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[ABBEY]

A 14 year old has been arrested in blackburn too by counter terrorism officers !

I know which worries me more .

[otto man]

A 14 year old has been arrested in blackburn too by counter terrorism officers !

I know which worries me more .

That's just a prime example of indoctrination. How does the old saying go.. "Give me the boy until he's seven and I'll give you the man"?

Like it or not,you're living with the enemy and not only living with him but nurturing him. Time to wake up and smell the coffee, before it's too late.

[T J Hooker]

A 14 year old has been arrested in blackburn too by counter terrorism officers !

I know which worries me more .

more than what?(dare I ask!)

[ABBEY]

terrorism in blackburn worries me more than someone lighting themselves up on the cut.

[thenodrog]

Like it or not,you're living with the enemy and not only living with him but nurturing him. Time to wake up and smell the coffee, before it's too late.

The likes of Abbey and I and thousands like us around these parts have been inhaling coffee fumes for many years. It's the people who don't live around these parts and who don't see what we do on a daily basis but rather pontificate from distance who are the problem.

[T J Hooker]

Pathetic. You only see what you want to/need to so you can keep your prejudices burning.

[yoda]

provocative keaner

[thenodrog]

Pathetic. You only see what you want to/need to so you can keep your prejudices burning.

As opposed to keeping prisoners burning.

[T J Hooker]

provocative keener

I should take that as a complement coming from the sites number 1 @#/? stirrer.

whilst I'm on one, have you ever had an original thought of your own in your entire life?

[T J Hooker]

its bull####, this clique of ######### with their hate filled, insecurity and fear driven prejudices have finally taken over this side of the site

[thenodrog]

Don't criticise and insult then. Just debate.

[T J Hooker]

what debate

[yoda]

provocative keaner

I should take that as a complement coming from the sites number 1 @#/? stirrer.

whilst I'm on one, have you ever had an original thought of your own in your entire life?

what debate

I thought the post was original, do you know something the rest of us don't,

I also thought you were leaving !

That should be a good debate in itself.

[T J Hooker]

[thenodrog]

I would suggest that applies as much if not more to you than anybody TJ.

[T J Hooker]

It all started when our uber geek, Thenodrog, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly worried, Thenodrog slapped a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few unsatisfying minutes later, he realized that his beloved thimble containing steve keans dignity was missing! Immediately he called his lover, abby. Thenodrog had known abby for (plus or minus) 153 years, the majority of which were electric ones. abby was unique. She was charismatic though sometimes a little... stupid. Thenodrog called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

abby picked up to a very unctuous Thenodrog. abby calmly assured him that most legless puppies shudder before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually sassily panic *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Thenodrog. Why was abby trying to distract Thenodrog? Because she had snuck out from Thenodrog's with the thimble containing steve keans dignity only four days prior. It was a flamboyant little thimble containing steve keans dignity... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Thenodrog got back to the subject at hand: his thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby yawned. Relunctantly, abby invited him over, assuring him they'd find the thimble containing steve keans dignity. Thenodrog grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, abby realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the thimble containing steve keans dignity and she had to do it fearlessly. She figured that if Thenodrog took the amphibious vehicle, she had take at least eleven minutes before Thenodrog would get there. But if he took the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow? Then abby would be exceedingly screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, abby was interrupted by eight abrasive Yodas that were lured by her thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling relieved, she skillfully reached for her gerbil and aptly attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the lemur-infested moor, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow rolling up. It was Thenodrog.

----o0o----

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of ripened avocados, so he knew he was running late. With a deft leap, Thenodrog was out of the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow and went scandalously jaunting toward abby's front door. Meanwhile inside, abby was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the thimble containing steve keans dignity into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind her whale. abby was frustrated but at least the thimble containing steve keans dignity was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' abby earnestly purred. With a careful push, Thenodrog opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish spite-toting jerk in a wannabe go-fast Civic,' he lied. 'It's fine,' abby assured him. Thenodrog took a seat uncomfortably close to where abby had hidden the thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby grimaced trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Thenodrog was distracted. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, abby noticed a annoying look on Thenodrog's face. Thenodrog slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

abby felt a stabbing pain in her love handle when Thenodrog asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the thimble containing steve keans dignity right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on Thenodrog's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dull pencils from when she used to have pet 3-legged wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Thenodrog nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before abby could react, Thenodrog deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The thimble containing steve keans dignity was plainly in view.

