[Archived] Fecking Baking

[Jock]

Glad I don't pay for a TV license.

Old wino, perma tan Birkenhead fatso and that ugly Perkins and another lezzer.

[Guest Norbert]

First time I've seen a rant about such a show . In Mary's defence, her books are good for cakes.

But on a related note, that sanctamonius fat tongued nobber Jamie Oliver annoys me. He has become Bono with an olive oil fetish.

[Jock]

They might as well wrap the show up early. Award that model girl the winner and then they can go back to their hotel and all go down on her. You know they want to.

[old darwen blue]

May I assume that the programme is called "Baking?" What channel and day is it on.

The model comment got me interested.

[gumboots]

Think it's the great british bakeoff. I accidentally watched my first episode if that's the right word, yesterday when we were all busy and nobody could be bothered to turn the background tv off. It was mildly interesting but I couldn't see why they were getting so worked up about a few cakes. They weren't even masterpieces to look at in most cases (the cakes, not the women)

[Jock]

May I assume that the programme is called "Baking?" What channel and day is it on.

The model comment got me interested.

Its ' The Great British Bakeoff ' think its BBC2. Be warned you might want to go gouge your eyes out after seeing Sue Perkins.

[Tom]

They have clearly shown favouritism to Ruby becuase she comes up with puppy eyes and flirts with that Hollywood bloke

[Guest Norbert]

This thread has brought a smile to my face. I actually don't mind Sue Perkins that much. No not in that way.

[K-Hod]

Hollywood and that lesbian do my nut in.

[old darwen blue]

Its ' The Great British Bakeoff ' think its BBC2. Be warned you might want to go gouge your eyes out after seeing Sue Perkins.

Thanks

[Majiball]

here's my cake but it's really bad, its not cooked properly and I got it wrong.

flutters eyelids

man:best cake I've ever tasted

[adopted scouser]

Haven't watched it until now but it's good, that Ruby's gorgeous.

Sue Perkins is about as funny as a burning orphanage, and should be crucified alondside Rhona Cameron.

[Mike E]

Haven't watched it until now but it's good, that Ruby's gorgeous.

I'd certainly fill her buns with cream! Might even spread some icing over her bakewells.

[old darwen blue]

Bukakke?

Sorry

[meerkat]

Baked my own bread for the last 10 years or so, supermarket bread is like plasticine.

I make 6 loaves a week in one batch in the oven to last us all, and give 2 to friends/family still cheaper, tastier and healthier.

[adopted scouser]

Baked my own bread for the last 10 years or so, supermarket bread is like plasticine.

I make 6 loaves a week in one batch in the oven to last us all, and give 2 to friends/family still cheaper, tastier and healthier.

Do you drink real ale ?

Tiger bread from Asda is fab

[Guest Norbert]

You say that like it's a bad thing AS.

[adopted scouser]

You say that like it's a bad thing AS.

Not really Norbert if you like that kind of thing. You don't have to make your own bread, as I said that tiger stuff from Asda is lovely, great butties with 'Carver Ham'

[Guest Norbert]

I meant the beer, but Tiger bread is amazing.

[gumboots]

here's my cake but it's really bad, its not cooked properly and I got it wrong.

flutters eyelids

man:best cake I've ever tasted

Surely that's men's fault , not women's. If men are daft enough to fall for it, why not use it? I never have since I've never been that kind of manipulative female, but I do think, if men thought with their head instead of lower body parts, they'd find life a lot easier.

[Majiball]

Surely that's men's fault , not women's. If men are daft enough to fall for it, why not use it? I never have since I've never been that kind of manipulative female, but I do think, if men thought with their head instead of lower body parts, they'd find life a lot easier.

Do we ridicule the strong for preying on the weak? lol. To be fair if I could make girls do what I want by fluttering my eyelids, I would too. I've tried getting my second brain out to display it's brilliance but alas they all ran away.

Has anyone ever seen those adverts about a problem in females psychology and a way to get them to do things? Has anyone ever tried/bought it?