / 10/1 / Must be seriously p1ssed-off. Probably thinks it's too close to summer and offski !

Petrovic / 14/1 / Difficult to see him getting worked-up over anything.

Salgado / 20/1 / Too much class.

Grella / 40/1 / Would injure himself further climbing off treatment table !

Dann / 66/1 / I'll do anything for you sir !

Tenner on Robbo!

[broadsword]

Pedersen at 4's?! Oh give over.

Fifty squid on Simon.

[DE.]

Didn't N'Zonzi cry once when he got sent off? can't imagine him punching somebody, maybe a little slap.

[Dunnfc]

The incident as i understand and have read about involved a scuffle of x and kean, y went to break it up and smashed kean...

2 players so is it each way or any time scorer? My money is on Simon and Rochina being Y.

Thought you like this:

My link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLXXe8GEpe0

[Mercer]

The incident as i understand and have read about involved a scuffle of x and kean, y went to break it up and smashed kean...

2 players so is it each way or any time scorer? My money is on Simon and Rochina being Y.

Will offer each way if two involved and 20/1 on Rochina - would even fancy my chances against him !

Think I'm rubbing my hands at the moment looking where the money is going !

[Ralfinho]

I'm thinking it was an N'Zoniz headbutt!!!

[Mercer]

I'm thinking it was an N'Zoniz headbutt!!!

A French kiss as opposed to a Glaswegian one. Interesting.

[EWOODACE1]

I heard yesterday it was robbo and that we won't see him again. This means that Dunn will defo have to play so we have a captain. But knowing Kean then dann will be captain

[Mercer]

I heard yesterday it was robbo and that we won't see him again. This means that Dunn will defo have to play so we have a captain. But knowing Kean then dann will be captain

So, Jake Kean in goal tomorrow !

[Elegia]

Song for Saturday....

If you hit Steve kean,

Oh if you hit Steve kean,

If you hit Steve kean

Give us a wave

Followed by..

(insert name) 's gonna get ya!!

or

We love you (insert name), we do etc etc...

[davulsukur]

I heard yesterday it was robbo and that we won't see him again. This means that Dunn will defo have to play so we have a captain. But knowing Kean then dann will be captain

Tomorrows team selection could be very telling.

It will just show how weak Kean is as a manager if neither Robbo or Givet play.

[JAL]

With the managers latest angry antics, how safe is it for Blackburn Rovers supporters, players, and staff to be at Ewood park.

[DazRover]

Speculation wont go away, so a bit of fun with the potential runners and riders !

Nzonzi / Evens / Mean , moody and petulant. Recent performances have suggested that all is not well well. Has he been upset by Givet's treatment ?

Robbo / Evens / Relatively quiet man but wont stand any sh1t from anyone. Was he pushed once too often this time ?

Givet / 2/1 / Maybe too obvious and maybe a bit too savvy. Reckon he may have something else in mind for Kean. !?

Pedersen / 4/1 / Has previous or has he ? Remember when MGP wiped Kean out on the touchline - was it an an accident or just clever. Hmmm ?

Goodwille / 6/1 / Has shown, can and will look after his mates. Probably needs to watch his step after recent case, so a longer shot.

Modeste / 8/1 / Has a fuse as shown at West Brom. However, did he pull himself back from the brink at the last minute just as Kean said he did at WBA ?

Haha, great stuff1

Simon / 10/1 / Must be seriously p1ssed-off. Probably thinks it's too close to summer and offski !

Petrovic / 14/1 / Difficult to see him getting worked-up over anything.

Salgado / 20/1 / Too much class.

Grella / 40/1 / Would injure himself further climbing off treatment table !

Dann / 66/1 / I'll do anything for you sir !

[A cup of beans]

Song for Saturday....

If you hit Steve kean,

Oh if you hit Steve kean,

If you hit Steve kean

Give us a wave

Followed by..

(insert name) 's gonna get ya!!

or

We love you (insert name), we do etc etc...

like it!

"Kean Out" will do just fine too.

[EwoodDawn]

Now I know he appears to be on friendly terms with our leader so it’s unlikely but no-one’s mentioned any odds for the Yak in the sparring sweepstake. Now if you’d been walloped by him you definitely wouldn’t want to appear at a press conference!

[Kelbo]

I heard yesterday it was robbo and that we won't see him again. This means that Dunn will defo have to play so we have a captain. But knowing Kean then dann will be captain

It wasnt Robbo

[K-Hod]

I do hope someone banged him out!

[perthblue02]

What about a rank outsider, the new Chris Smalling on instructions from his Dad, slapping the bald one for being crap at his job and therefore attracting unwanted attention and having his get rich quick scheme cut short.

[Mercer]

Now I know he appears to be on friendly terms with our leader so it’s unlikely but no-one’s mentioned any odds for the Yak in the sparring sweepstake. Now if you’d been walloped by him you definitely wouldn’t want to appear at a press conference!

No you wouldn't !

So far, no news on presser which is usually held at 10.00 on a Friday.

However, it's team selection that's going to be interesting as according to Kean last weekend:

Dunny's achilles was "sreaming at him" - well, Dunny has history with this problem and I wouldn't expect to see him tomorrow if as bad as Kean said.

Orr - as Dunny, told he needed an injection to get through last week. Wouldn't expect to see him either.

Hoilett - anyone with hammy history almost certainly needs a fortnight following any sort of niggle. Wouldn't expect to see him.

Yak - if he plays tomorrow, call him Lazarus as Kean virtually ruled him out for the season last week. Patella tendonitis is bad and you shouldn't give anyone a cortisone to get them through a match with that injury.

IMO, either, our medics are defying medical science if these four all play tomorrow, or, wtf was Kean on about last week !?!?!?