Thenodrog stared at abby for what what must've been eight hours. Just as zero people expected abby groped indiscriminately in Thenodrog's direction, clearly desperate. Thenodrog grabbed the thimble containing steve keans dignity and bolted for the door. It was locked. abby let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Thenodrog,' she rebuked. abby always had been a little clueless, so Thenodrog knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before abby did something crazy, like... start chucking potatos at her or something. A few unsatisfying minutes later, he gripped his thimble containing steve keans dignity tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

abby looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Thenodrog. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Thenodrog. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. abby walked over to the window and looked down. Thenodrog was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, Thenodrog was struggling to make his way through the lemur-infested moor behind abby's place. Thenodrog had severely hurt his taint during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Yodas suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the thimble containing steve keans dignity. One by one they latched on to Thenodrog. Already weakened from his injury, Thenodrog yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Yodas running off with his thimble containing steve keans dignity.

About seven hours later, Thenodrog awoke, his taint throbbing. It was dark and Thenodrog did not know where he was. Deep in the inhospitable lemur-infested moor, Thenodrog was very lost. Absolutely thrilled, he remembered that his thimble containing steve keans dignity was taken by the Yodas. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a enlarged Yoda emerged from the imaginery desert. It was the alpha Yoda. Thenodrog opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Yoda sunk its teeth into Thenodrog's fingernail. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Thenodrog's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

Less than five miles away, abby was entombed by anguish over the loss of the thimble containing steve keans dignity. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened ninja star. With a hasty thrust, she buried it deeply into her love handle. As the room began to fade to black, she thought about Thenodrog... wishing she had found the courage to tell him that she loved him. But she would die alone that day. All that remained was the thimble containing steve keans dignity that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Yodas, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(

[Al]

I thought the post was original, do you know something the rest of us don't,

I also thought you were leaving !

That should be a good debate in itself.

TJ leaving? Please say it is true.

[otto man]

It all started when our uber geek, Thenodrog, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly worried, Thenodrog slapped a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few unsatisfying minutes later, he realized that his beloved thimble containing steve keans dignity was missing! Immediately he called his lover, abby. Thenodrog had known abby for (plus or minus) 153 years, the majority of which were electric ones. abby was unique. She was charismatic though sometimes a little... stupid. Thenodrog called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

abby picked up to a very unctuous Thenodrog. abby calmly assured him that most legless puppies shudder before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually sassily panic *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Thenodrog. Why was abby trying to distract Thenodrog? Because she had snuck out from Thenodrog's with the thimble containing steve keans dignity only four days prior. It was a flamboyant little thimble containing steve keans dignity... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Thenodrog got back to the subject at hand: his thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby yawned. Relunctantly, abby invited him over, assuring him they'd find the thimble containing steve keans dignity. Thenodrog grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, abby realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the thimble containing steve keans dignity and she had to do it fearlessly. She figured that if Thenodrog took the amphibious vehicle, she had take at least eleven minutes before Thenodrog would get there. But if he took the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow? Then abby would be exceedingly screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, abby was interrupted by eight abrasive Yodas that were lured by her thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling relieved, she skillfully reached for her gerbil and aptly attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the lemur-infested moor, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow rolling up. It was Thenodrog.

