[Archived] The all new Super Steve 'Coco' Kean Thread!

[K-Hod]

I have a morbid curiosity now of where this will all end. How bad do things have to be before venky's accept any offer? Or will the refuse all offers and just run up into the ground. Not much family silver to flog now. Administration within twelve months?

The only thing that has been a ray of hope for me was looking at Southampton at the weekend, in administration a couple of years ago, and now back in the PL.

May be clutching at straws, especially when you consider the likely fate of their South Coast rivals....

[Dee]

a film starring Steve Kean currently on the Nollywood channel

[roverandout]

it was ironic that at halftime there was an advert, confused.com, i think we were all bleedin' confused

[DE.]

"We've had many monumental performances this season, some really good home wins, some back-to-back clean sheets. We'll probably need that again and I have trust and faith in the lads."

The bloke is mental. What monumental home performances is he talking about exactly? Losing 2-1 to Wolves, WBA and Bolton? And what back to back clean sheets? Didn't we only do that once this year, for two games? He's literally trying to rewrite history with his stream of non-stop BS.

"Steve can only work with what he's got," said Redknapp. "To go through what he's been through, and the abuse he has had, has been amazing.

"With all due respect, the players are probably in the sort of position they should be in, scrapping for their lives. He has not got world-class players."

THAT'S BECAUSE WE LET ALL OF OUR PREMIER LEAGUE QUALITY PLAYERS LEAVE YOU @#/?. YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU NICKED ONE OF THEM.

[bradeagle]

He's working miracles to keep them where they are now

[gumboots]

One thing proven beyond all doubt today.

Steve Kean was sporting a huge shiner round his right eye in the pre-match interview with Sky.

The Black-Eyed Kean...

was very clear - I pointed it out to my son who hadn't heard the stories.

[joey_big_nose]

Never in 20 years of Premier League history has a team not had a shot on or off target. ###### amazing.

Wow. Is that true? Never ever?

Kean looked like he was going to weep in the interview on the BBC.

[Pedro]

Wow. Is that true? Never ever?

Kean looked like he was going to weep in the interview on the BBC.

West Brom in 2004 also failed to shoot. But it's like arguing with someone about who's got the smallest and most useless knob.

...To which Kean would win every time.

[mr bishi]

Sunderland vs Man Utd @ OT in 08 as well

[47er]

One thing proven beyond all doubt today.

Steve Kean was sporting a huge shiner round his right eye in the pre-match interview with Sky.

The Black-Eyed Kean...

Sought out the Sky Sports interview and you are absolutely right despite the best that make-up could do! So all that stuff about no incident occurring and how upset Kean was about people making up stories was just the usual load of lies.

Same goes for N'Zonzi being left out because he desperately needed a rest. I see he needed another rest yesterday.

Clearly we have a clueless manager--(even the media commentators are finally accepting that), a liar and a man who certainly does not have the players behind him, hence the spiritless displays of late in vast contrast to Wigan.

We are rotten to the core and if it takes relegation to cleanse us from this cancer, I, for one, welcome it.

[DE.]

The question is now whether relegation will cleanse us, or whether Venky's will cling on along with "Stevie" Kean until the club is beyond saving.

[Rover & Out]

Sought out the Sky Sports interview and you are absolutely right despite the best that make-up could do! So all that stuff about no incident occurring and how upset Kean was about people making up stories was just the usual load of lies.

excuse my laziness for not looking back over posts but what incident are you referring too?

[Andy]

One of the players, probably Nzonzi, gave him a thump in training.

Kean denied it last week, which of course makes it 100% true.

[AllRoverAsia]

One of the players, probably Nzonzi, gave him a thump in training.

Kean denied it last week, which of course makes it 100% true.

N is too tall. Coco got done by a straight or upper. Unless N was lying down...............

[sharpysharps]

Come the Wigan game we really need to stand together and make the 90 minutes incredibly uncomfortable for Kean, particularly if the club is already relegated by then, which is a possibility the way results have been going.

[Shabani]

If Kean was REALLY smart he would resign the moment we are relegated

He can then explain how hes a man of his word, he simply wanted to do all he could to keep blackburn safe. He could then go on to say how the owners sold his best players, the fans hated him, how he had to have a bodyguard etc

V quickly he retains a reputation as an honourable man, the media fall over themselevs to laud his resolve and character and maybe just maybe he gets a job in one of the top two leagues....

[thenodrog]

Come the Wigan game we really need to stand together and make the 90 minutes incredibly uncomfortable for Kean AND THE VENKEYS, particularly if the club is already relegated by then, which is a possibility the way results have been going.

Hope you don't mind the edit sharpy?

[Ferrit]

If Kean was REALLY smart he would resign the moment we are relegated

He can then explain how hes a man of his word, he simply wanted to do all he could to keep blackburn safe. He could then go on to say how the owners sold his best players, the fans hated him, how he had to have a bodyguard etc

V quickly he retains a reputation as an honourable man, the media fall over themselevs to laud his resolve and character and maybe just maybe he gets a job in one of the top two leagues....

Can't see how anyone, in a right frame of mind would even consider giving this **** a management job, at any level. I'm including the local kebab shop in that.

Unless they're looking for someone to manage badly, in which case he'd be the number one candidate.

[The Prof.]

Come the Wigan game we really need to stand together and make the 90 minutes incredibly uncomfortable for Kean, particularly if the club is already relegated by then, which is a possibility the way results have been going.

Wonder if we should join the Wigan fans singing 'There's only one Dave Whelan?'

[Mr C]

Just asked El Hadji Diouf on twitter to describe Kean in one word.

His reply?

"idiot".

[roverandout]

lol, good on him, even andy cole is slagging kean off

cole says

'"Mystified why Kean is still in the job, talked nonsense after the game and insults the fans

[John]

Another of Keans favourite post match comments is "we weren't our normal selves today"

Also bringing Modeste on for Yakubu was surely a sick joke.

[BigAlan]

This is Dioufs assessment of Kean: “@officialdioufy: i love all the fans and he a ###### prick who doesn't understand football”.

[Gav]

Sought out the Sky Sports interview and you are absolutely right despite the best that make-up could do!

I don't see it 47er, just watched the interview on the Spurs thread and he doesn't seem to be sporting a shiner, not that it really matters, but I couldn't see it.

[Lurid Coat]

This is Dioufs assessment of Kean: “@officialdioufy: i love all the fans and he a ###### prick who doesn't understand football”.

Dioufy, legend! Wish he would spill the beans on Kean in an interview.