[Archived] RANT

[FGS5635]

Hell, no!

That's really serious!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVbmbMSrsZVQ

Hahaha think I'll send this to the wife.................(then hide )

[old darwen blue]

Hahaha think I'll send this to the wife.................(then hide )

She won't understand pal she's a woman

[dave birch]

Horse riders - I have many issues, a could rant all day about middle class women and their 'babies', women incapable of having keangasm with another human, blocking the road with their dumb animals etc but recently one thing has really got on my moobs; Nice day Sunday, decided to take my newly-turned three year old twins for a spin on their new scooters that santa brought. Astley Park was choice of venue and what do I find, the paths were full of horse kean. Why is it socially acceptable to just let your horse constantly kean itself when out and about? It might be good for the roses but I don't want to have to weave my round piles of the stuff and before anyone say its just straw, keanocks, the straw has gone in the mouth and come out the bum, it's gone through the same digestion process as the curry I ate last night, do you mind if I pop my bum out and kean my way all through Astley Park?

Very good point.

We make dog owners pick up their mutts droppings here, horses, no different. It would be fun to see them dismount, shovel carp into a plastic bag though.

[thenodrog]

Dog @#/? is wicked and can be dangerous to health, horse @#/? is just sweet smelling compost.

[dave birch]

Dog kean is wicked and can be dangerous to health, horse kean is just sweet smelling compost.

Not if you're on the way out to a swish do and stand in some....

[Stuart]

This is topical at the moment:

People, when they have parties, turning up the volume so that the whole neighbourhood knows their preference in music.

I hate being at such does. You have to shout to be heard.

To those that are going to do it around my suburb, I hope your speakers blow along with your eardrums.

Couldn't agree more. The only thing worse is when people do it WITHOUT having a party.

Ignorant, anti-social scumbags.

[thenodrog]

Couldn't agree more. The only thing worse is when people do it WITHOUT having a party.

Ignorant, anti-social scumbags.

Or in cars with sound turned up to the Max and the windows down. Tinnitus and hearing problems don't seem to enter their thick heads.

[CapeTownRover]

15 Pounds postage from One Rovers store :-) thats my Rant lol

[Al]

Keaning begging adverts on TV. There seem to be 2/3 every commercial break and now they are not just asking for money they are telling you how much they require you to give and tell you to set up a monthly DD.

Sorry but Brazilian donkeys are not my problem and we all know that any money given will not get to where it was meant anyway. Kean off and spend some money on birth control.

[cn174]

Keaning begging adverts on TV. There seem to be 2/3 every commercial break and now they are not just asking for money they are telling you how much they require you to give and tell you to set up a monthly DD.

Sorry but Brazilian donkeys are not my problem and we all know that any money given will not get to where it was meant anyway. Kean off and spend some money on birth control.

Ha, there's one at the moment and when I wasn't much paying attention I thought it said 'every day dogs are getting caught in fishing nets through no fault of their own, so we need your help.' Had to rewind sky to find out they said dolphins not dogs!

I once (apparently) seriously offended someone who worked in my office because I refused to buy a £2 wristband to help soldiers adopt an Afghanistani donkey!! She didn't actually talk to me ever after that. Shame.

[Tom]

Dog kean is wicked and can be dangerous to health, horse kean is just sweet smelling compost.

Dangerous for folk on motorbikes though

[broadsword]

Yes, some women seem to be in love with horses to such an extent that it's creepy. They must spend an absolute fortune on them.

[Steve Kean's Hypnotoad]

Yes, some women seem to be in love with horses to such an extent that it's creepy. They must spend an absolute fortune on them.

Dogs as well. To the point of kissing them, sleeping with them, giving them the family surname. I sometimes wonder if its to fill the kids void as it seems to be more of an obssession amongst childless women.

Not really rant material, each to their own and it doesn't bother me, just find it faintly ridiculous.

[ABBEY]

Yes, some women seem to be in love with horses to such an extent that it's creepy. They must spend an absolute fortune on them.

It's because they like 16 hands between their legs !

[Boner]

You never see a bloke riding a horse for "pleasure".

[Guest Norbert]

People who give their cars names. Yes that means you you Sebastian Vettel. And I've seen people put giant fake eyelashes over the headlights too. It is an inanimate object, a tool.

Stickers on bins, by which I mean those dog faces etc.rather than house numbers. It is an out door version of those toilet roll things.

