[Archived] Steve Kean advises QPR

[Stuart]

Brilliant PV. And so believable!

[JBiz]

I personally believe the site should have a policy where the fat bald moron cannot be mentioned. I'd rather squeeze the life out of my own testicles than discuss this charlatan and his idiotic comments.

I genuinely have more hatred for this husk of a human, than most things on the planet. If he choked on asparagus, it would be too clean of a death for me. I am praying that he is discovered at SEM headquarters in Jeromes back office, erotically asphyxiated.

[RoversSG]

Great post PV. Funniest thing i read on this board for a while

[matt83]

Now he's gone and that part of the hell has finished for us I can just laugh at him now.

For want of a better word, youre looking for players who are robust, even if they might be slightly less technical. Youre going to struggle if after an obvious first team you fill it with kids and players on the fringe."

So thats why he bought the complete opposite to that with tricky, light weight, young untested Portuguese players like Fábio Nunes, Paulo Jorge, Diogo Rosado, Edinho Júnior, Nuno Henrique.

[Andy]

I'd like to be able to just laugh at him, but I can't help getting annoyed whenever a 'reporter' makes a point of him:

1) not being sacked.

2) leading us to the top 5 or whatever it was, after a handful of games into the season.

But don't worry Weaselboy, I'm sure your invite to join the Man U coaching staff is in the post.

Somewhere underneath the mounds of hate fan mail that you so often spoke about.

[Reedy You're A Star]

Not sure Mourinho will want to lose his assistant so soon into his new job, especially to Utd

[Baz]

Im sure Fernandez did an interview a few weeks back saying how he had been ripped off by agents and players...then he employs Kean.

[davulsukur]

He hasn't employed Kean has he? Thought this was just Kean spouting off in an interview at some bash?

[Baz]

Sorry, thought he was a paid "advisor", is he just spouting tosh in the media again?

[Steve Kean's Hypnotoad]

Fantastic PV

[davulsukur]

Sorry, thought he was a paid "advisor", is he just spouting tosh in the media again?

I think so

A guest at the Zesh Rehman Foundation event hosted by the former Hoop and Fulham defender at Loftus Road recently, Kean believes Rs have every chance on an instant return – provided their stamina holds out

Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/08/82029-33583613/?#ixzz2YY0YiVlE

[sw0808]

Great Post PV - @#/? myself laughing!

[yoda]

looks like he might have to go extraterrestrial (on SKY), I will have a word with one or two beings

Former Blackburn manager Steve Kean is prepared to move abroad as he looks to step back into management following his ill-fated spell at Ewood Park.

Kean parted company with Rovers in September 2012 - despite guiding them to third in the Championship - claiming his position had become "untenable" at the club.

However, the Glaswegian's turbulent introduction to football management has failed to dampen his enthusiasm for the game, and he is willing to look at offers from around the world in order to return to coaching.

"I've never coached or managed in Asia, although it's something I would certainly consider."
Steve Kean{C}

"I'm open-minded enough to consider all areas of the world whether it's Asia, the UK or Europe," said Kean.

"I have been in Europe and the UK but I've never coached or managed in Asia, although it's something I would certainly consider. I have no preference really. I'm just to open any good offers."

if he is looking around the world he needs to talk to a global advisor soon

[davulsukur]

Former Blackburn manager Steve Kean is prepared to realises that he must move abroad as he looks to step back into management if he ever wants a job in football again following his ill-fated spell at Ewood Park.

Corrected for you Skysports

[yoda's brother]

I'm not sure. I'd wager that he talks like that to everyone in his life. Imagine the scenario;

Keys turn in the front door of the Kean household.

Mrs Kean dashes for the liquour cupboard knowing that the bald headed buffoon she married is about to enter. She gets the wrong cupboard and realises her desperate lunge into the cupboard has only provided her with a bottle of Brasso. "Sod it, anything to take the edge off".

