[Archived] Gift For A Burnley Fan ;)

[mb27]

OK folks, got a Burnley fan in the Secret Santa at work.

Any hilarous football related suggestions under a tenner?

Thanks in advance!

[3rdpillar]

6 finger gloves, what else!

[T J Hooker]

Just @#/? in a parcel, @#/? him.

[AllRoverAsia]

A photo of David Dunn scoring v Dingles

[Mike Graham]

1. Photo of Shearer with the Premiership trophy at Anfield.

2. A nice young sheep and a slab of lard.

3. A guide to writing up your family tree.

4. A dinner date with Abbey and Gav.

A photo of David Dunn scoring v Dingles

I have the ball signed by Dunny

[AllRoverAsia]

I was going for a blow up sheep and KY

[Mike Graham]

I was going for a blow up sheep and KY

See above. Lard is cheaper.

[AllRoverAsia]

See above. Lard is cheaper.

and some mild sedative - for the blow up sheep otherwise it'll be traumatised

[perthblue02]

Here you go and 6 quid still in your pocket

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dueling-Banjos-Original-Soundtrack-Deliverance/dp/B000002KEL

[Tango]

Somebody I know told me of a secret Santa they had at work where somebody got a marrow, a condom and a tub of vaseline - as an alternative to the inflatable sheep suggestion!

[mb27]

Thanks chaps - like these - keep 'em coming!

[JC4LAB]

A Dingle dangle scarecrow...song cd or book...a penny on amazon..