[Archived] Newcastle / March On Ewood

[skous18]

What a farce when will that charade end?

[Dunnfc]

Newcastle the new Spurs

Shots on goal ZERO

[DE.]

No worries lads, super Corry Evans is coming on. Captain fantastic moving to right back, Nyambe apparently being mercifully taken off the pitch.

[G Somerset Rover]

Akpan and Lowe couldn't pass water.

This is embarrassing.

[Alex Rover]

Jason Lowe being moved position, hopefully the dressing room.

[Tango]

Think you'd be hard-pressed to find a lower quality midfield anywhere in the top 4 divisions than what we have out today.

[RTM08]

Even if (by some miracle) we survive this onslaught surely even Coyle can't defend this shambles of a "performance".

At least Steve Kean could fluke wins at this levels. This is like watching a non-league team defend for their lives in a cup game.

[G Somerset Rover]

Newcastle should just go 0-0-10.

Why on earth aren't we playing 5 in the middle? Coyle never ceases to amaze.

[mustard]

Have we actually strung two passes together at any point this game?

[DE.]

Newcastle should just go 0-0-10.

Why on earth aren't we playing 5 in the middle?

We should have just started with ten defenders and Jason Steele. There's no point having any offensive players on the pitch. This is @#/? pathetic.

[G Somerset Rover]

We should have just started with ten defenders and Jason Steele. There's no point having any offensive players on the pitch. This is @#/? pathetic.

I've been relatively 'meh' all season but this is seriously pissing me off watching this.

[DE.]

Commentator just said this is the longest any side has gone without a shot on target in the Championship this season.

We haven't even had a shot off target!

[Husky]

Heck. We're poor. A 0-0 here would be on the same scale as Leicester winning the title.

[yoda's brother]

Newcastle the new Spurs

Shots on goal ZERO

but 2 dissallowed

[Gav]

Ooooooo

We can nick this 1-0 you miserable sods

COME ON!

[Blue blood]

Don't worry lads our fitness will allow us to keep our epic defending up!

Ooh a shot! Close!

[DE.]

WE HAD A SHOT!

[mustard]

A SHOT!!! WAHAYYYYY

[Husky]

A shotttttttt!!!!!

[JBiz]

We had a shot

[Tango]

Only way our forwards will get in the game is by bypassing the midfield completely!

[DE.]

Still setting the record for longest time without a shot on target, mind. That was actually a poor effort from Gallagher, at the very least should have tested the keeper.

[mustard]

Coyle will be harping on about that big chance to win it.

[philipl]

What's a shot?

[perthblue02]

C'mon, this is it

YES , ha ha ha ha