[Archived] 40 Venky's Premises raided by Indian Tax Officials

[Bigdoggsteel]

Just now, J*B said:

They're all there. Deloitte, Microsoft, Lamborghini. We've spent what little money we had left getting a group of big companies down to Ewood. 

Akon is there too 

[TBTF]

4 minutes ago, Bigdoggsteel said:

Akon is there too 

And Paris Hilton and Maradonna

[Bigdoggsteel]

Just now, TBTF said:

And Paris Hilton and Maradonna

Sounds like a fun party! 

[broadsword]

Balaji is doing donuts on the centre circle in his new morris minor 

[Bigdoggsteel]

Vats of bucks fizz and platters full of cocktail chicken sausages 

[bob fleming]

Just now, Bigdoggsteel said:

Vats of bucks fizz and platters full of cocktail chicken sausages 

I said it a few years back and I'll say it again now. The sick twisted bar stewards.

http://www.ayefresh.com/shop/meat/venkys-chicken-lollipop/

We never stood a chance. 75 quid each as well. Off their bloody heads.

 

 

[G Somerset Rover]

49 minutes ago, TBTF said:

And Paris Hilton and Maradonna

Becks is there too. Swigging Haig Club out of fat Barry's belly button.

[donnermeat]

1 minute ago, Gavlar Somerset Rover! said:

Becks is there too. Swigging Haig Club out of fat Barry's belly button.

Looks like a bottle of aftershave that Haig Club. Tastes like it too.

[windymiller7]

19 minutes ago, bob fleming said:

I said it a few years back and I'll say it again now. The sick twisted bar stewards.

http://www.ayefresh.com/shop/meat/venkys-chicken-lollipop/

We never stood a chance. 75 quid each as well. Off their bloody heads.

 

 

Ha ha, nearly had me there, I was thinking "how much chicken can you possibly get for 75 quid?"  It's actually about 89p. What worries me though is what the hell have they done to a chicken to get its legs to look like that!

Anyway, I digress. Not posted for a while. Mainly due to wok commitments, complete numbness at all things Rovers and also fed up of the threads on here going round & round in circles. I do read most days though.

Seriously hope this all points to a takeover but cannot allow myself to get excited. We've had too many false dawns over the last few years. I just hope Big Jack's up there trying to shine a ray of hope for us. (a massive lightning bolt on Pune Towers would be preferable though!)

[ChrisyG]

1 hour ago, TBTF said:

And Paris Hilton and Maradonna

I can picture them all suckling on Balaji's humongous funbags.

[gumboots]

Just now, windymiller7 said:

Ha ha, nearly had me there, I was thinking "how much chicken can you possibly get for 75 quid?"  It's actually about 89p. What worries me though is what the hell have they done to a chicken to get its legs to look like that!

Anyway, I digress. Not posted for a while. Mainly due to wok commitments, complete numbness at all things Rovers and also fed up of the threads on here going round & round in circles. I do read most days though.

Seriously hope this all points to a takeover but cannot allow myself to get excited. We've had too many false dawns over the last few years. I just hope Big Jack's up there trying to shine a ray of hope for us. (a massive lightning bolt on Pune Towers would be preferable though!)

Do you work in a Chinese takeaway?

[windymiller7]

Just now, gumboots said:

Do you work in a Chinese takeaway?

Perhaps I should've posted that in the Chinese Takeover thread!

[West Yorks Rover]

14 hours ago, Irishrover213 said:

They were on sale the day of the villa game for 45 pound along with a load of team tracksuit tops. 

That was the 1st time they were on sale. It's a nice shirt but worth 40 quid 

No chance 

New first choice shirt for next season ? maybe the Chinese think blue is unlucky.

[Gone to seed]

7 minutes ago, West Yorks Rover said:

New first choice shirt for next season ? maybe the Chinese think blue is unlucky.

Aye it was unluck all the way to the summit of the Premier League, The Worthington Cup, Europe, FA Cup (6 times) and the spawning of many other club's thoughts on 'work-wear' for their first teams

[West Yorks Rover]

Just now, Disenfranchised said:

Aye it was unluck all the way to the summit of the Premier League, The Worthington Cup, Europe, FA Cup (6 times) and the spawning of many other club's thoughts on 'work-wear' for their first teams

A rich Chinaman won't care about all that, I've just googled it, the colour blue has negative connotations to the Chinese.

Oh no, it'll be Cardiff City all over again.

[pk1875]

8 hours ago, Disenfranchised said:

Oh PPLEEEAAASSSEE let this be true !

I can say as fact that Mike Cheston was in Ewood yesterday and is also working today.

[RoversClitheroe]

Just now, pk1875 said:

I can say as fact that Mike Cheston was in Ewood yesterday and is also working today.

Do you know what's happening, and why the accountants are in? 

[gumboots]

4 minutes ago, pk1875 said:

I can say as fact that Mike Cheston was in Ewood yesterday and is also working today.

Well how else would the accountants know about all the added value if Mike wasnt giving them death by powerpoint?

[broadsword]

3 hours ago, Veiny Flap said:

I can picture them all suckling on Balaji's humongous funbags.

I actually read that as "humungous fungus".

[Iceman]

this is not @#/? funny anymore

[PAFELL]

Talked to an accountant today about these accountants going into Ewood. Suggested to me the fact it is two firms could mean a takeover and both parties doing due diligence or tax related.

But he also suggested. Venkys could have sent one firm in and the FA another.

[AllRoverAsia]

Further Statement from our owners just in.

 

[Gone to seed]

4 hours ago, AllRoverAsia said:

Further Statement from our owners just in.

 

Three words...

 

Bring it on!

[Roverall]

So...

No comment about 'fully supporting' the club as per previous years.

Radio silence from all at Ewood in stark contrast to the soundbytes we have grown accustomed to from the likes of Cheston.

Two sets of accountants at Ewood.

Are the awful Raos on their way?

[MarkBRFC]

No, would be my guess.