[Archived] Hypothetical Flying Chickens

[Spalding Rover]

Hire a light aircraft.

Banner behind...#venkysout

2000 plastic chicken skydive onto the pitch.

Only downside is I fear a plastic chicken dropped from a great height would hurt if it lands on your noggin.

Imagine if one hit Lowey finishing his playing career. There would be a criminal investigation and compensation claim for loss of earnings.

Would be brilliant fun as chickens come flying over the riverside roof onto the pitch. Would need to be a chicken machine gun though..surely?

chicken parachute?

[pjt]

Chicken balloons?

[mhead]

Bought 5 plastic chickens on ebay last night.

0.99pence each but not delivered until November 2nd! Probably from China.

They had more....just search for 'plastic chickens' surprisingly.

This needs organising(as usual).

Will be at meet up pre October 29th.

[J*B]

Bought 5 plastic chickens on ebay last night.

0.99pence each but not delivered until November 2nd! Probably from China.

They had more....just search for 'plastic chickens' surprisingly.

This needs organising(as usual).

Will be at meet up pre October 29th.

Roll with it mhead - get some people on board.

[Madon]

Bought 5 plastic chickens on ebay last night.

0.99pence each but not delivered until November 2nd! Probably from China.

They had more....just search for 'plastic chickens' surprisingly.

This needs organising(as usual).

Will be at meet up pre October 29th.

Set up a funding page, £500 = 500 chickens and that in itself is enough to make the news when they fly onto the pitch.

[wazzarover]

Shall we nominate Newcastle at home on Sky and try to gain some momentum with this then? No doubt they will give us a hammering anyway negating any apathy in Ewood that day.

[Iceman]

Everybody should dress up as a chicken and invade the pitch, and some dress as Balaji and venkatesh and create a scene of sorts. Chase them around etc

[MGAndy]

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