[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[Stand & Deliver]

Ken could not perform

[Beta Ray Bill]

without using a space-hopper

[Doug]

and a crash helmet

[Stand & Deliver]

with go faster stripes

[Doug]

painted on his bottom

[Stuart]

which curiously resembled the

[dave birch]

outer ring of the

[Willie Eckerslike]

little-known planet where purple-tongued

[Stand & Deliver]

Cyril Sneer hails from

[benhben]

A world full of

[Stand & Deliver]

Syphilis clap and crabs

[Stuart]

Meanwhile Stand-and-Deliver's gynaecologist examined

[Stand & Deliver]

Rose West last week

[Rover95]

And loudly proclaimed that

[Alan75]

the leaves of tulips

[Stuart]

are best served with

[dave birch]

porridge, and eaten using

[Beta Ray Bill]

Mitt Romney novelty spoons

[dave birch]

decorated with nodding Obama

[Stand & Deliver]

Skivvies and supporters alike

[Stuart]

wearing pyjamas with no

[Alan75]

chord, resulting in having

[dave birch]

The window blinds not

[Andy]

functioning as well as

[Stuart]

Bradley Wiggins' helmet which