[Archived] Venkys Summon Rovers Staff Member To India....

[1arC]

The Rovers official turned up, to be told he had to take a pussy cat to London to visit the queen. He enquired me ow?

[mhead]

VENKY'S START ROVERS RE-STRUCTURING: Appointment Of Club Cat

[A cup of beans]

Paris in a Rovers shirt will get me through the evening.

It's easy to make Paris, Venkys, pussy and c.ock jokes, I am resisting. 😅

[tomphil]

The cat came to Blackburn on a stealth mission to eat that pesky pitch invading chicken and save it's bosses further embarrassment. Whilst here the cat decided to stay and sort out team matters as it was sick of being booted across Pune Farm Towers kitchen every time a Rovers result came through.

Did the cat do a good job and select a good new boss or did curiosity kill it ?

Tune in next week to find out.

[ABBEY]

Does it prove the owd hag is a dingle with cats whiskers

[perthblue02]

Wonder if the cat ever met the invisible dog?

[Iceman]

I'm soon going to High Fiver Chaddy

Venkys Out, or I'm Out!

[AllRoverAsia]

Cats Arse Trophy

Best I can do. You have to say it quick.

Awarded each year at a chicken slaughterhouse attended voluntarily by 75,000 employees, during their lunch hour, to those who have fooked overs Rovers the most:

Recent winners include:

Coco the Clown

Shabby Singer

A Dancer

Fat Git with Glasses looks like Steve Pemberton on a good day.

EDIT: Owd Fat Slag keeps the award on her mantelpiece but sometimes lets Ballsup B use it as a sex toy. That's an unconfirmed nasty rumour.....imo.......

[G Somerset Rover]

If you don't laugh at stories like this then you'll cry. They're bloody bonkers - the lot of 'em.

[BlueMonday]

Apparently the The Ewood employee, was given the cat and told, take this back and put it among the pigeons.

And its been chaos ever since.