[Archived] Footy Player puns

[ultrablue]

Nothing says "I have too much useless football knowledge constantly swimming around in my head" like a silly pun with a players name.

And frankly to my mind, there is no better display of intelligence.

There are similar threads on facebook and perhaps also on TalkSport but I'm sure we can out pun them all.

So here is the game. Come up with a pun based on the current topic with a football players name. After a while or when ideas dry up, we can change the topic.

Topic #1

Movie Titles

Phantom of the Chopra

Tiote Ugly

Ndlovu Actually

[Hanks]

Hollywood Orr Bust

[Hanks]

Crossrhodes

The WickerDann

[perthblue02]

The Fourth Protocollymore

[Dreyski]

Dirty Danncing

[Sparky Marky]

Arfa on the rocks

[david_daft]

Glengary, Glen Keeley

Viera Drake.

[Sandiway Blue]

here's a song one "show me the way to Amoruso"

[HemelRover]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Inglorious Basturks

[ultrablue]

Debbie does Gallas

[T4E]

Diaby Does Gallas would be the better version of that....

[roverandout]

superdann

he-dann and the master of the uselessness

[Clitherover]

Reservoir Drogbas

[Baz]

Goodwillie Hunting

Transform-icas

Rhode-s Trip

Iron Dann

The Man with the Golden Dunn

[ultrablue]

How about solo artists?

Szczesny Hawkes

Tina Arena Dindane

Ibrahima Bakayoko Ono

[T4E]

FiorenTina Turner