New manager wishlist

[simongarnerisgod]

had three decent managers on the bounce,this one will be a reet disaster😕

[markhayhurst]

Gary Flitcroft or Salgado (would love Mike Newell to wind thing up though) 

Edited 20 hours ago by markhayhurst

[Bronzed A Donis]

It'll be whoever is out of work and in the stable of the agents whoever Gestede is part of.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

4 minutes ago, Bronzed A Donis said:

It'll be whoever is out of work and in the stable of the agents whoever Gestede is part of.

Any good ones ?

[Upside Down]

21 minutes ago, Norbert Rassragr said:

I feel very similar. I'd take relegation as far as League 2 or the National League if it meant new, competent owners with money and integrity. Until the owners leave, I'll only glance at the results. I have mental health issues, so I don't have time for a bunch of chicken fuckers depressing me. 

I'll still be on here like. It's a good laugh and I love the discussion.

[B16Rover]

I was amazed to find out Gestede never had a football agent who he wasn't related to. 

 

How the fuck have we ended up with the ex player director of football without any contacts in the game! 

[Bronzed A Donis]

12 minutes ago, Tyrone Shoelaces said:

Any good ones ?

Could be Ancelotti and it'd still be pissing into the wind 🙁

[Ricceh]

Oh no, we're going to end up with Sherwood aren't we.

[simongarnerisgod]

4 minutes ago, B16Rover said:

I was amazed to find out Gestede never had a football agent who he wasn't related to. 

 

How the fuck have we ended up with the ex player director of football without any contacts in the game! 

🤣😂 

i knew we were in trouble when park ****** off,he had a lot of contacts and a lot of knowledge,it was evident then that there would`nt  be significent players coming in

Edited 19 hours ago by simongarnerisgod

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

1 minute ago, simongarnerisgod said:

🤣😂 

i knew we were in trouble when park ****** off,he had a lot of contacts and a lot of knowledge,it was evident then that there would be significent players coming in

You mean “ wouldn’t. “.

[JCRovers]

Steve Cooper is probably the best fit given how he managed to drag Forest from relegation zone to achieving promotion a few years ago. His style is kinda similar to Eustace in that he likes his team to sit in a mid/low block and hit opponents on the counter. Will he be interested in coming here? No idea. Will we be offering him a contract? Not likely since he'll probably demand high wages.

But yeah, in an ideal situation the club should move to get him on a short-term contract until the end of season, offer a resonably high wage (100 K/ month?) and just pray that we manage to clinch the last playoff-spot and then somehow get promoted because next season is looking really dark right now if that doesn't happen. 

[Nipper1875]

give it big sam in pod cast he said he would openly speak to them again and had unfinished business - he can work with pennys instead of pounds - so thats perfect for maggot n co 

 

Rob edwards is another but dout he fits the club strategy if anyone knows what that is 

 

Damian duff will have to much respect to take the job knowing he will be thrown in deep end and wont want to risk failure 

 

we will end up with ryan lowe 

 

 

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

1 minute ago, Nipper1875 said:

give it big sam in pod cast he said he would openly speak to them again and had unfinished business - he can work with pennys instead of pounds - so thats perfect for maggot n co 

 

Rob edwards is another but dout he fits the club strategy if anyone knows what that is 

 

Damian duff will have to much respect to take the job knowing he will be thrown in deep end and wont want to risk failure 

 

we will end up with ryan lowe 

 

 

I think Big Sam’s ship has sailed.

[Cherry Blue]

Whoever takes job will want to know why previous managers have left.

We could be in for a long wait and another pathetic club statement.

[CottonTownBoy]

All the way from the Sunshine Coast of Formby, now he’s back home. Stevie G.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

22 minutes ago, Cherry Blue said:

Whoever takes job will want to know why previous managers have left.

We could be in for a long wait and another pathetic club statement.

Even the dogs in the street know why the previous managers left. Whoever comes in will know the score, unless he’s from Mars.

Edited 19 hours ago by Tyrone Shoelaces

[LeftWinger]

It'd be a glorious end to Venky's ownership.

Venkys hating Allardyce comes back and leads us to a 1-0 play-off final win against Burnley. Converted centre half Makhtar Gueye scoring a header from a corner where he's man marking James Trafford.

Big Sam emerges from the Wembley tunnel at full time with Steve Kean's head on a stick. 

Venkys decide they've had enough and fuck off.

[Bethnal]

@LeftWinger has set out a cracker of a narrative and maybe we could be tempting the fate of a full-circle resolution doing so. Bit of black magic at play.

Another narrative might be some form of Retro Rovers Avengers: David Dunn, Damien Duff, Morten Gamst Peterson, Ryan Nelsen, Tugay, Salgado, Matt Jansen. Set each to a task of coaching each positional unit. Very likely a catastrophe, but a hell of a watch, probably.

If we were a normal club, I’d be all over Des Buckingham and his preferred coaching staff, but I think the scale of the job managing upwards is far too big for him. Needs more time managing in different circumstances, probably. Too much nous in the CEO/COO.

I think Rob Edwards needs a stretch out of the game. Managing Luton through the things they’ve had to deal with looked exhausting. Their squad and he looked broken when they were at Ewood. Reckon he’ll make a good manager eventually.

Allardyce - not anymore, for me. Looks happy in retirement.

Who then? Ideally someone with nous, little to lose when it comes to paying short shrift to the nonsense, can spot a player and get the best out of them, has experience in the playoffs and promotions and doesn’t mind coming into a club in February. Basically, Neil Warnock ten years ago.

[CottonTownBoy]

Allardyce rates Karl Robinson highly. It wouldn’t take much to prise him away from Salford City and he’s been here before. Seeing as we can’t afford huge wages.

[Neal]

Dyche, Big Sam or Cooper. 

 

Reality is Neil Harris or Edwards. 

[Armchair supporter supremo]

Sorry I posted this elsewhere before spotting this post. 

 

But as I said elsewhere.... I can see it now.... 

[roverandout]

If gestede makes the appointment it's going to be his old strike partner Jordan Rhodes as player-manager. Ticks both boxes for him, new manager and a goal scorer 

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

3 minutes ago, roverandout said:

If gestede makes the appointment it's going to be his old strike partner Jordan Rhodes as player-manager. Ticks both boxes for him, new manager and a goal scorer 

Rhodes is finished as a player.

[Waggy76]

Johnson or Benson,  until the season ends! 

 

Edited 18 hours ago by Waggy76

[superniko]

Struggling to see how people think Cooper is below us. (Not this thread but on others and elsewhere online)

He has been manager for 3 seasons in the Championship and finished 6th Swansea, 4th Swansea and 4th and promoted with Forest. The bloke has never finished outside the playoffs in the league.

Has a 48% win percentage in the league.

Now, in terms of realism - there’s not a cat in hells chance he’d come to this clown show 

Edited 18 hours ago by superniko