----o0o----

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of ripened avocados, so he knew he was running late. With a deft leap, Thenodrog was out of the trusty mobilty wheelbarrow and went scandalously jaunting toward abby's front door. Meanwhile inside, abby was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the thimble containing steve keans dignity into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind her whale. abby was frustrated but at least the thimble containing steve keans dignity was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' abby earnestly purred. With a careful push, Thenodrog opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish spite-toting jerk in a wannabe go-fast Civic,' he lied. 'It's fine,' abby assured him. Thenodrog took a seat uncomfortably close to where abby had hidden the thimble containing steve keans dignity. abby grimaced trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Thenodrog was distracted. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, abby noticed a annoying look on Thenodrog's face. Thenodrog slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

abby felt a stabbing pain in her love handle when Thenodrog asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the thimble containing steve keans dignity right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on Thenodrog's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dull pencils from when she used to have pet 3-legged wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Thenodrog nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before abby could react, Thenodrog deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The thimble containing steve keans dignity was plainly in view.

Thenodrog stared at abby for what what must've been eight hours. Just as zero people expected abby groped indiscriminately in Thenodrog's direction, clearly desperate. Thenodrog grabbed the thimble containing steve keans dignity and bolted for the door. It was locked. abby let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Thenodrog,' she rebuked. abby always had been a little clueless, so Thenodrog knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before abby did something crazy, like... start chucking potatos at her or something. A few unsatisfying minutes later, he gripped his thimble containing steve keans dignity tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

abby looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Thenodrog. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Thenodrog. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. abby walked over to the window and looked down. Thenodrog was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, Thenodrog was struggling to make his way through the lemur-infested moor behind abby's place. Thenodrog had severely hurt his taint during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Yodas suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the thimble containing steve keans dignity. One by one they latched on to Thenodrog. Already weakened from his injury, Thenodrog yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Yodas running off with his thimble containing steve keans dignity.

About seven hours later, Thenodrog awoke, his taint throbbing. It was dark and Thenodrog did not know where he was. Deep in the inhospitable lemur-infested moor, Thenodrog was very lost. Absolutely thrilled, he remembered that his thimble containing steve keans dignity was taken by the Yodas. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a enlarged Yoda emerged from the imaginery desert. It was the alpha Yoda. Thenodrog opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Yoda sunk its teeth into Thenodrog's fingernail. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Thenodrog's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

Less than five miles away, abby was entombed by anguish over the loss of the thimble containing steve keans dignity. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened ninja star. With a hasty thrust, she buried it deeply into her love handle. As the room began to fade to black, she thought about Thenodrog... wishing she had found the courage to tell him that she loved him. But she would die alone that day. All that remained was the thimble containing steve keans dignity that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Yodas, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(

Too much Easter "sauce" Dave?

[T J Hooker]

It all started when our cliche, protagonistic figure, Alf, woke up in a swamp. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely frustrated, Alf backhanded a banana, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he realized that his beloved potrait of TJ was missing! Immediately he called his so-called friend, Thenogrog. Alf had known Thenogrog for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were striking ones. Thenogrog was unique. He was well scrubbed but still sometimes a little... funny-smelling. Alf called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Thenogrog picked up a very mad Alf. Thenogrog calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies cringe before mating, yet albino cats usually exotically yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Alf. Why was Thenogrog trying to distract Alf? Because he had snuck out from Alf's with the potrait of his beloved TJ only seven days prior. It was a saucy little potrait of his beloved TJ... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Alf got back to the subject at hand: his potrait of his beloved TJ. Thenogrog yawned. Relunctantly, Thenogrog invited him over, assuring him they'd find the potrait of his beloved TJ. Alf grabbed his time machine and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Thenogrog realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the potrait of his beloved TJ and he had to do it aggressively. He figured that if Alf took the deliciously practical 4-door, he had take at least nine minutes before Alf would get there. But if he took the pink 2 seater mobilty scooter? Then Thenogrog would be really screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Thenogrog was interrupted by eleven oafish scabby yodass that were lured by his potrait of his beloved TJ. Thenogrog sighed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling frustrated, he carefully reached for his ripened avocado and skillfully hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the fanstic pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the pink 2 seater mobilty scooter rolling up. It was Alf.

