[Archived] Down the tunnel sweepstake

[J*B]

The question is simple, upon the final whistle how long do you think it will take for Kean to have disappeared down the tunnel tomorrow night?

I'm going 37 seconds - can someone watching on TV time it please?

[OJRovers]

He'll go straight down the tunnel

My guess is that he won't let the players do a lap of honour, remember Wigan

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

You mean a lap of dis-honour OJ...

[OJRovers]

Well, will the players get a good reception? I recon so as long as Kean isn't with them

[Hughesy]

How about after the game....especially if relegation is confirmed, EVERYONE waits for the lap of honour....no doubt Coco wont come out, so we all chant for him to come out?? Then when/ IF he does....we give him hell.

[mjs]

Well, will the players get a good reception? I recon so as long as Kean isn't with them

Cant think of one reason why they should get a good reception. I certainly wont be applauding them.

Weak and gutless.

[nick123]

Kean will stand there, showing dignity, great dignity while all around will be chaos, Kean will remain, calm, resolute dignity.

The king of all he surveys !!

[Stuart]

I think we'll win tomorrow - just to mess with our heads.

[sijoco]

I'll have 17 seconds cos thats how long from final whistle to me getting to him (dodging stewards and the Ninja collective) it'll take me. Only kidding, the guy is a diamond, l'll be watching the match from the grassy knoll anyway.

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

How about after the game....especially if relegation is confirmed, EVERYONE waits for the lap of honour....no doubt Coco wont come out, so we all chant for him to come out?? Then when/ IF he does....we give him hell.

He'll only get confused...we'll be shouting "Kean out" all game.

[perthblue02]

Ill take em in this order , Kean first 5 seconds after whistle , Mrs Kean 2nd, Kid 1, then Kid 2, Ninja Dan then Aggers who has been taking photos so he can photoshop surface to air missles, billyclubs, petrol bombs etc onto them and after dressing up as the Tea Lady with very fetching blonde wig releasing the photos and story to the press

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Well, will the players get a good reception?

I'm really not that sure?

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

Cant think of one reason why they should get a good reception. I certainly wont be applauding them.

Weak and gutless.

Agree with this. There are few, if any, that can hold their head up high, especially after the WBA, Swansea and Tottenham performances.

Those, who have been ok, Olsson (the real one) and Hoilett etc can't wait to leave.

Not much to applaud there then.

In response to the O/P - - 13 seconds.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

I'll have 17 seconds cos thats how long from final whistle to me getting to him (dodging stewards and the Ninja collective) it'll take me. Only kidding, the guy is a diamond, l'll be watching the match from the grassy knoll anyway.

I'll be watching from the Book Depository, I wish. As for the players, lap of honour ! Do me a favour, they're nearly as much to blame as Kean.

[Rover on the Hill]

Kean will stand there, showing dignity, great dignity while all around will be chaos, Kean will remain, calm, resolute dignity.

The king of all he surveys !!

King S""t of Turd Castle

[nick123]

King S""t of Turd Castle

+1

[Mr Maureen]

Well, will the players get a good reception? I recon so as long as Kean isn't with them

Win lose or draw tomorrow,the player's Kean and Venky's should be impalled in the centre circle and left there all summer.

[Mike Graham]

How about after the game....especially if relegation is confirmed, EVERYONE waits for the lap of honour....no doubt Coco wont come out, so we all chant for him to come out?? Then when/ IF he does....we give him hell.

Applaud the team, no chance , they are a shower of poo.

[sijoco]

Applaud the team, no chance , they are a shower of poo.

After the Spurs debacle when the team came out with white flags before the first whistle l totally agree PB.

[Tom]

If anything the players should walk to each end and apologise, no chance of Kean accepting his large share of the blame but I don't think the players should get off so lightly.

They just don't care on the whole

[Baz]

I think 17 secs is optimistic. I'll go for 8 and that includes shaking Martinezs hand.

[grizfoot]

What about the annual end of season lap of honor? surely Kean as to take credit for his wonderful management throughout the course of the season. I heard they are drafting in a Popemobile which will be brought on after the final whistle.

Did Kean partake in last season's "lap of honor"? I can't honestly remember. I'm favoring the usually standing looking bemused look before he eventually heads down the tunnel for the last time (I hope). So I'll go for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

[Mercer]

If anything the players should walk to each end and apologise, no chance of Kean accepting his large share of the blame but I don't think the players should get off so lightly.

They just don't care on the whole

+1

[purplegrover]

He'll whip off his coat to reveal a Burnley jersey, cackle "Mission Accomplished Suckers", and whisk off down the tunnel like Batman. Blink of an eye.

[Amo]

He'll whip off his coat to reveal a Burnley jersey, cackle "Mission Accomplished Suckers", and whisk off down the tunnel like Batman. Blink of an eye.

I'm imagining more of a:

"I must leave now. My planet needs me."