Backroom Mike E Posted August 9, 2020 Backroom Posted August 9, 2020 People in and around football say things all the time. Some insightful, some nonsense, some downright funny. What are your favourites? I'll start with a classic from Cloughie: 'I wouldn't say I'm the best manager, but I'd say I'm in the top one.' 1 Quote
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simongarnerisgod Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 ron atkinson get to him early doors and give him the reducer translated as foul the oppositions best player badly,as quick as possible,not applicable in todays contact free game btw 2 Quote
Tyrone Shoelaces Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, simongarnerisgod said: ron atkinson get to him early doors and give him the reducer translated as foul the oppositions best player badly,as quick as possible,not applicable in todays contact free game btw We used to call it " A quietener ". IE it kept them quiet after that. Bill Shankly talking about a forward who was a bit lacking in fighting spirit. - " He's got a heart as big as a Carraway seed ". 1 Quote
Atko's Engine Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 There's surely only one isn't there? "Bouncebackability." Wonderful. Take a bow Iain Dowie. 1 Quote
rigger Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Another Cloughieism. If I have a disagreement with someone, we sit down and discuss it, then decide I was right. 5 Quote
Sparks Rover Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 The first time I heard, "catch pigeons" someone was describing Franz Carr 1 Quote
Hoochie Bloochie Mama Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 (edited) My manager used to scream at me to 'get up his arse'. I took him at his word and duly obliged. I wasn't picked again. Edited August 9, 2020 by Hoochie Bloochie Mama 8 Quote
arbitro Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Clough on Trevor Brooking. He floats like a butterfly and stings like one. Clough on Franz Carr. He runs like Linford Christie and crosses like him. 2 Quote
bluebruce Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Dunno who it was, and I'm paraphrasing, but a commentator once said along the lines of, "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are the ones playing in yellow." Quote
Herbie6590 Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Footballers use of tenses in reported speech...in a way that nobody in real life ever would.... ”Well, he’s got the ball on the byline and he’s cut inside and whipped in one to the near post and we’re in front but the penalty changes everything and the ref...he’s seen it as a push and I don’t know where he gets that from but at the end of the day thems the breaks you have to deal with....Clive...” Quote
Hoochie Bloochie Mama Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 (edited) "If that had gone in, it would have been a goal." - David Coleman "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."Ian Rush on his spell at Juventus (later claimed that Dalglish made it up!!) Edited August 9, 2020 by Hoochie Bloochie Mama 3 Quote
Sparks Rover Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Not football, but my all time favourite " the bowlers holding the batsmens willey" 2 Quote
Amo Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 Damn squid. Also, my pet peeve, turgid - often used to a denote a rubbish game of football, when it means swollen/bloated or a bombastic style of writing. Quote
tomphil Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Herbie6590 said: Footballers use of tenses in reported speech...in a way that nobody in real life ever would.... ”Well, he’s got the ball on the byline and he’s cut inside and whipped in one to the near post and we’re in front but the penalty changes everything and the ref...he’s seen it as a push and I don’t know where he gets that from but at the end of the day thems the breaks you have to deal with....Clive...” That sounds like Kevin Keegan. Quote
Crimpshrine Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 commentators often use the term 'greasy surface' when it's really just wet grass. Quote
scotchrover Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Hoochie Bloochie Mama said: My manager used to scream at me to 'get up his arse'. I took him at his word and duly obliged. I wasn't picked again. Memories of Andy Todd... 4 Quote
GHR Posted August 9, 2020 Posted August 9, 2020 34 minutes ago, scotchrover said: Memories of Andy Todd... Loved him when he played for us, what he lacked in ability he more than made up for in attitude. Could do with a couple of proper old school types like him these days, might bring some passion and determination back into the dressing room if nowt else. I know football has changed in general but we used to have some absolute units on our team - Todd, Short, Neill, Savage, Dickov, Bellamy - we had some proper balls on us in them days... We have maybe on Bradley Johnson and a couple more these days cut from that cloth. 2 Quote
Stuart Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Amo said: Damn squid. Also, my pet peeve, turgid - often used to a denote a rubbish game of football, when it means swollen/bloated or a bombastic style of writing. Infamous at this point! I’m guessing people thinks it means ‘languid’. It sounds like it should. Quote
rigger Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Amo said: Damn squid. Also, my pet peeve, turgid - often used to a denote a rubbish game of football, when it means swollen/bloated or a bombastic style of writing. Do they not mean , a damp squib. A firework that doesn’t go off ? 2 Quote
Amo Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Stuart said: Infamous at this point! I’m guessing people thinks it means ‘languid’. It sounds like it should. It's one of those words that sounds like it should mean something different. Bit like people thinking "nonplussed" means unimpressed when it means surprised/confused. 3 minutes ago, rigger said: Do they not mean , a damp squib. A firework that doesn’t go off ? Indeed. I meant to type damp squid, of course 1 Quote
oldjamfan1 Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 Shankly, Docherty, Cloughie, Big Ron etc were all absolutely brilliant, but Gordon Strachan has come up with some belters too. When Celtic signed Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Strachan said “I promised you a big name signing and here he is”. And there was the famous retort to the Sky Sports reporter after a game when he answered “Quick word, Gordon?” with “velocity!” 1 Quote
arbitro Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, oldjamfan1 said: Shankly, Docherty, Cloughie, Big Ron etc were all absolutely brilliant, but Gordon Strachan has come up with some belters too. When Celtic signed Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Strachan said “I promised you a big name signing and here he is”. And there was the famous retort to the Sky Sports reporter after a game when he answered “Quick word, Gordon?” with “velocity!” Strachan was a real sharp wit as you say Andy. I was fourth official at Birmingham when he was at Southampton and he kept referring to the referee as 'jellyfish'. I was bemused by this and at the end of the game I asked him why and without breaking stride he said "because he has no f***ing backbone" That made me laugh. 3 Quote
Riversider28 Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 This one from Phil Brown - If you closed your eyes, you couldn’t tell the difference between the two sides. 1 Quote
arbitro Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 A lower league Scottish manager (Jim Lambie I think) had a reputation for quick wit. One of his players had gone down with a head injury and was brought off for treatment near the technical area. The manager asked the physio how he was and was told he didn't really know who he was. Quick as a flash he shouted "tell him he's Pele then and throw him back on". 8 Quote
Amo Posted August 10, 2020 Posted August 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, arbitro said: Strachan was a real sharp wit as you say Andy. I was fourth official at Birmingham when he was at Southampton and he kept referring to the referee as 'jellyfish'. I was bemused by this and at the end of the game I asked him why and without breaking stride he said "because he has no f***ing backbone" That made me laugh. One of my favourite Strachan moments: 1 Quote
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