[Archived] The things we do on lads days out

[longsiders1882]

Thought I'd share this with you. I'm reliably informed that though from Nelson the man in question is (and I quote) a 'bstards' fan.

It tickled me anyway:

http://www.thevisitor.co.uk/news/morecambe-and-district-news/man-dressed-as-grim-reaper-arrested-1-1208455

[Hanks]

Reads like a chapter from an Irvine Welsh novel.

[adopted scouser]

A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them.

[bob fleming]

  On 21/08/2013 at 18:23, adopted scouser said:

A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them.

brilliant!

[adopted scouser]

  On 21/08/2013 at 18:43, bob fleming said:

brilliant!

I'm serious ! My best mate in the whole world now lives in Belgium, we were on a ridiculous bender in Blackburn, a long time ago.

[bob fleming]

No, I believe you! I struggle to work out the thought process whereby you were sick in your underpants, you don't get long to think about these things, but in a state - well we've all been there. Thought process something like this? "oh God, I'm going to be sick. What shall I do? Do it your underpants. Genius idea brain, thanks, good thinking!"

[adopted scouser]

Explanation to follow

[broadsword]

I've thrown up into my trousers before.

Really not good.

[Mike E]

I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in.

[longsiders1882]

Love it scouser.

[perthblue02]

  On 21/08/2013 at 18:23, adopted scouser said:

A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them.

Visions of a scene similar to the how much custard can you fit in your underpants competition in Bottom.

looking forward to the full story!

[adopted scouser]

It's nothing really. Picture the scene, you've downed enough Vodka to make Ollie Reed get a taxi home. You finally stagger into a toilet cubicle realising you need to open the sluice gates at both ends.

Decided on the arse first and decided to sit down and send some relatives to the seaside. Sitting there, like you do, pants round your ankles, felt ridiculously ill, threw me 'ead orward and hey presto, sick in me undies.

I'm not proud

[Guest Norbert]

  On 21/08/2013 at 21:48, Mike Ellison said:

I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in.

Classy. The punchline should have been....."still, she was a good f_ck. And she made me breakfast."

[Mike E]

  On 24/08/2013 at 00:03, Norbert said:

Classy. The punchline should have been....."still, she was a good f_ck. And she made me breakfast."

I'm one of those rare Darreners that has standards haha

[thenodrog]

  On 21/08/2013 at 21:48, Mike Ellison said:

I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in.

Obviously a well brought up girl so long as she had clean knickers on........ more to the point did she have any on?

[Jock]

  On 24/08/2013 at 10:56, thenodrog said:

Obviously a well brought up girl so long as she had clean knickers on........ more to the point did she have any on?

Not a problem if she has some on. They can always be pulled to one side.

[Guest Norbert]

I could make a Rolf Harris related comment at this point...............................but I'll stop myself.

[patrickvalery]

A good friend of mine got a little nauseous in the queue to a club and it all got a bit too much for him. He couldnt really hold it back any longer and I guess he thought he could out think and out wit the gallons of christ knows what he'd downed. So he began quietly being sick whilst kind of doing a yawning type action and then attempting to stuff it into his pockets. so determined to get into the club and the bouncers wouldnt notice bulging pockets of vomit. Sadly for him it wasnt too quiet and very little made it into his pockets.