----o0o----

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Jim's House of Wings to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so he knew he was running late. With a inept leap, Alf was out of the pink 2 seater mobilty scooter and went scandalously jaunting toward Thenogrog's front door. Meanwhile inside, Thenogrog was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the potrait of his beloved TJ into a box of dangerous oil-soaked rags and then slid the box behind his whale. Thenogrog was concerned but at least the potrait of his beloved TJ was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Thenogrog earnestly purred. With a mighty push, Alf opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some stupid rationality-deprived retard in a hippie-pleasing hybrid vehicle,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Thenogrog assured him. Alf took a seat conveniently far from where Thenogrog had hidden the potrait of his beloved TJ. Thenogrog sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Alf was distracted. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, Thenogrog noticed a annoying look on Alf's face. Alf slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Thenogrog felt a stabbing pain in his kidney when Alf asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the potrait of his beloved TJ right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A funny-smelling look started to form on Alf's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ninja stars from when she used to have pet man-eating capybaras. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Alf nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Thenogrog could react, Alf fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The potrait of his beloved TJ was plainly in view.

Alf stared at Thenogrog for what what must've been nine days. Before the all-seeing eyes of a perpetually displeased diety, Thenogrog groped exotically in Alf's direction, clearly desperate. Alf grabbed the potrait of his beloved TJ and bolted for the door. It was locked. Thenogrog let out a flamboyant chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Alf,' he rebuked. Thenogrog always had been a little insensitive, so Alf knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Thenogrog did something crazy, like... start chucking bananas at him or something. Happy as a frickin' monkey, he gripped his potrait of his beloved TJ tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Thenogrog looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Alf. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Alf. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Thenogrog walked over to the window and looked down. Alf was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, Alf was struggling to make his way through the bush behind Thenogrog's place. Alf had severely hurt his taint during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral scabby yodass suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the potrait of his beloved TJ. One by one they latched on to Alf. Already weakened from his injury, Alf yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of scabby yodass running off with his potrait of his beloved TJ.

But then God came down with His easygoing smile and restored Alf's potrait of his beloved TJ. Feeling pleased, God smote the scabby yodass for their injustice. Then He got in His deliciously practical 4-door and sped away with the fortitude of 20 legless puppies running from a misshapen pack of disease-carrying chipmunks. Alf skipped with joy when he saw this. His potrait of his beloved TJ was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes his favorite TV show, top gear, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When Indonesian devil cats meet malaria'). Alf was overjoyed. And so, everyone except Thenogrog and a few contraceptive-toting South American hissing sloths lived blissfully happy, forever after.

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just having a wee break from the gardening on my day off, I made a list of the 5 saddest ways to amuse myself and this was number 1.

ive no idea where people get of on here calling ME an attention seeker sometimes!!!

[ABBEY]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASNT A COPY N PASTE JOB WITH THE ODD WORD CHANGED .YAWN.

[Biddy]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASNT A COPY N PASTE JOB WITH THE ODD WORD CHANGED .YAWN.

would have been funny if it hadn't just been automatically generated from some website.

Sorry, no it wouldn't

[ABBEY]

Exactly( sarcasm missed Biddy hahaahahaha)...cue BJ claiming innocence and bullying.

[Biddy]

Exactly( sarcasm missed Biddy hahaahahaha)...cue BJ claiming innocence and bullying.

Lol, you missed my sarcasm. I was agreeing with you (hence why I removed the posts).

[ABBEY]

double sarcasm haha

Should have left the posts to show him for his real him.

[T J Hooker]

Lol, you missed my sarcasm. I was agreeing with you (hence why I removed the posts).

lol!

wowzer, thats what it takes for admin to take action, It's bizarre what is and isn't aloud on here these days talk abaaat double standards.

I was only being daft though and killing a few minutes, hardly forum crime of the century.

I will get over this injustice , I'm sure

any how, breaking news!!!! I didn't waste my entire afternoon off work, just walked down to collect my tkts for tomorrow night, yipeeeeeeeeee