[Archived] Your "Favourite" Rovers moments during the Venky reign

[broadsword]

Sorry, how remiss of me.

Yes, not a single shot at all. Staggering.

The 'plane was a good one, as was Steve Kean saying he didn't see or hear it. Absolutely mind-boggling the sheer brass neck of the man.

[speeeeeeedie]

The pursuit of Ronaldinho. How likely was it? Beckham too.

The still fresh club statement, written by a five year old, admitting Kean's slander of Allardyce.

Someone on here talking about some shelf salesman turning up at his work trying to sell his wares to him. Turns out that salesman, Derek Shaw, is now running the club.

You can't make it up can you?

[Salgado Is A Hero]

The plane and the chicken.

All of Yakubu's goals, particularly his 1st on his debut against Arsenal after a Hoilett through ball and his 1st against Swansea after a Givet cut-back.

Givet limping after 5/10 mins against Norwich at home yet playing the whole game.

Givet's celebration after scoring the winner in the Carling Cup quarter final against Newcastle, right at the end of extra time, after being allegedly told to come off injured at half time.

Kean's resignation and his statement thanking the majority of fans who now see their club on course for promotion, that made me laugh actually.

The rumours about Kean getting punched by Robinson, Nzonzi or someone else and everyone analysing pictures of his face.

Getting Hodgson sacked after dismantling Liverpool.

Robinson's relationship with the fans.

Fabio Nunes' cross to Nuno Gomes for the winner against Barnsley.

Jason Lowe's 40 yard ball to Kazim against Blackpool.

Signing Jordan Rhodes and Nuno Gomes....and Jermaine Jones on loan.

[broadsword]

What game was it were there was a problem with Givet and Kean delayed the second half kick-off? There were rumours he got spanked then as well.

Kean saying "we're only slightly off course for tenth" when we were bottom in October.

Kean claiming to come from the mean streets of Glasgow when really he came from the middle class streets of Cumbernauld.

[the original david brent]

Kean's 500 letters of support a day

Kean being interviewed on sky sports news during the trip to India with the Hindu spot on his forehead.

Also I don't think anybody has mentioned the chicken advert yet!

A flustered, perspiring and Rovers tracksuit wearing Shebby Singh denying live on sky sports news, outside brockhall, that he had just taken training.

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

1. Learning that "dignity" meant "An out of depth manager with an aptitude for BullSh!t"

The chicken

Seeing the freakshow that is David Guest waving a Kean out T shirt in the BBE

The sprinkler system that went off on one, live on telly.

Dear Sky -Hoilett has signed a new contract,,,,,

[jim mk2]

John Williams' statement on his departure that the new owners want to "do things differently" - an understatement if ever there was one and a warning of things to come.

Kean's "positive" press statements after every defeat.

The horrified look on Kean's face after we pulled 6 points clear of the relegation zone last March and he realised his big bet on us getting relegated was going awry (allegedly).

Kean refusing to apologise for relegation.

[Baz]

Best moment by a mile was the away game at Wolves. Came away thinking if we can keep Jermaine Jones and add quality to the squad, along as developing Phil Jones, Hoilett and Olsson we'd have a great squad.

[broadsword]

Who can forgot the free pie and ale voucher?

[Proudtobeblue&white]

None

[philipl]

Paul Hunt letter

[Rover_Shaun]

John Williams letter

[ABBEY]

Is it wrong to say my best bit would be if they skid on the ice and then crash on t'moors and all freeze to death ... Just asking

[Roverall]

Kean mouthing "Why?" when his 'bodyguard' told him he should go down the tunnel following our relegation against Wigan

[Lurid Coat]

Loads of great ones mentioned already. Kean's 'active bids' were fantastic as well.

[broadsword]

Is it wrong to say my best bit would be if they skid on the ice and then crash on t'moors and all freeze to death ... Just asking

their remains eaten by wandering burnley fans.

[arbitro]

Vitamin D levels.

[47er]

My favourite moment has yet to occur.

[Stuart]

Kean telling Andy Cryer he was very negative.

[Ben-2000]

Great thread!

Well, for me the various anti-Kean songs that came from the Darwen End... hilarious some of them!

Gotta say the Youth Cup ties against Burnley last season were a nice distraction from the comedy act of a first team! Of course staying up at Wolves was a good feeling even though it was short lived.

[Andy]

Nixon's '£50m transfer kitty'.

[broadsword]

Nixon: "He gave a great presser. Looks to be a gem, a real leader of men."

[OJRovers]

Agnew's reign as Director of Communications, which lasted all of 3 days.

[rog of the rovers]

Sarcasm aside

The 3-1 home victory against Liverpool, when Hoilett and Benjani had great games.

The 3-2 victory against Wolves was a wonderful sense of relief after the second half of the season collapse.

The 3-2 victory (theme developing?) at Old Trafford.

The 5-3 victory against Bristol City to send us top of the Championship.

Signing Rhodes, Jermaine Jones and Yakubu

Thats everything......

[mode_m]

The Chicken!