[Archived] Shaw, Agnew and Bowyer summoned to India

[Stuart]

We are either a pantomime or a soap opera.

An account of the lack of musical numbers I'll go for the latter.

The only way washing all of our dirty laundry Time After Time in tit-for-tat public humiliation tag team fashion is if Venkys get bored and sack the lot of them.

As it is, they will probably just keep their heads down and Carry On Regardless. Meanwhile the jokes will come back around as sympathy becomes passé. It's like a Sick Cycle Carousel to borrow from Jason Wade.

I have become un-Comfortably Numb.

Maybe it is a musical after all...

[Tom]

Good point Stuart with the Carry on Regardless, this is bloody Carry On Ruining a Football Club

Only our story contains more tits

[Kamy100]

Been told that the mail will be running another Rovers story tonight. I believe that it involves Derek Shaw and some leaked e-mails. I think that the mail updates their website at 11ish.

[DE.]

Uh oh spagettios.

[broadsword]

But our ones are fat, saggy and no good for anything

[chaddyrovers]

Kamy, how bad are the emails???

[Rover_Shaun]

Can't wait. I wonder if the square root of bugger all will come of it.........again

[Tom]

Kamy, how bad are the emails???

I've heard they contain some juicy jpegs

[broadsword]

Kamy, how bad are the emails???

Terrible, the worst you can imagine.

Spelling errors, punctuation all over the shop, objects and verbs don't agree, starts sentences with conjunctions.

and he asks for advice on getting skidmarks out of aertex y-fronts.

The shame of it all.

[perthblue02]

Perhaps it is a soap opera and the latest stuff is just building up to the main story line, probably drag on for weeks , instead of who killed JR t-shirts we could have who killed BRfc

[bob fleming]

Kamy, how bad are the emails???

No spell checker?! (Edit - nicely done Bryan)

Can't wait. I wonder if the square root of bugger all will come if it.........again

Absolutely agree. I expect Desai will be logging on and dying of shame again for the millionth time, then doing absolutely nothing.

[Guest Norbert]

You might be right Perth, a series of embarrassing stories highlighting the mess the club is in before the biggie over the weekend. Sort of like a Test match starting on Thursday, with the expectation that the dramatic conclusion will be sometime over the weekend when more people will have the time to watch. I hope the Mail does something good for once and stick it right up their chakras.

[Ewoodbhappy]

Terrible, the worst you can imagine.

Spelling errors, punctuation all over the shop, objects and verbs don't agree, starts sentences with conjunctions.

and he asks for advice on getting skidmarks out of aertex y-fronts.

The shame of it all.

We need a sense of humour.

Good post.

[broadsword]

Well, I'm not going to be down on my birthday (shameless plug).

Humour is a weapon sir, please correct me if I am wrong in any sense.

[Rover_Shaun]

Maybe it was she-males and not e-mails? Shaw looks the type.

[broadsword]

Honestly, look at these two pricks, they look like they should be running a B&B ...

[DE.]

Shaw has one of the most gormless faces I've ever seen.

[patrickvalery]

Honestly, look at these two pricks, they look like they should be running a B&B ...

I always think Shaw looks like Danny Kelly in this picture. Shame because Danny Kelly seems like a decent bloke completely unconcerned with shelving.

[Mercer]

Honestly, look at these two pricks, they look like they should be running a B&B ...

I think you are being too kind there !

I don't think Jack would have even allowed them in the Boardroom, never mind be members of.

[Guest Norbert]

Honestly, look at these two pricks, they look like they should be running a B&B ...

On the left, an ineffectual and self important Parish Coiuncillor, and on the right someone who'd crack on to your 20 year old daughter when she's doing a summer job behind the bar at a social club. At least that's what they look like.

[bob fleming]

Honestly, look at these two pricks, they look like they should be running a B&B ...

Ha! They'd cock that up an all, probably spell "B&B" wrong, stick an "I" in it for no reason.

Those two and Singh would struggle to run a bath.

[riverside returns]

I think you are being too kind there !

I don't think Jack would have even allowed them in the Boardroom, never mind be members of.

I think jack would have frogmarched them out.

B and B too good for these pair.

Shaw looks more like dame Kelly than Danny Kelly.

[chaddyrovers]

glen mullan‏@glen9mullanProtected account6m

Daily mail running story tonight on Derek shaw and mrs Desai

[bob fleming]

glen mullan‏@glen9mullanProtected account6m

Daily mail running story tonight on Derek shaw and mrs Desai

With pictures?

[Guest Norbert]

glen mullan‏@glen9mullanProtected account6m

Daily mail running story tonight on Derek shaw and mrs Desai

Oo-er! Now there's an upleasant image.