[Archived] Rovers V Norwich City

[oldjamfan1]

  On 08/08/2016 at 22:18, Ribble Rover said:

sounds like a bloke mate, have you checked there's no meat and two veg down there on't sly......

I've checked mate but sly isn't really my style lol

[Ribble Rover]

  On 08/08/2016 at 22:27, oldjamfan1 said:

I've checked mate but sly isn't really my style lol

I meant from her/him on't sly....like that film in the nineties when they get down to a bit and there's a feckin todger there.....Crying Game is it?

[blueboy3333]

  On 08/08/2016 at 21:19, oldjamfan1 said:

Romance update - she loves cricket!!

This is looking promising chaps I tell thee!

I hope you get to pitch your googley in her rough. Maybe even invite a 3rd man round to spice things up.

*Apologies in advance for the above if you happen to fall in love with her*

[Ribble Rover]

Not to mention the crease......

[blueboy3333]

I hear she has a fine leg.

T'other one's a bit gammy.

[onlyonejackwalker]

  On 08/08/2016 at 22:27, oldjamfan1 said:

I've checked mate but sly isn't really my style lol

You only met her Saturday, but have checked already? Sorry to break this to you but so have half the Blackburn End! Ditch her asap, focus on the footy. It could get messy.

[old darwen blue]

  On 08/08/2016 at 22:27, oldjamfan1 said:

I've checked mate but sly isn't really my style lol

You can take the lad out of Darren........

[arbitro]

  On 08/08/2016 at 21:19, oldjamfan1 said:

Romance update - she loves cricket!!

This is looking promising chaps I tell thee!

Are you sure you haven't just had a nice dream Andy?

[Give 'Em the Axe]

Jaysis, at this rate Oldjamfan will be ditching The Jam records and gettin' all smoochy-woochy with The Style Council.

[47er]

  On 08/08/2016 at 21:31, Jock said:

It's looking good mate. If she likes chips and gravy she's a keeper.

And boy do we need a keeper!

[oldjamfan1]

  On 09/08/2016 at 07:15, Give 'Em the Axe said:

Jaysis, at this rate Oldjamfan will be ditching The Jam records and gettin' all smoochy-woochy with The Style Council.

Too far mate lol

[BigUts]

  On 08/08/2016 at 22:29, Ribble Rover said:

I meant from her/him on't sly....like that film in the nineties when they get down to a bit and there's a feckin todger there.....Crying Game is it?

Got caught with that film once. Went to a mates house for a few beers, and he says "Check out this film; there's an amazing a sex scene it..." 30 seconds in, out comes the sausage.

FAIL.

[Al]

  On 08/08/2016 at 20:08, bazza said:

I thought you were a Riversider, Al. When did you move to the JW upper?

I have moved seats slightly from 24/165 to 23/146. It's a better view of the pitch and the tunnel.

The only problem is that the Darwen End gantry on the Riverside blocks my view of the score and the time etc.

And I can now see the screen but cannot make out what is on it.

On Saturday I could see all the sh1t that was on the pitch, though; especially 1st half.

I was but I used to sit next to my Dad who liked the Riverside. When he died I moved to the Jack Walker Upper. It's not much more expensive, a good view, less draughty and a lot more comfortable. The seat next to me has become free this season. If your seat in the Riverside has become compromised I suggest you move across. I've never regretted it

[LDRover]

  On 08/08/2016 at 21:19, oldjamfan1 said:

Romance update - she loves cricket!!

This is looking promising chaps I tell thee!

She's probably thinking about your middle stump right now.

[BigUts]

I bet she loves a googley!![sp?]

[1arC]

  On 08/08/2016 at 21:19, oldjamfan1 said:

Romance update - she loves cricket!!

This is looking promising chaps I tell thee!

Could we have our first BRFCS wedding? Don't forget the invites, I love a bit of wedding cake.

[tomphil]

Stag do at Wigan away ? Might boost the numbers

[Al]

  On 09/08/2016 at 17:35, 1arC said:

Could we have our first BRFCS wedding? Don't forget the invites, I love a bit of wedding cake.

Can't be the first Gav and Debs beat them to it I believe.

[1arC]

  On 09/08/2016 at 17:58, Al said:

Can't be the first Gav and Debs beat them to it I believe.

Sorry, obviously behind times there.

[J*B]

  On 09/08/2016 at 17:58, Al said:

Can't be the first Gav and Debs beat them to it I believe.

Ah, happier times.

[oldjamfan1]

  On 09/08/2016 at 17:35, 1arC said:

Could we have our first BRFCS wedding? Don't forget the invites, I love a bit of wedding cake.

My divorce cost me a quarter of a million quid mate so no is the simple answer to that one lol.

She does seem a decent sort though, to be fair.

[Mike E]

  On 09/08/2016 at 20:55, oldjamfan1 said:

My divorce cost me a quarter of a million quid mate so no is the simple answer to that one lol.

She does seem a decent sort though, to be fair.

Can I marry you?

[broadsword]

Quarter of a mill!

Ouch

[Mike Graham]

  On 09/08/2016 at 20:57, broadsword said:

Quarter of a mill!

Ouch

price of a terraced house in Darwen.

[Jock]

  On 09/08/2016 at 20:55, oldjamfan1 said:

My divorce cost me a quarter of a million quid mate so no is the simple answer to that one lol.

She does seem a decent sort though, to be fair.

You should of done an Oyston and declared yourself bankrupt just before the divorce 🤑