[Archived] Steve Kean video

[Mike E]

Best not to bite the hand that feeds you I'd have thought JAL.

Then again maybe SKY will? Or maybe TalkSport? He's known to those guys (I'll not be the only one to remember him on TalkSport justifying the Rochina Agents payment (none of which went to Anderson he said, I hasten to add, obviously) as he's a "£5 million player") so I'm sure he'd be more than happy to explain his Clients actions and in all probability what went wrong last season / since he arrived at the club.

Then again, maybe not. Maybe he's taken early retirement?

Maybe it should be asked (to Kean and/or Anderson), just why this so-called £5mill player (I do actually like Rochina as well) has only had a few fleeting appearances? Sure, he screws up a finish or 2, but he can keep the bloody ball. Similar questions surrounding Vukcevic (a player with experience of the CL) and (I'm sorry guys) Goodwillie, who scored 3 goals in 4 games (I think?) around Jan and was rarely seen again.

[Pete1981]

Northern Rover ‏@Northern_Rover

I am told that there is a second Steve Kean video, if true, then I urge whoever has it to release it.

[Guest SuperAgentJB]

Northern Rover ‏@Northern_RoverI am told that there is a second Steve Kean video, if true, then I urge whoever has it to release it.

Everybody cross your toes and feet - find a rabbits foot and don't let a mackem cross your path

[J*B]

First we had "The Training Day", a gripping self shot drama, where lead actor Steve Kean refers to a fan as a "doughnut".

This was followed by the second in the trilogy, "The Drunken Mistake". This peice of investigative documentary work revealed Steve Keans real views on his "close friend" Sam Allardyce.

Coming up soon, is part three. The end of this phenomenal trilogy.

[G Somerset Rover]

The lack of action, Big Sam asides, regarding the video really is amazing. If any other gaffer were to say what Kean did about a fellow manager then they'd have been out on their ear the next day without so much as a chance of finding a new job.

Not Steve though. Friends in high places.

[T4E]

If the second video is the one where he calls the fan a doughnut at the open day, then lots hope no one tries to release that as anti-Kean evidence. That will be incredibly embarrassing for the cause.

[Stuart]

If the second video is the one where he calls the fan a doughnut at the open day, then lots hope no one tries to release that as anti-Kean evidence. That will be incredibly embarrassing for the cause.

That's been in the public domain for ages. Surely it can't be that.

[Kamy100]

It's not the doughnut one! There is another one out there, hope that the person that has it releases it.

[K-Hod]

It's not the doughnut one! There is another one out there, hope that the person that has it releases it.

Any clues about the dirt in this one?

[Stuart]

Any clues about the dirt in this one?

Hope Kamy has extra PM inbox size privileges!

[bob fleming]

This isn't the one with the sheep on the car park of the Whalley Arms at 3.30 in the morning is it?

[broadsword]

with wellies and a jar of mint sauce

[Ferrit]

Is this the one involving Michael Barrymore and an industrial sized tub of swarfega?

[ABBEY]

No it's more shocking and unbelievable its called kean tells the truth

[OhmiBRFC]

That makes the video a myth then.

[Baz]

Just get the impression that with Venkys, unless it's him criticising them, then he's going nowhere.

[G Somerset Rover]

Steve Kean could be video'd beheading Jack Walker's statue whilst sporting a Dingles kit and still keep his job.

As I keep saying, friends in high places.

[Brfcrule1]

Abbey surely by now you realise mentioning Steve Kean and the truth in the same sentence is total hogwash tbh if the truth came and bit Keanochio on his backside he would still probably lie.

[Hughesy]

Is it the porno tape of him and Mrs Desai??

[Stuart]

Is it the porno tape of him and Mrs Desai??

Can't work out if I want that to be true or not.

Eeuww!

[gumboots]

Can't work out if I want that to be true or not.

Eeuww!

My thoughts exactly - would love it to be true but no way would i ever want to see it.

[broadsword]

Kean licking his lips while the dragon queen peels her sari off to reveal a pubic wig made out of chicken feathers.

[Lurid Coat]

[ABBEY]

15 50 IN WTF IS THAT LOL

[Lurid Coat]

15 50 IN WTF IS THAT LOL

He's been shown numerous times on a Norwegian football/humour show called FC Football. He's been dubbed "The Diouf Man", because he always breaks into absurd Diouf songs when interviewed (Diouf is his favourite ever Rovers player, which speaks volumes about this man). He's also openly supported Kean, so chances are that he's related to Steve himself or even Agnew