Kean - "Morning love. Just taken the dog for a stroll. Quite an eye opener. The first half of the walk was very one paced and pedestrian. I sat Buster down at the half way stage and i laid it out in simple terms. During the second half of the walk i wanted him to pick up the pace and expolit some of the open spaces on the park"

Mrs Kean - "Oh right dear. Well done. You must be tired out after that. Why dont you go up for a lie down?"

Kean - Lie down? Don't be daft love. I admit that i did work my socks off out there, but as i always say to the lads, give me your all and i promise to make you better players"

Mrs Kean - "Which lads Steve?"

Kean - "The lads on Football Manag.... oh never mind babe. Anyway Jerome is coming over in a while. He has got a few investment opportunities to run by me. Got to keep my finger on the pulse."

Mrs Kean - "Thats good dear because the bank balance is looking a little depleted at the moment."

Kean - "There is always someone worse off dear. You should see the accounts of Blackburn Rovers! - Anyway, i might just sneak in a quick half hour on Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm going to be straight with you dear, it might get ugly in there. There are no easy games at this level and after the luck i've had i'm really going to have to roll my socks up and show that Dr Robotnik who's boss. The trouble is, for a big lad he's very good with his feet"

Mrs Kean - "Yes dear"

Kean - "Right Robotnik - You might think you're too good to go down but you're not. I'm going to take this one ring at a time and destroy you with prolonged and concerted pressing high up the pitch. My sheer pace will lure you out of position and then i'll strike. Oh bollards!! He's done me like a kipper. Babe!?! Babe!?! Babe!?! BABE!!! That bloody Robotnik caught me on the break again. I attacked him with vigor and verve but if anything i think i struck him too well. I had the game by the scruff of the neck and i entered his metaphorical penalty area at least 15 times. I think everyone could see what i was trying to do here and most would agree that Sonic just isn't getting the rub of the green. I need to get this monkey off my back"

Mrs Kean - "Sorry about that dear. You couldn't get the top of the paint thinners for me could you?"

PV

i was going to put you on ignore because reading some of your posts is like listening to leonard cohen.

but this post has given you a reprive.

peed myself reading it

:lol: :lol:

[patrickvalery]

PV

i was going to put you on ignore because reading some of your posts is like listening to leonard cohen.

but this post has given you a reprive.

peed myself reading it

:lol: :lol:

Thats quite a pickle you've found yourself in there. I reckon you'd be best to stop reading my posts and don't listen to Leonard Cohen anymore. I'm sure Leonard and I will support each other through these difficult times.

[Neil Weaver]

Sounds about right to me Davul, the words of an increasingly desperate bloke. A significant part of me hopes he had a very unsuccessful trip to the casino to spark this.

[yoda]

Sounds about right to me Davul, the words of an increasingly desperate bloke. A significant part of me hopes he had a very unsuccessful trip to the casino to spark this.

Sparked by the casino

Excellent

[OJRovers]

In a strange way, I want him to get back into management at a very low level just so that the world will be exposed to more of his famous quotes (/lies), and people might realise that the Rovers fans were right.

[Mattyblue]

Looks as if Operation 'Gisajob' has failed it's UK mission.

Barnet's finest is now hawking his damaged goods worldwide, next stop Cayman Islands SuperLeague?

[Guest Norbert]

As I was born in Barnet, I don't want to be associated with Jerome Anderson in any way thank you! Had to look to see if he's actually from there, but all I found out was he really made inroads into the agency business at Arsenal, and he became close with David Dein who was once high up in the FA a few years ago. Funny old world.

[yoda]

Looks as if Operation 'Gisajob' has failed it's UK mission.

Barnet's finest is now hawking his damaged goods worldwide, next stop Cayman Islands SuperLeague?

failed its world mission more like

wonder if I can get an interview set up with a dodgy agent in the restaurant at the end of the universe

[Aberdeen Blue]

I've just sent his CV to Kabul Utd, fingers crossed............

[Baz]

I've just sent his CV to Kabul Utd, fingers crossed............

Have they not been through enough already? you heartless ......

[Aberdeen Blue]

Have they not been through enough already? you heartless ......

Aye, but can't you see what we're trying to do here???

Shouldn't be too many dew issues either...... We could be AsiaPac Champions within 5 years........