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[ABBEY]

Just me or would anybody else like to just punch this Tim Peake in the gut?

They went to all that expense to throw Major gingernads to earth from space, which clown snuck him a parachute, I thought it was an international experiment to find the most satisfying way to dispose of gingers.

You really are a nasty person

[Pedro]

You really are a nasty person

Very ironic for a man who wants to hang toddlers.

[ABBEY]

More brfcs word twisting

[T J Hooker]

Very ironic for a man who wants to hang toddlers.

im not even going to ask

(he does have a very selective sense of humour does wee abs)

I must clarify though its only the males of the species gingeria that must go, Red haired women are soooo my thang(I even find it hard to detest Rebekah Brooks) i find it irresistibly smokin hot

[K-Hod]

More brfcs word twisting

Sure Pedro can speak for himself, but I can only guess he's referring to when there were infant IS recruits and you suggested they should be hung? That's the only possible occasion I can think of. I don't believe for one minute you believe in that across the board.

[Pedro]

Sure Pedro can speak for himself, but I can only guess he's referring to when there were infant IS recruits and you suggested should be hung? That's the only possible occasion I can think of. I don't believe for one minute you believe in that across the board.

That's the one, no word twisting involved either. Truthfully, I'm only saying it in pure jest Abbey (to make light of this online playground) but I do feel that those with strong opinions and live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones ☺. It sprang to mind when people were whinging about Stokes' extreme views, when there is the pure irony of people on here promoting blanket bombing campaigns in the middle east. It's as subtle as firing a shotgun at a wasp.

[ABBEY]

Post office at brinscall apperently robbed at knifepoint today ... Utter scum

[Audax]

Shooting at a movie theater in Germany.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36610068

I've only heard of the gunman being shot dead.

[Stuart]

Man Who Tried To Murder Pregnant Partner Jailed

http://news.sky.com/story/1716500/man-who-tried-to-murder-pregnant-partner-jailed

Anyone prepared to describe the mother as a bigoted, one-eyed, racist? She now has a brain damaged grandchild but will probably me more upset that the child is of "mixed race".

[Tom]

Of course she is Stuart, horrible scum - although I read mother as in mother of baby at first so was quite confused

[T J Hooker]

Now if the eu allowed these http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 to be open around here i may have voted differently(and amarillo would be a hardcore caffeine addict within a week)

[Norbert Rassragr]

Hope the women are insured and/or protected against any spillages (from the coffee).

[T J Hooker]

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/5-foot-long-crocodile-terri

fies-locals-after-it-was-spotted-near-to-the-river-thames/ar-AAhLi8Q?li=BBoPWjQ

I dont think it is actually a croc, just a trick of the eye, but even so, if it was a 5ft croc Would people really be "terrified" (unless maybe it was within a few meters of them) southern wimps.

[K-Hod]

Haven't you seen their teeth TJ? They'd make mincemeat of you fairly sharpish!

[T J Hooker]

only if they got hold of you, I'm not saying they're not dangerous, I'm just saying i wouldn't be terrified if i saw one, unless it had me cornered or something, but even then id fancy my chances of escaping tbh(have you never seen roger moore in "live and let die" )

edit was looking for that clip from live and let die and bloooody hell i found this

I never realised they used actual live alligators!

[perthblue02]

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/5-foot-long-crocodile-terri

fies-locals-after-it-was-spotted-near-to-the-river-thames/ar-AAhLi8Q?li=BBoPWjQ

I dont think it is actually a croc, just a trick of the eye, but even so, if it was a 5ft croc Would people really be "terrified" (unless maybe it was within a few meters of them) southern wimps.

Think they (somebody to do with the River Thames) have said it is rope

[T J Hooker]

Haven't you seen their teeth TJ? They'd make mincemeat of you fairly sharpish!

as you mention sharp teeth! I fed my dogs a couple of large raw salmon heads the other day, I never realised what a serious set of teeth salmon had!

[yoda]

What was happening just off J5 M65 last night around 7:30/8:00pm, road back down to lower Darwen blocked off with police cars, police helicopter overhead, police cars on the M65 bridges etc

[arbitro]

What was happening just off J5 M65 last night around 7:30/8:00pm, road back down to lower Darwen blocked off with police cars, police helicopter overhead, police cars on the M65 bridges etc

Could it have been this?

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14585245.Police_helicopter_searches_for_driver_who_fled_scene_of_crash_in_Blackburn/

[yoda]

Could it have been this?

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14585245.Police_helicopter_searches_for_driver_who_fled_scene_of_crash_in_Blackburn/

That looks like it yes, cheers

[Audax]

Shooting outside of Arizona Courthouse.

http://m.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/2-women-killed-in-Arizona-courthouse-shooting-8331248.php

2 dead, child custody case. Where were the concealed weapons to stop this? This looks a bit like these were native Americans as well.

[T J Hooker]

Only two dead, doesn't that technically class as good news in America?

[ABBEY]

Only two dead, doesn't that technically class as good news in America?

your sick .

[T J Hooker]

Why?

[T J Hooker]

Why the hell as my post deleted? just because my stalker abby couldnt understand my point but still felt the need to jump in and make a stupid comment, and you're pandring to that kind of idiocy.