January Transfer Deadline Day 2022

[briansol]

2 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

wheres this foreign striker that was imminent?

This deadline day is ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

Someone make me happy and make up a rumour.

Here is some lightheartened banter from Viking FK regarding their 3 mill pound-rated star striker Berisha who has drawn interest lately.

https://twitter.com/vikingfotball/status/1488114306252218368?s=20&t=L_vbG0q4FNYbRBqbpB6pQw

[TheRevAshton]

5 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

wheres this foreign striker that was imminent?

This deadline day is ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

Someone make me happy and make up a rumour.

Liam Delap is currently in Blackburn's Pizza Hut with his agent, seen enjoying a Pepperoni with stuffed crust

[superniko]

35 minutes ago, RevidgeBlue said:

The bids been in for a while. Didn't think there was any chance of it being accepted.

Still can't see it.

Assume this is the same player from your comment the other day in the closed thread...

  

[CambridgeRover]

Notts Forest bidding for Semenyo, would love to see him here

[RevidgeBlue]

12 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

wheres this foreign striker that was imminent?

This deadline day is ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

Someone make me happy and make up a rumour.

Ray Wilkins has been spotted at the Wilpshire Hotel.

[pick32]

Luca Toni is getting a meal deal at Tesco bank top

[Tugay Et Labore]

4 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

wheres this foreign striker that was imminent?

This deadline day is ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

Someone make me happy and make up a rumour.

The stunt Joe Rothwell and TM pulled over the weekend was a genius move to unsettle the Bournemouth players. TM advised Parker that JR could play in any position but he's not as good a right-back as Gallagher. Every single Bournemouth player felt their position in the team was under threat and have now refused to play any further part in the league this season. Bournemouth are going about buying an entire new squad and their current players will happily take a wage drop to move to Rovers out of sheer spite. TM currently has his feet up at Brockhall with a lovely piece of lemon drizzle cake.  

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Madon said:

Assombalonga is on his way to Brockhall.

Still too soon.

[Beafo]

Paul McKinnon seen in John's Cut Price.

[RevidgeBlue]

7 minutes ago, superniko said:

Assume this is the same player from your comment the other day in the closed thread...

  

Good spot.

[BankEnd Rover]

 Medusa & the Minotaur are having a medical as we speak

Edited January 31, 2022 by BankEnd Rover

[lsp82]

 Loan bids for Aaron Ramsey and Trezeguet at villa. 

[Tugay-is-God]

Aruna Dindane on his way, I heard. 

[Armchair supporter supremo]

Shabani Nondas at Nandos

[K-Hod]

16 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

wheres this foreign striker that was imminent?

This deadline day is ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

Someone make me happy and make up a rumour.

Jennifer Lawrence just slid into my DMs inferring she wanted the D. Unfortunately, I’m on a second date tonight, so had to politely decline. I told her I know a bloke that would be perfect for her, so I passed on your details. 
She’s one persistent hun, so expect contact sooner rather than later!

[neophox]

Strikers are coming. Luca Toni the main one.

[booth]

Le Tissier queuing for covid jab at cathedral.

[OsloRover]

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/woodman-signs-for-afc-bournemouth-on-loan/

Another Bournemouth signing.

[booth]

1 minute ago, OsloRover said:

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/woodman-signs-for-afc-bournemouth-on-loan/

Another Bournemouth signing.

Next seasons team photo.

[roverblue]

Starting to have the same feeling as most deadline days for us, lots of talk but then nothing materialises! Hope we dont regret it later in the season, really would have liked a decent striker to come in to give Ben some competition like we should have done in the summer.

[RoversClitheroe]

Thanks for all the replies - Very fun.

I think we as a club have no money, hence the lack of signings, that 4m of Rothwells was what we needed to fund any transfers of real excitment.

 

[RoverDom]

Maybe they knew nothing was going to happen, made up a load of drama about rothwell and then tomorrow we can say " we kept hold of all our best players, that's a success in my eyes" 

[speeeeeeedie]

14 minutes ago, pick32 said:

Luca Toni is getting a meal deal at Tesco bank top

The Luca Toni links always made me laugh. 

As did the perennial Ray Wilkins has bought a house in Wilpshire.

[booth]

3 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

Thanks for all the replies - Very fun.

I think we as a club have no money, hence the lack of signings, that 4m of Rothwells was what we needed to fund any transfers of real excitment.

 

We've spent £700,000 I think so far and wasn't the rumour that we were going to spend over a couple of million. I expect another couple of signings, one permanent the other a loan.

And I expect a few of ours to go out on loan.

Edited January 31, 2022 by booth

[Vilesinner]

11 minutes ago, booth said:

Le Tissier queuing for covid jab at cathedral.

Heard it all now. Lol!