[Archived] Rhodes To Boro

[BlueMonday]

What if the ink's run out?

"That was our only pen. There'll be no Rhodes this season."

Ink, Ink! We need ink for the quill pen. Someone pluck that goose FFS!!

[Blue Cabbage]

What if the ink's run out?

"That was our only pen. There'll be no Rhodes this season."

Rumours are that he challenged Bic's 13p rule and is waiting to get one under 10

[yoda]

Rumours are that he challenged Bic's 13p rule and is waiting to get one under 10

FFS, is there no Tesco in Boro

PRICE MATCH, PRICE MATCH

[yoda's brother]

We were a pretty good shout to go down earlier on this season and that was with Rhodes in the team. At least we've given ourselves a chance now.

to go down ?

[4000Holes]

Lets hope Gibsons pen works

Why? Is Gisons pen and our Fax machine related?

[BlueMonday]

Just alluding to the fact Gibson might be acting up to even a score.

All in jest.

[davulsukur]

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jordan-rhodes-striker-arrives-rockliffe-10821404

Looks thrilled to be arriving

[the original david brent]

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jordan-rhodes-striker-arrives-rockliffe-10821404

Looks thrilled to be arriving

Looks like has had about 10 pints on an ale trip comprising of skipton, ripon, thirsk and yarm on this mysterious 9 hour journey!

[BlueMonday]

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jordan-rhodes-striker-arrives-rockliffe-10821404

Looks thrilled to be arriving

Diversion at BlubberHouses has gone for him. He'll need 40 winks before he can even think about signing.

[davulsukur]

Looks like has had about 10 pints on an ale trip comprising of skipton, ripon, thirsk and yarm on this mysterious 9 hour journey!

Possibly still reeling from the bollocking Lambert dished out this morning?

[Reedy You're A Star]

He's in a cheese coma after going the Wensleydale factory at Hawes. Can't blame the lad really.

[yoda]

Looks like has had about 10 pints on an ale trip comprising of skipton, ripon, thirsk and yarm on this mysterious 9 hour journey!

I bet they have been stopping and asking people for directions,

"Middlesbrough mate, not sure try second left then straight on, we know where Tommy Ball's is though"

[koi]

Well I have the same car and I find the Sat Nav to be very good. They're pulling our collective plonkers.

[BlueMonday]

He's in a cheese coma after going the Wensleydale factory at Hawes. Can't blame the lad really.

More cheeese Gromit?

[VinjayV4]

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jordan-rhodes-striker-arrives-rockliffe-10821404

Looks thrilled to be arriving

Yes they must have thought he would be over the moon at entering their "plush training complex".

[Baz]

Makes you wonder if he's been holed up with his agent waiting for another club to enter the bidding.

[Claytons Left Boot]

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jordan-rhodes-striker-arrives-rockliffe-10821404

Looks thrilled to be arriving

Think they had the car window open and a million particles of that chemically induced 'fresh' Middlesbrough air drifted in.

[VinjayV4]

BBC's Ian Dennis saying its been signed.

[chaddyrovers]

Ian DennisVerified account ‏@Iandennisbbc 2m2 minutes ago

Jordan Rhodes transfer agreement now signed for his move from Blackburn Rovers to Middlesbrough #bbcfootball

[VinjayV4]

Ian DennisVerified account ‏@Iandennisbbc 2m2 minutes ago

Jordan Rhodes transfer agreement now signed for his move from Blackburn Rovers to Middlesbrough #bbcfootball

Me first me first!

[mhead]

Twitter feed from Shelfie

"This morning really helped Rovers to sell Rhodsey.... went to Brockhall and lent him my In Car GPS"

"Can I put it on my Monthly Expenses"

[Reedy You're A Star]

indykaila News ‏@indykaila 1m

1 minute ago

Jordan Rhodes has signed for Middlesbrough

[Stuart]

Me first me first!

Technically Craigman was first (over on the transfer thread).

[yoda]

Me first me first!

except it was posted in the transfer thread about 3 minutes ago

[VinjayV4]

Technically Craigman was first (over on the transfer thread).

Awwww damn!