[Archived] Just for fun, as it is summer!

[1arC]

As it is close season and particularly as we have had a few stresses on here lately, I thought I would lighten the mood. Contributions are required and I am looking for funny footballers names. The idea came about after seeing an episode of the chase. For anyone who hasn't seen it, one of the answers to a questions was Fanny Schmeller, I think she was a German swimmer. I implore everyone to take a look on You Tube, as it is side splitting funny.

Anyway, here goes with my list.

Danny Shitu, Jullian Dicks, Brian Pinas, David Seaman, Peter Shirtliffe, Rafael Minge. I am sure there are lots out there so do your best.

[tomphil]

Stefan Kuntz

[1arC]

Sorry I spelled the surname wrong, it is Fanny Chmelar

[T J Hooker]

Leon Best

(challenger for most ironic name)

and who can forget(as much as we'd like to) David Goodwillie

[Hanks]

Alan Dicks ex Bristol and Fulham manager, he didn't have a chance at either club when the results stated to go bad and the crowd imploring his removal, Dicks out was a popular chant

[donnermeat]

Dunga?

[yoda]

Wayne Kerr,

ex Oldham rugby player,

On a par with naming a boy Sue is that one

[Lancs Rover]

As it is close season and particularly as we have had a few stresses on here lately, I thought I would lighten the mood. Contributions are required and I am looking for funny footballers names. The idea came about after seeing an episode of the chase. For anyone who hasn't seen it, one of the answers to a questions was Fanny Schmeller, I think she was a German swimmer. I implore everyone to take a look on You Tube, as it is side splitting funny.

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Anyway, here goes with my list.

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Danny Shitu, Jullian Dicks, Brian Pinas, David Seaman, Peter Shirtliffe, Rafael Minge. I am sure there are lots out there so do your best.

Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy.

How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl

[perthblue02]

Dickie Guy ,best remembered for keeping the Dingles out at turf moor in 1975 when non league Wimbledon beat them, name always amused me

Anil Koc signed for Charlton I think at one stage

[K-Hod]

Rod Fanni

[yoda]

Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy.

How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl

Bluest barnyards

[1arC]

Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy.

How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl

Yeah I like the anagram idea. Anyone checked the chase episode yet? The Mrs has just had a look and had tears rolling down her face. It is extremely funny.

[arbitro]

Not so much his name but his nickname. Fitz Hall was known as One Size. Similarly the RU player Billy Twelvetrees is known as 36.

[blueboy3333]

Rod Fanni

it's almost like an instruction. Typical French

[1arC]

Not so much his name but his nickname. Fitz Hall was known as One Size. Similarly the RU player Billy Twelvetrees is known as 36.

Similar that to the Rugby league player Martin (Charriots) Offiah!

[1arC]

Apparently the nickname for the New Zealand Basketball team is the Tall Blacks!

[den]

Yeah I like the anagram idea. Anyone checked the chase episode yet? The Mrs has just had a look and had tears rolling down her face. It is extremely funny.

[1arC]

Cheers Den, that's pure class!

[Mike E]

Mario Turdo was a decent chuckle.

An anagram of Blackburn Rovers that matches Abbey: Braver Bronc Sulk

[T J Hooker]

Quim.

[ABBEY]

No 17 ... TJ takes a selfie

[McClarky]

Raphael Sheidt. Russia always seem to have someone who sounds like Jerk Off, must be a common name over there.

[1arC]

Some of these are not reminding me of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore alias Derek and Clive and the Horse racing commentary. Very funny at the time.

[Mercer]

^{Once came across a rather officious old school type by the name of Richard Warmer.}

^{Circulated an official note signed by 'Dick Warmer'.}

[den]

Some of these are not reminding me of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore alias Derek and Clive and the Horse racing commentary. Very funny at the time.

That's on YouTube as well. Better not to put that on here.