Burnley pub renamed after Sean Dyche

[Rogerb]

Are you going down the Sean Dyche tonight! Reached the dizzy heights of 7th. On that basis in the last twenty five years we would have the Dalgleish and Hartford and Hodgson and Hughes arms.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Rogerb
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[davulsukur]

I’m not going down on Sean Dyche but he won’t be short of offers in Dingletown, I’m sure.

[Oldgregg86]

I hope dyche actually goes and someone buys him a drink. Sounds like he hasn't had one since before he joined Watford

[Stuart]

Going for a benny down at the Shorn Dyke.

[perthblue02]

How are they going to get away with putting "Ginger Dingle C***" on the sign ?

[Oldgregg86]

It should be called the nobody inn

[arbitro]

There is plenty of bitter and copious amounts of whine made from specialty sour grapes. A mixture of the two is known as the ginger whinger although this will only be available until next year when it is discontinued in Burnley but will be available in another town or city.

[blueboy3333]

It's apparently going to be called Self Arms  because Dyche started doing it when Everton turned him down and he realised he had to spend another year pretending to enjoy working at the god-forsaken cesspit that is t'Turd.

Edited May 1, 2018 by blueboy3333

[old darwen blue]

I’m going to love this thread ?

[JacknOry]

Anyone for a pint at the 'Six-Fingered Ginge' ?

 

 

[AllRoverAsia]

The Royal Dyche - there will be just a few sad customers each night just like the Turd, but will claim it's full every night.

[arbitro]

It should have been a brothel put planning permission was refused because they don't score enough at home.

[Mattyblue]

Good selection of bitters.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Mattyblue

[tomphil]

Pumps full of Benedictine so they can rot their throats and all start talking like him in a show of devotion only dingles are capable of - apparently.

[AllRoverAsia]

Dyche - Dutch origin which in olde English was the name for a town ditch or as they were then, open sewer.

A fitting name for a Pub in Dingleland frequented by Turds.

Edited May 2, 2018 by AllRoverAsia

[longsiders1882]

Any bitters are on this board lads 

This started as a bit of a joke on a sandwich board outside the Prinny Royal - a notorious haunt locally. Their actions this season have got them on Sky Sports and the BBC a few times so they are loving it.

That said we haven't made the Europa League yet so it may not happen.

[JAL]

Can they fill the Sean Dyche those claret clad ginger ales.

[4000Holes]

Isn't this the pub where they are going to run the competition "Burnleys got talent"?  I hear a guy who can tie his own shoelaces is favourite to win.

[Riversider28]

Apparently, you can only get bitter and all whiskies are served with a complimentary Ginger Ale. 

The landlord, however, is a little disappointed with the beer garden. So far, none of the empty beer bottles he planted have flowered.

 

[Vinjay]

Might have been a better idea choosing something that isn't likely to be boarded up and derelict in a few years. Look what happened with that public house named after Jack (ended up like so many others) still can't see how he didn't top the voting for that bridge. 

Quite funny really that people in this day and age think naming a public house after someone is the height of prestige.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Vinjay17

[old darwen blue]

10 hours ago, Vinjay17 said:

Might have been a better idea choosing something that isn't likely to be boarded up and derelict in a few years. Look what happened with that public house named after Jack (ended up like so many others) still can't see how he didn't top the voting for that bridge. 

Quite funny really that people in this day and age think naming a public house after someone is the height of prestige.

I thought Uncle Jacks was still open?

[Vinjay]

Well it was certainly closed at one point. I generally avoid Darwen though. No offence.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Vinjay17

[Mattyblue]

Lower Darwen, so sure you’ll be fine!

[davulsukur]

It’ll only ever be half full anyway!

[Tom]

14 hours ago, Vinjay17 said:

Might have been a better idea choosing something that isn't likely to be boarded up and derelict in a few years. Look what happened with that public house named after Jack (ended up like so many others) still can't see how he didn't top the voting for that bridge. 

Quite funny really that people in this day and age think naming a public house after someone is the height of prestige.

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