[Archived] Transfer Talk Part 3

[patrickvalery]

I could do better, to be honest.

I'd believe you but that looked like a fake smiley to me.

[Pedro]

Always thought Cheryl Cole was overrated. I mean, objectively she is attractive but she has dead eyes and a smile as fake as her singing.

She was much better when she used to eat.

[roverandout]

There's more chance of Jessica beil ringing my doorbell and ringing my doorbell

[ABBEY]

Always thought Cheryl Cole was overrated. I mean, objectively she is attractive but she has dead eyes and a smile as fake as her singing.

l

Like throwing a sausage in a wind tunnel

[patrickvalery]

That's a telling 'I' there Abbey. But good for you mate.

[Mike E]

I think we can all do better than a Geordie chav who felt the need to beat up a toilet attendant...

[ABBEY]

Pmsl ha bloody fat fingers on phone ha .. I shall leave the typo there just for you dude

[patrickvalery]

Speak for yourself Mike. And to be fair to the girl I shouldn't have kept looking under the cubicle.

[Gav]

God I feel old, WTF are you lot on about?

And how can the oldest swinger in town Abbey be joining in????

[ABBEY]

Your as old as you feel owd Gav

I'm still 20 !!

[yoda]

God I feel old, WTF are you lot on about?

And how can the oldest swinger in town Abbey be joining in????

You are only as old as you feel Gav

My vote is Cheri Lunghi, she could double up as the manager as well

ps

That is twice tonight someone has posted seconds before me!

must try harder lol

nice one ABBEY

[ABBEY]

We need the new girl on dragons den as communication officer .. I'd believe anything she tells me

[roverandout]

Your as old as you feel owd Gav

I'm still 20 !!

What was her name?

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

It's not a pretty lady but at least the last page of this depressing thread has put a smile on my face!

....Oh and definitely the viagra bird of toppers over cole-thingy.

[ABBEY]

What was her name?

Anything you want it to be

[Jock]

Cheryl Whatshername always looked like she'd be a little hairy monkey if she wasn't waxed to within an inch of her life. Bet she's kicking out a reet pong.

[tomphil]

Cheryl doesn't like sausage though. It's not just her smile that's fake

[ABBEY]

Too much for me .. Coco and bedtime ha

[yoda]

Too much for me .. Coco and bedtime ha

Coco,

poor choice there ABBEY

[bluebruce]

The clown?

Congrats Yoda. Your hard work paid off and you beat me by seconds

[ABBEY]

Oh not to kean on Horlicks haha

[skous18]

Any news about Kim ? Is he training with the squad?

[yoda]

Any news about Kim ? Is he training with the squad?

Hey this is now the slapper thread,

is Kim one ?

[ABBEY]

Kim basinger

[patrickvalery]

Hey this is now the slapper thread,

is Kim one ?

I believe so.

He likes to play in the hole.