[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[BigDom]

The fans didn't sack SA, the fans didn't sell good players, the fans didn't sack profesional administrators at the club, the fans didn't sign donkeys, the fans didn't ###### off the clubs bankers and accountants, the fans didn't put a clown in charge of everything, the fans didn't ###### good money down the drain of agents. The fans didn't make questionable substitutions when games looked safe,

The fans did express all the concerns that are now going to come home to roost.

sorry if I missed anything

That sums it up perfectly !!! Well said

[Paul Mellelieu]

The fans didn't sack SA, the fans didn't sell good players, the fans didn't sack profesional administrators at the club, the fans didn't sign donkeys, the fans didn't ###### off the clubs bankers and accountants, the fans didn't put a clown in charge of everything, the fans didn't ###### good money down the drain of agents. The fans didn't make questionable substitutions when games looked safe,

The fans did express all the concerns that are now going to come home to roost.

sorry if I missed anything

I was describing how it wold play out in the press. Only an idiot could disagree with your summary.

[yoda]

I was describing how it wold play out in the press. Only an idiot could disagree with your summary.

I wasn't having a pop at you either

It was directed at any lazy arse journo's that might be reading, including the great Nicko

so you can wind your neck back in now

Posted 32 minutes ago

yoda, on 22 April 2012 - 13:11 PM, said:

still the swelling will be gone soon, the make up will hide the rest

Did someone give him a slap?

Allegedly

[Amo]

I love that recent interview where they asked Kean if Wigan's scalps over Utd & Arsenal were an inspiration. As they were asking it, you could see Kean giving this wry little smirk because he couldn't wait to remind the world that we beat Arsenal last year and beat Utd at OT. And right on cue: "We don't need to think about Wigan, we've done it weselves.'

Take a bow, son. Take a bow.

[thenodrog]

Was coco avoiding showing the right side of his mug on MOTD last night?

Yes but on Sky he was avoiding showing the left side. No visible marks I noticed... but for some reason I really would like to give him a real dig. If only he'd take his wife out for an expensive meal for two on Darwen St or Accy Road or any of the other top eateries around town I might get a chance.

[yoda]

Yes but on Sky he was avoiding showing the left side. No visible marks I noticed... but for some reason I really would like to give him a real dig. If only he'd take his wife out for an expensive meal for two on Darwen St or Accy Road or any of the other top eateries around town I might get a chance.

Might be able to assist if certain plans come to fruition

[gumboots]

Yes but on Sky he was avoiding showing the left side. No visible marks I noticed... but for some reason I really would like to give him a real dig. If only he'd take his wife out for an expensive meal for two on Darwen St or Accy Road or any of the other top eateries around town I might get a chance.

With the money you save not having a season ticket and not subscribing to Sky you can afford to visit one of kean's eating places and he doesn't generally have the wife and kids with him so you might have a chance Gordon! However, since i don't condone violence, I won't encourage you to do it.

[LDRover]

With the money you save not having a season ticket and not subscribing to Sky you can afford to visit one of kean's eating places and he doesn't generally have the wife and kids with him so you might have a chance Gordon! However, since i don't condone violence, I won't encourage you to do it.

Surely you'd condone it in this situation. Blimey, I'd sponsor it.

[gumboots]

Surely you'd condone it in this situation. Blimey, I'd sponsor it.

Didn't say I'd stop him!!!!

[Glenn]

Guys. I know it's plainly obvious you're having a laugh and none of you would actually genuinely condone violence, we've had first hand experience of comment like these resulting in correspondence from solicitors, so watch that line you're walking (for your protection as much as ours).

[Kelbo]

We get slaughtered by the press for protesting, if some clown were to lamp Kean, we would be dead and buried as supporters and Kean would be a real Martyr!!

Not recommended, violence in my opinion, has no place in society!

[Andy]

I agree that violence is the language of the idiot, but I could make an exception for Kean.

* Disclaimer - I am not threatening to, nor suggesting that anybody actually beats Kean up.

However deserved and hilarious it would be.

[gumboots]

Sorry Glenn. of course I'm not suggesting violence should be done to Kean or to anyone else. As i've already said i don't condone it, and would definitely never be a party to it.

[EwoodDawn]

Was coco avoiding showing the right side of his mug on MOTD last night?

I may well be wrong but I did think I saw a few little marks on the right side of his face (Sky interview) that were visible when he did that nausiating grin of his. Note to future make up artists employed by temperamental football managers - it's all very well covering stuff up on a still face. Unfortunately it's harder to cover things up when your subject appears to be unable to shut up and cannot seem to curtail his addiction to speaking to journalists.

[roverwhelmed]

Anybody seen today's Observer? Kean is awarded the man of the day award in the 'Saturday Sundae' section:

'Steve Kean - again wound up and confused the Kean Out protestors leading Blackburn to an off-message win over Norwich.'

Incredible.

Wow. That is pretty unbelievable...

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

Yes but on Sky he was avoiding showing the left side. No visible marks I noticed... but for some reason

Hang on a minute Theno....you don't have sky?

...or is that 'pie in the sky'

[Jock]

Come on own up, who put Venky in Urban Dictionary?

[Rovermatt]

Not guilty but I like it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=venkys

[NeRvOuS Wr3Ck]

ha ha that sounds spot on lol

[Shabani]

Hes always in huntleys drinking after training my mate says, whereas the players eat, he usually sits on his bill with that minder PR guy

Clearly unable to go out in public by the looks of it

[Jock]

Hes always in huntleys drinking after training my mate says, whereas the players eat, he usually sits on his bill with that minder PR guy

Clearly unable to go out in public by the looks of it

That explains the red blotchy face then, or is it because he's been slapped around.

He must be thinking of that drink during training, no wonder taining gets finished early.

[thenodrog]

We get slaughtered by the press for protesting, if some clown were to lamp Kean, we would be dead and buried as supporters and Kean would be a real Martyr!!

Not recommended, violence in my opinion, has no place in society!

Nice words but you appear to have overlooked the fact that our society was forged with it Kelbo. Evolution will take thousands of years to change our instincts. Our society pompously thinks that it can overcome human instinct completely in a generation or two. It never will cos scratch the surface and one has only to watch groups of children at play to see that it's all still there.

I may well be wrong but I did think I saw a few little marks on the right side of his face (Sky interview) that were visible when he did that nausiating grin of his.

Could more likely be alcohol abuse.... He has form remember.

Hang on a minute Theno....you don't have sky?

No but I do have a computer.

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,16467_7690748,00.html

Do try to keep up WWWM.

[Sparky Marky]

Speaking to a notlob fan yesterday...his actual comment

" he's not done bad for you that Kean..."

[Jock]

Speaking to a notlob fan yesterday...his actual comment

" he's not done bad for you that Kean..."

Yeah he's as good as that Megson. Or maybe not.

[Kelbo]

That explains the red blotchy face then, or is it because he's been slapped around.

He must be thinking of that drink during training, no wonder taining gets finished early.

Wednesday evenings, he can be found at the Fence Gate inn, Fence, deep in Dingle Territory!!