[Archived] The Inspiration For Our Portuguese Signings?

[broadsword]

http://m.sportskeeda.com/football/carlos-henrique-kaiser-the-story-of-footballs-greatest-conman

[T J Hooker]

there's definitely the story for a funny movie in there

[pk1875]

I'm surprised his dad never went on TV all tearful, telling all about a tackle he once made. Not the last to steal a living out of football

[1arC]

A striker who never scored, no one will ever believe that will they? As for all them injuries, I can think of a recent player that could have been too.

[davulsukur]

That is a class story. I'm inspired.

[Salgado Is Still A Hero]

Hero

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Thirty appearances over a twenty year career!!

[LDRover]

there's definitely the story for a funny movie in there

I'd say Chris Brown is a shoo in for the lead role. Got film experience and would be easy to get into character as a non scoring striker.

[blueboy3333]

Great story, especially the bit about him kicking all the balls into the crowd during a training session so he wouldn't get rumbled!

[AllRoverAsia]

If ''Carlos Henrique 'Kaiser' NeverKickball'' had shown up at Ewood around mid December 2010 he could have landed himself a 4 year + contract on a fat salary. No requirement to kick balls into the crowd, just show up sometimes at Brockhall and sit on the bench if asked nicely.

[Hanks]

If ''Carlos Henrique 'Kaiser' NeverKickball'' had shown up at Ewood around mid December 2010 he could have landed himself a 4 year + contract on a fat salary. No requirement to kick balls into the crowd, just show up sometimes at Brockhall and sit on the bench if asked nicely.

Our version didn't sign until August 2011!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_de_Paula_Ribeiro_Ingr%C3%A1cia

I was quite shocked that when Bruno eventually played he didn't look too bad

[all you need is duff]

It is shocking the amount of players we have signed since 2011 who either never played a single minute no matter what the injury crisis or would have a couple of average games (no worse than a lot of our regular starters) then never be picked again. It really should be investigated.

[Athlete]

It is shocking the amount of players we have signed since 2011 who either never played a single minute no matter what the injury crisis or would have a couple of average games (no worse than a lot of our regular starters) then never be picked again. It really should be investigated.

So should the people in and around the club from Zurich to Merseyside or wherever

[1arC]

Our version didn't sign until August 2011!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_de_Paula_Ribeiro_Ingr%C3%A1cia

I was quite shocked that when Bruno eventually played he didn't look too bad

He was Myles better than another played we signed who could have been a late developer, but never stated a game. He was on £40,000 per week and came as part of a deal with his mother, who was the highest paid tea lady in the history of the game. The offer was bring in the tea lady and -her-son for a combined £50,000 per week!