[Archived] If Burnlee Win The Premiership I Will.......

[Mike Graham]

If Burnlee win the Premiership I will.....

.....eat a bowl of dog food live on the telly.

[A cup of beans]

Non starter

[Mike Graham]

....have a naked public mud wrestling competition with Gav.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

Give up alcohol, sex and renounce football, extract all of my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers and take up residence in the highest altitude Tibetan monastery.

[A cup of beans]

....have a naked public mud wrestling competition with Gav.

Breakfast has gone in the bin, now.

I'd get married on the Burnley pitch, bedecked in Claret and Blue.

There's probably as much chance of me getting married as that lot winning the Prem.

[JBiz]

Go for a candlelit meal with Al, Stuart and Abbey.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

Go for a candlelit meal with Al, Stuart and Abbey.

Jesus Christ, nothing can ever be bad enough for that.

[tomphil]

I'd buy a clarets shirt off Andy Payton on a street corner and give my new ironing board to George Oghani on live tv on Burnley town hall steps.

[Tardyrover]

Present 'match of the day' in Gaby Logan's underwear! :-)

[Al]

Go for a candlelit meal with Al, Stuart and Abbey.

There's more chance of Burnley winning the Premier League than me having a candlelit dinner with you sunshine.

Present 'match of the day' in Gaby Logan's underwear! :-)

In Gabby Logan's underwear? That's a pleasant thought!

Even at my age!

[Proudtobeblue&white]

Present 'match of the day' in Gaby Logan's underwear! :-)

Just a sniff would be enough?

[davulsukur]

........Cry.

[Proudtobeblue&white]

Well, let's stop messing with Gaby's gusset, it ain't going to happen, a la Leicester, if it got close I will be cycling to Pune to take them out!

[Hasta]

... buy Steve Kean a pint and shake his hand.

[BlueMonday]

Never going to happen, get a grip.

[tomphil]

... buy Steve Kean a pint and shake his hand.

There are some levels no man should ever stoop to !

[Husky]

.. start supporting PNE the nearest big city club.

[gumboots]

Have to pull my son in law down off cloud 9. He's already floating somewhere off the ground because they got promoted.

[JBiz]

There's more chance of Burnley winning the Premier League than me having a candlelit dinner with you sunshine.

That's the point Al!

[Norbert Rassragr]

Chop up the Raos with a machete and and sell them to Jerome Anderson as venison who has been given the Mason Verger treatment.

[K-Hod]

Probably castrate myself.

[onlyonejackwalker]

Castrate khod.

Burnley won't win the PL. They won't finish above Leicester.

[Amo]

Probably castrate myself.

You don't have the balls.

[Jock]

I will doff my cap to them,

Then 5hit in it and eat it.

[mhead]

Go to Bookies and collect 450,000 and buy 1,800 Rovers Season-tickets.Promise.