Good to see Al is annoyed enough not to send money to help Bruno Riberio as well. He's had enough out of us already.

[broadsword]

Dogs as well. To the point of kissing them, sleeping with them, giving them the family surname.

... and create facebook profiles for them (seriously). And refer to them as "my boy".

[Al]

At least dogs appreciate you much more than the rest of the family that bear your name.

[thenodrog]

Keaning begging adverts on TV. There seem to be 2/3 every commercial break and now they are not just asking for money they are telling you how much they require you to give and tell you to set up a monthly DD.

Sorry but Brazilian donkeys are not my problem and we all know that any money given will not get to where it was meant anyway. Kean off and spend some money on birth control.

I am similarly impervious to begging scams. Cant tell you how many pens we have at our house from one flaky charity or another.

[thenodrog]

Dogs as well. To the point of kissing them, sleeping with them, giving them the family surname.

Dirty buggerz! Effin crackers those numpties who let their dogs sit on the furniture and even worse on the bed! I'm not being cruel cos I'd let mine do the same.... but only after I personally witness it using Andrex after a crap or sitting on one of the bidets washing it's arse. As for kissing the bugger or letting it lick my face, from what I witness now and again I may as well chew said sheet of used andrex!

At least dogs appreciate you much more than the rest of the family that bear your name.

Amazing that isn't it Al? I come home from work to the usual cursory nod or grunt from the kids and missus who can barely look away from the cooker / telly / ipad etc yet the dog always dashes over wagging it's tail in delight as if it's not seen me for a year! Man best friend and all that.

..... it still doesn't get to sit on a chair or lick my face mind!

[jim mk2]

Dogs as well. To the point of kissing them, sleeping with them, giving them the family surname. I sometimes wonder if its to fill the kids void as it seems to be more of an obssession amongst childless women.

Not really rant material, each to their own and it doesn't bother me, just find it faintly ridiculous.

Not ridiculous if you are old and lonely. Dogs are wonderful company and good friends.

And they don't let you down.

So here's a rant: people who dislike dogs and animals in general. Usually nasty vicious types.

People who give their cars names. Yes that means you you Sebastian Vettel. And I've seen people put giant fake eyelashes over the headlights too. It is an inanimate object, a tool.

y.

Car lovers in general, How anyone gets any pleasure out of motoring or owning a machine that pollutes the planet and is one of the causes of rising greenhouse gas emissions is a mystery.

And they cost a fortune to run - unless they're being subsidised by other taxpayers of course.

[Steve Kean's Hypnotoad]

Not ridiculous if you are old and lonely. Dogs are wonderful company and good friends.

And they don't let you down.

So here's a rant: people who dislike dogs and animals in general. Usually nasty vicious types.

I'm not anti-dogs, I just find it a bit ridiculous how some people act as if its their child or partner. A dog is a dog, it doesn't cry, it doesn't talk, there's no need to dress it up, it sheds hair, smells, licks its own backside and has extremely limited intelligence. You don't think its ridiculous that some people sleep cuddled up to them and make facebook profiles for them and the like?

Maybe if I cook my cat a steak dinner as it clearly knows its new years day I'll cease to be a nasty, vicious type.

[adopted scouser]

there's no need to dress it up, it sheds hair, smells, licks its own backside and has extremely limited intelligence.

People still like Jim

[jim mk2]

I'm not anti-dogs, I just find it a bit ridiculous how some people act as if its their child or partner. A dog is a dog, it doesn't cry, it doesn't talk, there's no need to dress it up, it sheds hair, smells, licks its own backside and has extremely limited intelligence. You don't think its ridiculous that some people sleep cuddled up to them and make facebook profiles for them and the like?

Maybe if I cook my cat a steak dinner as it clearly knows its new years day I'll cease to be a nasty, vicious type.

A dog is a dog: loyal, friendly, trustful, good company, good workers if need be and many of them very intelligent - in short, better than alot of human beings. I find your stance ridiculous to be honest.

So here's another rant: hypocritical people who say they're not "anti" dogs (or anything) and then proceed to say why they don't like them.

[AlvinStraight]

Dogs aren't called 'mans best friend' for no reason(Though I do draw the line at dressing them and treating them like living dolls, that's just pathetic)

I've met far more smelly, disgusting, un-hygienic, useless(and occasionally very dangerous) humans than I have dogs.